Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

Our gal married for money and parlayed her husband’s connections into a pretty lucrative career for herself.  For her, image is everything so she turned the other way when she found out her partner was having an affair with a morbidly obese fetish model.  You see, our guy, despite his well-to-do upbringing where thin equates beauty, has a thing for big girls.  His wife stumbled across some incriminating texts between him and his mistress, but instead of rocking the boat – she never brought it up to him.  She’s smart enough to realize that her continued success is dependent on staying married and that’s exactly what she’s doing for now.  Don’t be too surprised if she divorces her cheating louse of a spouse in a few years.  Guess the husband and the wife-

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Our B- list personality became famous as part of an ensemble show – and while she’s never been considered A list by any stretch of the imagination- she’s famous enough to rub shoulders with the rich and famous.  She is pretending to be on cloud nine with the direction her life seems to be taking ( a man and a baby) but behind her fake smile lies a secret: she’s not sure her man is her baby daddy!  You see our gal isn’t exactly loyal and  she was sleeping with a few men during the same period.  She got knocked up and told the guy she liked the best that it was HIS.  She’s on pins and needles , hoping he doesn’t ask for a DNA test if the baby doesn’t look anything like him.

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Our costars are both happily in relationships, but spending all their time together has taken a toll.  They have undeniable chemistry as evidenced on their popular TV show,  but since they are both taken, no one suspects that they’re doing more than just rehearsing.  Yes folks, they have started sleeping together-  but made a pact that when their show ends, so does their affair.  Their other halves don’t have a clue about the affair and the four of them have even had a few dinners together.  Our gal hasn’t told a single person about the fling, but our guy was bragging about it to one of his loose-lipped friends, and now word is starting to spread around town.

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Our guy’s only real claim to fame is WHO he married. He’s relatively unknown,  but his wife is a household name who continues to dominate the news.  You know what they say, when the cat’s away the mice will play, and that’s exactly what’s happening here.  Our household name gal is currently checked into a facility to deal with personal problems,  and her husband is holding down the fort and also getting down with male escorts. Since she’s not around, he’s living his best gay life with some of the nation’s hottest “gay for pay” studs.  Our gal suspects something is up, but she needs her man to take care of things at home until she’s back in action . So she’s biting her tongue for now.  Once she’s back in action , she and her secretly gay husband will likely divorce – at least that’s what she’s confiding to others.

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Our songbird has rarely looked better, in fact, her body looks even more perfect than it did when she first burst onto the scene years and years ago.  She tells people it’s a combination of exercise and the fat shot , but that’s not it.  Yes, she tried those very popular shots but they didn’t seem to work for her , so now she’s on prescription medicine normally prescribed for ADHD, a disorder she doesn’t have.  The pills ( basically legal speed) have completely killed her appetite and THAT’S the real way she’s gotten so skinny since she pops them like breath mints.

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Our A list movie star has a major dilemma.  His image is EVERYTHING to him and he portrays himself as a God-loving happily married husband.  For the most part he is, except for that one time.  Yes, our Mr. Goody Two Shoes had one slip-up – he had a one night stand not long ago with someone he met on set and that indiscretion resulted in a pregnancy!  You read that right, he was so caught up in the moment he didn’t use any protection.  He’s very vocal about being pro-life,  but the LAST thing he wants is for this baby news to get out . It will torpedo his marriage and his career.  He’s pressuring the woman to end her pregnancy but she doesn’t want to, so now he’s offering her MILLIONS to move away from Hollywood and keep his name off of the birth certificate!

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Our male movie star is as straight as they come , but he DOES have a completely out of character fetish – men’s feet!  As unusual as that sounds,  our guy gets off worshipping men’s feet.  Now just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, our guy has a regular escort he pays handsomely for that privilege and the escort is a very well known heterosexual adult film star.  Their sessions usually last an hour , and basically consist of the movie star drooling over the adult film star’s pedicured feet.  Both men stay fully dressed except for the one guy’s feet.  Our movie star is rich so he doesn’t bat an eyelash paying $5,000 per session and our adult film star is hoping to eventually break into more mainstream roles.  He’s counting on the movie star to help make that dream come true – or he just might go public with their kinky secret.

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Our gal’s career started off strong , but the years haven’t been so kind and she’s been reduced to being more of a supporting actress or guest star.  She’s struggled with her fair share of issues – both health and financial – but for awhile seemed to have gotten her life back on track.  Unfortunately it recently derailed and she’s headed into rehab for alcohol addiction.  Our gal loves vodka and what started as a two martini lunch recently spiraled into drinking two bottles a day.  Her loved ones have done their best to shield her bad behavior , but they now realize they’re not equipped to keep her from harming herself or others.  She resisted going to rehab until one of her  much more rich and famous friends got involved, offering to pay for the entire rehab stay.  It was an offer too good to pass up – so she’s agreed to get treatment. Guess the actress and her rich and famous friend.

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Yikes – some people never learn their lesson.  Our handsome actor (mainly movies but he’s dabbled in other mediums) was all but cancelled for some very questionable behavior with women. His career is hanging on by a thread,  but that hasn’t stopped him from being a creep.  He was recently booted from a West Hollywood gym frequented by pretty model types , for inappropriate behavior.  He claimed it was just an accident , but he exposed himself to a female member while wearing short shorts with no underwear.  The club didn’t want any negative publicity and the female gym member didn’t want any bad press either (she’s a C -list LA model and aspiring actress)  so our guy was shown the door .  He was told they would drop the matter if he agreed to relinquish his membership.  That’s exactly what he did.

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