Probation

LANE GARRISON: SOMETIMES A PLAYMATE GIRLFRIEND IS NOT AN ASSET

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We’re pretty sure that Lane Garrison is shaking in his boots after that incident where cops were called to his apartment because he and his Playmate girlfriend were having a tiff. Apparently there was no violence and no charges were filed, but Lane was hospitalized, claiming “anxiety.” Since he is on probation for vehicular manslaughter in 2007 (and he served time) Lane has every reason to be anxious. His friends have been worried because Lane’s girlfriend Ashley Mattingly loves to party and enjoys drama, while Lane has no choice but to remain sober and under the radar. This creates problems and hopefully Lane’s probation will not be revoked.

PARIS HILTON: ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Paris Hilton’s boyfriend Cy Waits already lost his nightclub management job in Las Vegas and his next loss will probably be Paris. Paris absolutely has to stay out of trouble for a year to avoid going to jail for her drug possession rap and dating a Las Vegas playboy is flirting with danger. Paris and Cy have not been getting along since they returned from Hawaii. Her delighted parents are urging her to end her relationship with Waits NOW because he likes to party WAY too much.

RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN’S PLANS TO HOOK UP LIKE ROMEO & JULIET ARE FOILED

Rihanna and Chris Brown had quite a jolt yesterday when the judge who sentenced Chris to six months of hard labor cleaning up highways and five years probation, flatly REFUSED Rihanna’s request to cancel the stay-away order. This was a real shock because Chris must stay 100 yards away from Rihanna for five years or his probation will be REVOKED and he’ll go straight to jail. Rihanna hoped the judge would drop the order. This enhances the tragic “Romeo & Juliet” aspect of their shattered romance. Insiders feel the former lovers hoped to reunite when things quieted down. Now they don’t have a chance. Smart judge.