Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

This popular reality  celebrity competition show with international versions is  apparently FIXED!  Although the latest season of one of the international versions hasn’t begun filming yet , one of the big name celebrity contestants got a little tipsy and recently blabbed to a group of friends that they were guaranteed to not get eliminated until at least the middle of the season.  The next day our loose lipped fella tried to walk back his revelations , but no one believed him. Guess which show – and which celebrity contestant spilled the beans!

GUESS WHO!!

This Hollywood couple is famous – definitely B+ name recognition.  Sometimes HE’S the bigger star , sometimes SHE is.  Their marriage has struggled, enduring many road bumps , but they finally found the thing that seemingly keeps them together:  three ways.  They keep it a HUGE secret , but both identify as bisexual , so they’ve taken to sharing their bed with rotating partners of both sexes.  They are careful and make their various partners sign NDA’s along with another legal document proclaiming that all sexual activity is consensual.  It seems to be working , since they recently stopped going to couple’s counseling – and seem happier than they’ve ever been.

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Our starlet just LOVES to be in love, and some might say that’s her addiction.  She decided to take a pause from dating and focus on her family and her career , but old habits die hard.  She recently met a much younger grip on the set of her latest project and even though he’s young enough to be her son , she started a secret romance.  She promised herself it was just going to be a “friends with benefits” situation , but she quickly started developing feelings for the handsome stud-muffin.  She confided to a few friends  – and while their advice has been mixed – she’s pretty much decided to follow her heart and not her head, and start an actual relationship with her sexy boy toy.  She knows many will roll their eyes (due to her dating history) but at this point in her life she doesn’t care what people think as long as she’s sexually satisfied – and THAT she definitely IS.

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Our good looking actor is known for his sexual proclivities almost as much for his roles.  He recently began a new relationship that seemed promising , but it ended before it could really take off.  The reason?  Although he talks a big talk about being a lothario , he wrote a check that his body just couldn’t cash.  Despite all the stories about him being a kinky wild man in bed , he couldn’t even rise to the occasion with his latest romantic interest and THAT’S the reason the romance fizzled faster than his last Hollywood project.

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Image is EVERYTHING to our handsome chap – after all , that’s the reason he’s famous to begin with.  He has practically no body fat and he usually looks like a Greek god, but that wasn’t always the case.  You see , our guy grew up as a fat kid and struggled with his weight for much of his childhood.  By the time he arrived in Hollywood he had transformed himself into a muscle man.  Deep down inside, however, he suffers from body dysmorphia and while he’s the last person who should be taking the “fat shot” to lose weight,  that’s exactly what he’s doing.  Since his regular doctor refused to prescribe it for him , he has his plump housekeeper get the prescription.  His inner circle ( which includes many A -listers) is starting to worry,  since lately he’s appearing gaunt but he refuses to listen and continues injecting himself.

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Our former B+ list TV and movie star pretty much fell off the face of the earth.  She went from being the next “it girl” to being reduced to an answer on Trivial Pursuit.  Yes, she’s that irrelevant.  However, she still has bills to pay and she still looks pretty good.  She has a diehard fan from her heyday who she sees on a transactional basis.  He’s beyond smitten and  (lucky for her ) he’s incredibly wealthy and generous.  He gets to sleep with his fantasy girl and she gets enough cash to support her Hollywood lifestyle – since these days her acting jobs are few and far between and barely generate enough income to cover her rent.

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Our former A-list couple shocked the world when they split up for the most outrageous of reasons. ( we can’t tell you the reason since that would be too obvious).  Nevertheless they split , and remained anything but friendly , since the wife was mortified that their seemingly happy marriage ended in divorce.  Apparently time heals all wounds , and they recently got together to deal with some retirement accounts they still share.  One thing led to another, and they wound up back in bed after some heavy drinking. Neither could deny that the sex was different , but nonetheless the chemistry was still there.  They’re not reconciling,  but have agreed to a “friends with benefits” situation since they’re both single.

GUESS WHO!!

Our A-list actor is more successful than he ever DREAMED of,  and his decades long career is still going strong.  Although he’s no spring chicken , he still looks remarkably good.  His life is pretty much picture-perfect , except for that one little thing – his less than impressive manhood.  That’s right, our guy has it all , except he was shortchanged in that one department.  His wife has never made a big deal out of his shortcomings since he provides her with a charmed life,  but nonetheless it’s always bothered him. He’s finally decided to do something about it , and after much research,  he found what he feels is the top specialist to perform an enlargement surgery.  The doc is in Germany and the recovery time can take weeks , so he’s planning to spend his holidays there , and will pretend it’s for a family vacation.

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Our handsome chap is a real heartthrob  – except for the fact that he has an unpleasant habit of passing gas whenever he feels the urge.  Making matters worse , his flatulence unfortunately smells like a toxic sewer and can clear a room faster than a bomb threat.  That’s the reason that despite his good looks, he can’t seem to keep a long term girlfriend.  His latest squeeze is torn because aside from this , he’s seemingly the perfect guy.  She recently  brought it up to him and he claimed it was a medical condition . She’s not sure she’s buying his explanation , since he never seems to let it rip during work events.

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If you listen to podcasts,  our guy is a household name and his star is rising fast.  He hobnobs with the rich and famous.  Unfortunately,  he’s nothing to look at and while some might consider him a genius , he’s also as awkward as a three legged chair.  He claims to be happily married , but he recently met a woman during a business trip and became instantly smitten. He’s been bombarding her with nonstop text messages and voicemails offering to pay her handsomely to be his mistress.  The gal has no interest and did her best to let him down gently, but our guy won’t take no for an answer.  She is about to file a restraining order against him and this will make headlines –  essentially since he just landed a prime position in the business world.

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