Prison

ALEC BALDWIN IS READY FOR ANYTHING

Alec Baldwin’s trial for involuntary manslaughter is slated to begin July 10, and according to an insider he and his wife Hilaria are already preparing for a worst case outcome if he’s found guilty and winds up in prison. Alec is facing 18-months in New Mexico State prison so he and Hilaria are already looking at compounds to lease if he ends up behind bars. My source reveals that their doomsday plan is for Hilaria to move their 7 kids to a mansion in Santa Fe, NM, so they’ll be able to visit Alec if he’s locked up. While Alec is confident he’ll be acquitted, he and Hilaria are practical enough to be prepared.

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WILL RIHANNA STAND BY HER MAN?

Rihanna’s future with her babies daddy A$AP Rocky is being TESTED, now that he’s looking at serious jail time after being charged with two counts of first degree assault with a firearm. According to an insider, Rihanna recently POSTPONED her secret wedding plans, confiding to a friend that she wants to wait until Rocky’s legal troubles are behind him. After today’s ruling where a judge decided there was enough evidence against Rocky to proceed with a trial, it seems that Rihanna is questioning the relationship. “Rihanna’s image isn’t that of a bad girl so she doesn’t want a husband behind bars,” our source explained. She just paused plans for her spring 2024 wedding explaining that everything is on an indefinite hold. My source predicts Rihanna will wait to see how Rocky’s trial turns out – if he’s acquitted, she’ll go ahead with the wedding, but if he’s CONVICTED, she’ll end things and not stand by her man.

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BRITTNEY GRINER’S LIPS ARE SEALED- FOR NOW

Been wondering why you haven’t heard a word from 6’9″ WNBA superstar, Brittney Griner since she was recently released from that Russian penal colony? It so happens, she’s being offered big bucks for her first tell-all interview, but she needs to get PERMISSION before she can reveal anything. According to an insider, Brittney promised the US government NOT to say a word about her time in Russia until other American prisoners have returned home. Although she’s been courted by every morning show as well as TV journalists like Oprah Winfrey, Brittney is respecting the wishes of the government and keeping quiet.

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JEN SHAH THINKS HER LAST WORDS MIGHT BE WORTH BIG BUCKS

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City criminal Jen Shah was just sentenced to 6 1/2 years in prison for her wire fraud case, PLUS she’s on the hook to pay approximately $9 million in restitution to her victims.  She has until February 17 to surrender, so she’s hoping to get a jump start on paying back her victims by shopping around a no holds barred tell-all interview before she turns herself in.  According to an insider at Bravo, THAT’S the reason Jen unexpectedly skipped the recent season 3 reunion – she wants to sell her last interview to the highest bidder.  Really. Whatever she earns for the sit down (she claims) will go to her restitution, and since she’s willing to reveal EVERYTHING, she’s hoping to make a noticeable dent in her debt.

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HOW DESPERATE WAS BRITTNEY GRINER?

Before Brittney Griner was released, we all read about the horrible medieval conditions in the Russian penal colony she was sent to. Besides not speaking the language, 16 hour work days, often 7 days a week at the sewing machines, 3 toilets for 100 women, plus psychological torture- if someone did something wrong, EVERYONE was punished. Scary, but what REALLY illustrated the misery of that prison was the fact that Brittney chose to cut off her dreadlocks because after she took a shower it was SO cold that they FROZE stiff …and she had a long winter ahead.

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CAMILLE COSBY: OMIGOSH- HE’S BAAAAACK!

Bill and Camille Cosby’s marriage has always been a mystery. No matter how many times he cheated on her, she never complained or seemed remotely interested. EVERYBODY knew about Cosby’s hot pursuit of women wherever he went. He was a Playboy mansion regular. The National Enquirer had a deal with Cosby- they killed stories that Cosby’s women sold them and in exchange, Cosby cooperated with the tabloid and gave occasional interviews. The Cosbys had numerous homes so Bill always had a place to bring his women and avoided hotels. Occasionally women he brought home suspected Camille was asleep somewhere in the same large house! When Bill was convicted of rape in 2019, Camille took the staff and moved out of their Massachusetts mansion and into their Pennsylvania home – leaving him alone until he was incarcerated. She NEVER visited him in prison and probably assumed he was out of her life. We cannot imagine she’s really delighted about Cosby’s sudden release… it’s inconvenient at best.

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FELICITY HUFFMAN WAS LUCKY TO GET PRISON TIME

Let’s face it, if Felicity Huffman had been given the probation she was hoping (and begging) for – her career would have been over. The act of paying to have her daughter’s SAT scores falsely raised made Felicity HATED by every person who ever studied like crazy to get college acceptable grades, or who struggled to pay for tuition and expenses. At least she owned up to her illicit act and apologized. But if she had NOT gotten at least SOME jail time, SO many people would resent her white privilege that she would be dead meat in Hollywood. Getting two weeks in women’s prison means she might be able to work again someday…

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KIM KARDASHIAN IS MORE INTERESTED IN GOOD PUBLICITY THAN JUSTICE

At first glance, Kim Kardashian’s visit to Donald Trump to plead with him to commute Alice Marie Johnson appears to be a well-intentioned deed. Alice had served 20 years of a life without parole for a non-violent drug crime. Kim saw a documentary about her plight and took up the cause. If she had performed this feat without fanfare – behind the scenes, it would have been quite impressive. But reality-star Kim was actually more interested in making HERSELF look like a kind and generous person than anything else. Her “performance” was documented from beginning to end – starting with the photo above – and this publicity is PRICELESS. When asked WHY she took up this cause, Kim modestly claimed that she appreciates all that SHE has and wants to do something good for other people. Really? She can’t do anything nice without shoving it in our faces? All Kim really cares about is the good PR she is now enjoying…

PRISON CHANGED CAMERON DOUGLAS

Ex-convict Cameron Douglas, 38, reminds us of Riz Ahmed’s character in The Night Of. When he went into prison around 8 years ago, he was kind of pasty looking with glasses. When he was paroled he was a whole new person- all muscle and covered with tattoos. Has he changed INSIDE as much as he did outside? He’s quite a ladies man – while incarcerated his then-girlfriend smuggled drugs to him and his female lawyer did also. That got him more time. In June he tested positive for marijuana. He’s been out for a year and already hooked up with a yoga instructor who is pregnant with his child.

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TERESA GUIDICE: IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE!

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Why did Teresa Giudice check into federal prison in the middle of the night? Clearly, she didn’t want paparazzi to catch her without her heavy makeup, false eyelashes, and fake hair. It’s quite possible that the table-flipping reality star will learn NOT to act on her impulses while she’s locked up. And she’ll observe how the other half lives, up close. So it won’t be time wasted. We’re guessing that the other inmates will find her quite entertaining and treat her like a celebrity if she doesn’t whine too much. If ONLY they allowed reality TV cameras in prison!