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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Our gal’s career started off strong , but the years haven’t been so kind and she’s been reduced to being more of a supporting actress or guest star.  She’s struggled with her fair share of issues – both health and financial – but for awhile seemed to have gotten her life back on track.  Unfortunately it recently derailed and she’s headed into rehab for alcohol addiction.  Our gal loves vodka and what started as a two martini lunch recently spiraled into drinking two bottles a day.  Her loved ones have done their best to shield her bad behavior , but they now realize they’re not equipped to keep her from harming herself or others.  She resisted going to rehab until one of her  much more rich and famous friends got involved, offering to pay for the entire rehab stay.  It was an offer too good to pass up – so she’s agreed to get treatment. Guess the actress and her rich and famous friend.

GUESS WHO!!

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Yikes – some people never learn their lesson.  Our handsome actor (mainly movies but he’s dabbled in other mediums) was all but cancelled for some very questionable behavior with women. His career is hanging on by a thread,  but that hasn’t stopped him from being a creep.  He was recently booted from a West Hollywood gym frequented by pretty model types , for inappropriate behavior.  He claimed it was just an accident , but he exposed himself to a female member while wearing short shorts with no underwear.  The club didn’t want any negative publicity and the female gym member didn’t want any bad press either (she’s a C -list LA model and aspiring actress)  so our guy was shown the door .  He was told they would drop the matter if he agreed to relinquish his membership.  That’s exactly what he did.

GUESS WHO!!

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Buckle up- it’s going to get bumpy.  Our gal is definitely a household name,  but more for who she’s been linked to over the years than for any major accomplishments.  She was recently dumped by an ex with a very famous last name,  and took a substantial payout to stay quiet.  Unfortunately,  she spends money like it grows on trees and she’s broke again with no viable means of supporting herself.  She signed a non disclosure agreement when she settled with her ex , but in a major tactical error , the contract only covered HIM and not his friends or family.  She’s seen a lot , and now that’s she’s desperate for cash , she’s circled back to her ex, demanding an even bigger payout or she’s going to start singing like a canary about ALL the deep, dark and dirty secrets she was privy to.

 

GUESS WHO!!

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Our handsome chap has suffered his fair share of heartbreak , but he finally seems to have found a romantic partner to spend his golden years with.  The only problem is his new squeeze doesn’t have a clue that her man swings both ways.  Yes, our guy is bisexual and has a habit of hiring rent-boys young enough to be his grandson.  He does his best to hide his sexual desires, and has even gone so far as to pay off one of his tricks who threatened to reveal his secret to the world. His new galpal is thrilled to be with a movie star (even though she’s famous in her own right) so she’s not asking too many questions about why he seems to disappear at times.  He claims he needs a few days a week to himself , but THAT’S when he’s hooking up with his boy toys.

GUESS WHO!!

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Our gal starred in one of the most popular TV shows in the early 1990’s, and her career has been steady ever since  – though nowhere near the early success she achieved on THAT particular show.  She still works , but was abruptly replaced on her latest project because she’s developed an addiction to powerful pain killers, which affected her job performance.  She pops the prescriptions like they’re breath-mints, and has now taken to going over the border to Tijuana to get her fix since her LA based doctors will no longer prescribe her the medication. She doesn’t want to wind up a casualty though,  so she is at least smart enough to test the drugs to ensure they’re aren’t laced with fentanyl.

 

GUESS WHO!!

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Our B- list actor with A- list name recognition seemed to be everywhere earlier this summer – he had a hit  controversial movie which made him in demand on the podcast and talk show circuit.  After the initial flurry of press, he dropped out of sight and we know why.  He was HORRIFIED by his appearance while doing promotions for his flick , and decided to have some work done.  He all but disappeared in late August and had plastic surgery on his face and body.  He’s pretty much all healed now and looks refreshed , so he’s once again ready to work his way back into the limelight.

 

GUESS WHO!!

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Our gal is famous, famous, famous.  One of the biggest multifaceted stars in the universe.  While she’s a pro at managing her professional life , she’s a hot mess when it comes to her personal life.  She falls in and out of love at the drop of a hat.  Her latest romance has raised some concerns among her inner circle because this guy is just a dud.  Sure,  she’s previously dated beneath her  (and by beneath we mean less successful) but with her level of fame and fortune , that’s to be expected .  Not too many others have achieved what she has.  Her latest guy is a sponge  (broke) and her family fears she will do something spontaneous and elope without a prenup!  That’s why they persuaded her longtime assistant to now act as a spy – and report everything back to them.  They are prepared to do WHATEVER it takes to make sure our gal doesn’t marry this loser.

 

GUESS WHO!!

Thursday, October 1, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Our movie star hasn’t had the best luck when it comes to romance – she either picks the wrong guys or fate can just be cruel.  She’s been single for some time now,  and basically swore off dating to focus on living her best life without a man.  One of her well meaning fellow celebrity friends decided she needed a hot summer fling to snap her out of her funk. The friend didn’t know any hot guys ( since our movie star has a definite type) so out of desperation , turned to a service specializing in hunky male escorts – paying THOUSANDS for the introduction.  Well the summer fling happened,  but our movie star has NO CLUE that the guy was initially a paid companion – and she’s quickly getting smitten. The friend is happy that the movie star is smiling again, but also torn because she knows about the guy’s pay for play past and she feels a bit guilty about the introduction.  Guess the movie star and the celebrity friend.

GUESS WHO!!

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This celebrity couple ( they’re both famous , but the husband MUCH more so than the wife) had one of the ugliest splits Hollywood has ever seen.  The dust finally settled and it’s been a hot minute since the headlines have died down  – but buckle up , because it’s about to get even nastier.  The tides of fortune have changed and now the former wife is making more money than the ex-husband ( her career has improved since the split , while his is in the toilet). They recently went to private mediation to renegotiate their divorce, and this time the hubby is asking for spousal support.  Both have an arsenal of dirt on each other and unless a new settlement can be somehow reached , it looks like these two are hellbent on destroying one another.  Guess the husband and the wife.

 

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Wednesday, September 30, 2026

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

There’s trouble in paradise.  These two rushed to the altar after barely dating a year – he was smitten and thought he landed the gal of his dreams. Well maybe he did  – IF his dream gal had a previous career as a high priced escort.  Despite spinning herself as a blue blood, our gal doesn’t come from the generational wealth she brags about.  She had all the trappings, but got them by entertaining some of the world’s wealthiest men because her family’s fortune was lost years ago.  She kept up appearances with the infusion of cash she received from her gentlemen callers.  Her new husband recently found out about her colorful former career and wasn’t too pleased – especially since one of her clients just turned out to be one of his wealthy business associates.  He’s not ready to file for divorce , but word on the street is the marriage won’t last much longer.

 

GUESS WHO!!

Wednesday, September 23, 2026