Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

There’s trouble in paradise.  These two rushed to the altar after barely dating a year – he was smitten and thought he landed the gal of his dreams. Well maybe he did  – IF his dream gal had a previous career as a high priced escort.  Despite spinning herself as a blue blood, our gal doesn’t come from the generational wealth she brags about.  She had all the trappings, but got them by entertaining some of the world’s wealthiest men because her family’s fortune was lost years ago.  She kept up appearances with the infusion of cash she received from her gentlemen callers.  Her new husband recently found out about her colorful former career and wasn’t too pleased – especially since one of her clients just turned out to be one of his wealthy business associates.  He’s not ready to file for divorce , but word on the street is the marriage won’t last much longer.

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The apple didn’t fall far from the tree.  Our nepo baby has struggled with drug addiction for much of their adult life with numerous stints in rehabs.  Shockingly, it’s their own father who originally introduced them to life in the fast lane.  You see , our dad is rich and sorta famous , but truly never achieved the level of fame he desired , so he became the cool dad who dabbled in drugs. When his kid turned 18 , he thought it would be a good bonding experience to get high together.  Unfortunately , the kid quickly became addicted and now the dad is suffering from unimaginable GUILT as he sees firsthand the monster he created.

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Our B- list actress with A- name recognition changes assistants like the rest of us change our underwear.  The older she gets , the crazier she gets – she’s obsessed about her appearance and has meltdowns on the hour.  Her last assistant (who lasted longer than most) abruptly quit , and our movie star was desperate to find a replacement since she was getting ready to travel to the Midwest to film a low budget horror film. (That’s what her career has come to).  In the haste of the situation , she hired the first person who applied for the job , but forgot to get her to sign an NDA.  After a few weeks on the job,  the assistant couldn’t handle the insanity and quit on the spot . Now she is threatening to write a tell all book on everything she’s experienced.  She’s telling friends that her tale will make The Devil Wears Prada look like a fairytale…

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Our golden girl’s career has never been hotter and she’s finally getting the critical acclaim she’s long deserved.  Not only is her career red hot, but she also looks pretty darn good considering she’s more than old enough to join AARP.  She’s been single for some time , but is casually seeing a few age appropriate men.  She brings out her senior guys when she has a public event to attend , but when no one is looking , she has a decades younger Latin lover who rocks her world.  She met her sexy Romeo when he was hired to do some work around her house,  and she quickly found more and more repairs that needed to be done as an excuse to have him back.  He’s LESS than HALF her age , but he’s finally put a smile back on her face.

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Our gal has a thing for rockers (that’s for sure) but her latest romance is raising some concerns in her inner circle.  Her career HAS been spicy , but at the end of the day she’s a decent gal who doesn’t live in the fast lane.  Her new guy is the definition of a bad boy – he’s nice to look at ( if you like that type) but also no stranger to hardcore drugs and kinky sex.  So far, she has resisted his efforts to corrupt her , but her friends fear it’s only a matter of time before she caves in and goes to the dark side.  Why?  She is confiding to friends that her new guy has the best equipment she’s ever seen and he knows EXACTLY how to use it.

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They say a beautiful woman dies twice ( the first time is when she loses her looks) and that’s exactly what seems to be happening with our B-list actress.   Her beauty is beyond compare, but time is taking its toll.  She has her Beverly Hills plastic surgeon on speed dial and recently underwent another secret procedure on her face.  She’s under 50 , and has had more work done than people decades older.  She was barely out of the recovery room when she started planning her next procedure.  Her body dysmorphia is actually the reason her last relationship went belly up – she was SO hyper critical of her appearance.

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They’re broke!  Despite a very famous last name that screams money, this  Hollywood family doesn’t have anywhere near the wealth they used to have.   In fact, they’re busted. You see, years before he passed , the patriarch of the family blew through their fortune thanks to a high flying lifestyle of lavish spending on drinking, drugging, gambling, and sex workers.  The remaining family is trying to keep up appearances , but recently had to borrow money to cover their monthly expenses, including rent.  The matriarch even sold all of her fancy jewelry, replacing the important gemstones with cubic zirconias to keep up with the appearance of wealth.

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Friends are worried about our pop star.  You see he’s in the midst of a major mid-life crisis.  He’s been out and proud for a while now , but he has a big milestone birthday on the horizon and it’s caused him to go off the deep end.  He’s distanced himself from his age appropriate partner and is running around West Hollywood with a group of barely legal gay twinks.  He’s boozing it up and has recently started dabbling in recreational drugs which is completely out of character for him – since even during the height of his career he avoided the perils of life in the fast lane.  Some of his inner circle recently expressed their concerns to him but he poo poo’d them off explaining that he was just having some long overdue fun.

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Our B-list actress with A+ name recognition has a secret.  Coming home from a recent overseas business trip where she made a paid appearance at an event , she flew first class ( the ticket was part of her compensation) but tucked away in economy coach ( with a ticket she paid for) was her secret boy toy – a stud less than half her age.  Once the flight reached altitude she scurried to the back of the plane and started canoodling with the sexy guy.  She’s single, so why is she keeping him a secret?  Well, her finances aren’t in the greatest shape, and she has an older benefactor who’s been helping her out, but nonetheless she’s always had a thing for pretty boys. So behind her sugar daddy’s back , she’s having some fun with the young stallion.

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Our guy is a semi-household name , thanks to his romance with a big star.  The relationship didn’t last and now he’s thirsty to become famous on his own.  He’s willing to do ANYTHING – and it really doesn’t matter to him who he has to do it with.  He recently started secretly seeing a big name Hollywood television producer who he met at the gym, an openly gay man old enough to be our guy’s father.  Sure , our guy is straight , but he knows the older guy is powerful enough to give him the fame and fortune he so desperately craves.  That explains why the older guy is now developing a sitcom specifically for the younger guy.  Guess the guy, the celebrity he romanced , and if you are a REAL Hollywood insider , guess the big television producer.

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