Paris Hilton

DOES BRITNEY KNOW EXTENSIONS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO SHOW?

If Paris Hilton can afford to have a hairdresser do her hair every morning, then Britney Spears can afford it too. Britney should give up trying to manage her own locks – she needs a fulltime expert. She walked out of a West Hollywood dance studio looking like THIS. We’re not sure if these are permanent or clip on extensions but whoever attached them should refund Britney’s money or teach her how to deal with them. This never happens to the Kardashians.

BEVERLY HILLS HOUSEWIVES KIM AND KYLE RICHARDS BAN PARIS HILTON FROM THEIR SHOW

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars sisters Kim and Kyle Richards have, for some reason, never been particularly close with their niece Paris Hilton. So they were surprised when she suddenly started calling them, making plans to get together, inviting them places, and buttering them up, in general. It finally dawned on them that Paris’s attentiveness increased as their reality show became more popular and she wanted to make guest appearances. The second season is now in preparation and Kim and Kyle have declared that Paris will NOT be soaking up their limelight – she’s banned from the show.

PARIS HILTON WANTS TO ONE-UP HER FORMER FRIEND KIM KARDASHIAN

Paris Hilton is desperately trying to regain her popularity by filming a still untitled reality show with Charlie Sheen’s drug addled estranged wife Brooke Mueller. Her former best friend and protege (and assistant?) Kim Kardashian, has usurped Paris’s hard earned celebutante title. Paris’s photos don’t sell any more and Kim is red hot. A few years back Paris took Kim to her first Hollywood parties and introduced her to the red carpet. Kim carefully observed how Paris carved an image and made herself famous – and she also noted Paris’s mistakes. The next thing you know Kim made a sex video too, and had her own reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” Now Kim gets the private jets to parties and Paris has to pay her own way. She’s hoping a new show will change things.

NICOLE RICHIE SAYS IT WILL BE A SMALL WEDDING – IN A BIG HOUSE

Nicole Richie always said that if and when she got married to Joel Madden she would do it at her adopted father Lionel Richie’s Beverly Hills house. In fact, she still spends a lot of her spare time at daddy’s place. This photo reveals that is would, indeed, be difficult to find a more beautiful place to take one’s vows. We’re particularly amused that Nicole chose not to invite her sometime friend Paris Hilton to the wedding this weekend.

PARIS HILTON: ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Paris Hilton’s boyfriend Cy Waits already lost his nightclub management job in Las Vegas and his next loss will probably be Paris. Paris absolutely has to stay out of trouble for a year to avoid going to jail for her drug possession rap and dating a Las Vegas playboy is flirting with danger. Paris and Cy have not been getting along since they returned from Hawaii. Her delighted parents are urging her to end her relationship with Waits NOW because he likes to party WAY too much.

IMAGINE THAT. PARIS HILTON IS BANNED FROM NIGHTCLUBS THAT USED TO PAY HER TO SHOW UP

We figured Steve Wynn was angry enough to fire Paris Hilton’s boyfriend Cy Waits from his nightclub manager job, but we didn’t realize Wynn was fed up with Paris also! After he fired Waits, Wynn went on the BAN Paris from the two Wynn resorts in Las Vegas (and all the nightclubs therein,) according to the Huffington Post. Waits was arrested for misdemeanor DUI while Hilton is accused of felony cocaine possession. So far, Cy’s twin brother Jesse is still working for Wynn. If cocaine charges don’t faze her, we wonder if being banned from nightclubs will get Paris’s attention.

CY WAITS’ DYNAMIC CAREER IS STALLED THANKS TO ARREST WITH PARIS: HE’S FIRED!

It’s been a wild summer for Cy Waits. He started dating Paris Hilton (and achieved some notoriety) in June and he and his twin brother Jesse just got a huge promotion from Las Vegas boss Steve Wynn. The brothers have been successfully running Wynn’s nightclubs and when Wynn and Victor Drai recently parted ways – they took over Drai’s empire. The twins were on the fast track to incredible success until Paris pulled out her lip gloss. The resulting drug charges and Cy’s DUI rubbed Steve Wynn the wrong way and to no one’s surprise, word is out that he fired Cy. The future of his brother Jesse is unknown. Suddenly Cy isn’t the great catch he was when Paris started dating him.

PRIMPING FOR THE CAMERAS GOT PARIS HILTON IN TROUBLE

We’re puzzled by the Paris Hilton conundrum when it comes to her cocaine possession arrest in Las Vegas. According to the AP, police smelled marijuana drifting out of the car occupied by Paris and her boyfriend Cy Waits and they were pulled over near the Wynn Hotel. Cy was arrested for DUI and when looky-loos started to gather and take photos, Paris asked if they could go inside the hotel. In the lobby she sensed the arrival of cameras, so she pulled her lip gloss out of her purse and in doing so, a small packet of cocaine fell out. Hence, SHE was arrested for possession of a controlled substance. Paris has already made it clear that she plans to claim it wasn’t HER purse. If it wasn’t her purse, what was her lip gloss doing in there? She can leave it to her high-powered lawyer to figure this one out.

LINDSAY LOHAN KEPT ALL OF HER EXTENSIONS IN JAIL

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When Phil Spector had to check his wig at the jail entrance and Paris Hilton had to surrender her hair extensions, we figured Lindsay Lohan would be forced to give up her fake hair when she checked into jail. She DIDN’T, and jail officials were accused of giving her preferential treatment. Jailers responded that Lindsay‘s extensions were permanently attached to the roots of her hair while Paris’s extensions were clip-ons (her own brand DreamCatchers) and Spector’s hair was not attached to his head either. And we were SO looking forward to seeing Lindsay’s natural hair….. Apparently eyelash extensions are not an issue in jail.

NOBODY WAS WATCHING THE FLAG WHEN KIM KARDASHIAN WAVED IT

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All eyes were undoubtedly on Kim Kardashian’s white jumpsuited bottom when she dropped the flag that started off the 2010 Bullrun Live Rally in New York. This is a luxury car rally – actually a rolling party- that takes 8 leisurely days to cross the US. Participants get driving directions daily and stay at the fanciest hotels and eat at the finest restaurants across the country. Along the way there are parties, celebrities, and other competitions. Of course, the trip is filmed for a TV show “Cops, Cars & Superstars.” It appears that Kim is usurping all the personal appearance jobs that used to pad Paris Hilton’s bank account. Wonder how Paris feels about that. She’s not the “it” girl any more.