Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

Buckle up- it’s going to get bumpy.  Our gal is definitely a household name,  but more for who she’s been linked to over the years than for any major accomplishments.  She was recently dumped by an ex with a very famous last name,  and took a substantial payout to stay quiet.  Unfortunately,  she spends money like it grows on trees and she’s broke again with no viable means of supporting herself.  She signed a non disclosure agreement when she settled with her ex , but in a major tactical error , the contract only covered HIM and not his friends or family.  She’s seen a lot , and now that’s she’s desperate for cash , she’s circled back to her ex, demanding an even bigger payout or she’s going to start singing like a canary about ALL the deep, dark and dirty secrets she was privy to.

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Our handsome chap has suffered his fair share of heartbreak , but he finally seems to have found a romantic partner to spend his golden years with.  The only problem is his new squeeze doesn’t have a clue that her man swings both ways.  Yes, our guy is bisexual and has a habit of hiring rent-boys young enough to be his grandson.  He does his best to hide his sexual desires, and has even gone so far as to pay off one of his tricks who threatened to reveal his secret to the world. His new galpal is thrilled to be with a movie star (even though she’s famous in her own right) so she’s not asking too many questions about why he seems to disappear at times.  He claims he needs a few days a week to himself , but THAT’S when he’s hooking up with his boy toys.

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Our gal starred in one of the most popular TV shows in the early 1990’s, and her career has been steady ever since  – though nowhere near the early success she achieved on THAT particular show.  She still works , but was abruptly replaced on her latest project because she’s developed an addiction to powerful pain killers, which affected her job performance.  She pops the prescriptions like they’re breath-mints, and has now taken to going over the border to Tijuana to get her fix since her LA based doctors will no longer prescribe her the medication. She doesn’t want to wind up a casualty though,  so she is at least smart enough to test the drugs to ensure they’re aren’t laced with fentanyl.

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Our B- list actor with A- list name recognition seemed to be everywhere earlier this summer – he had a hit  controversial movie which made him in demand on the podcast and talk show circuit.  After the initial flurry of press, he dropped out of sight and we know why.  He was HORRIFIED by his appearance while doing promotions for his flick , and decided to have some work done.  He all but disappeared in late August and had plastic surgery on his face and body.  He’s pretty much all healed now and looks refreshed , so he’s once again ready to work his way back into the limelight.

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Our gal is famous, famous, famous.  One of the biggest multifaceted stars in the universe.  While she’s a pro at managing her professional life , she’s a hot mess when it comes to her personal life.  She falls in and out of love at the drop of a hat.  Her latest romance has raised some concerns among her inner circle because this guy is just a dud.  Sure,  she’s previously dated beneath her  (and by beneath we mean less successful) but with her level of fame and fortune , that’s to be expected .  Not too many others have achieved what she has.  Her latest guy is a sponge  (broke) and her family fears she will do something spontaneous and elope without a prenup!  That’s why they persuaded her longtime assistant to now act as a spy – and report everything back to them.  They are prepared to do WHATEVER it takes to make sure our gal doesn’t marry this loser.

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Our movie star hasn’t had the best luck when it comes to romance – she either picks the wrong guys or fate can just be cruel.  She’s been single for some time now,  and basically swore off dating to focus on living her best life without a man.  One of her well meaning fellow celebrity friends decided she needed a hot summer fling to snap her out of her funk. The friend didn’t know any hot guys ( since our movie star has a definite type) so out of desperation , turned to a service specializing in hunky male escorts – paying THOUSANDS for the introduction.  Well the summer fling happened,  but our movie star has NO CLUE that the guy was initially a paid companion – and she’s quickly getting smitten. The friend is happy that the movie star is smiling again, but also torn because she knows about the guy’s pay for play past and she feels a bit guilty about the introduction.  Guess the movie star and the celebrity friend.

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This celebrity couple ( they’re both famous , but the husband MUCH more so than the wife) had one of the ugliest splits Hollywood has ever seen.  The dust finally settled and it’s been a hot minute since the headlines have died down  – but buckle up , because it’s about to get even nastier.  The tides of fortune have changed and now the former wife is making more money than the ex-husband ( her career has improved since the split , while his is in the toilet). They recently went to private mediation to renegotiate their divorce, and this time the hubby is asking for spousal support.  Both have an arsenal of dirt on each other and unless a new settlement can be somehow reached , it looks like these two are hellbent on destroying one another.  Guess the husband and the wife.

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There’s trouble in paradise.  These two rushed to the altar after barely dating a year – he was smitten and thought he landed the gal of his dreams. Well maybe he did  – IF his dream gal had a previous career as a high priced escort.  Despite spinning herself as a blue blood, our gal doesn’t come from the generational wealth she brags about.  She had all the trappings, but got them by entertaining some of the world’s wealthiest men because her family’s fortune was lost years ago.  She kept up appearances with the infusion of cash she received from her gentlemen callers.  Her new husband recently found out about her colorful former career and wasn’t too pleased – especially since one of her clients just turned out to be one of his wealthy business associates.  He’s not ready to file for divorce , but word on the street is the marriage won’t last much longer.

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The apple didn’t fall far from the tree.  Our nepo baby has struggled with drug addiction for much of their adult life with numerous stints in rehabs.  Shockingly, it’s their own father who originally introduced them to life in the fast lane.  You see , our dad is rich and sorta famous , but truly never achieved the level of fame he desired , so he became the cool dad who dabbled in drugs. When his kid turned 18 , he thought it would be a good bonding experience to get high together.  Unfortunately , the kid quickly became addicted and now the dad is suffering from unimaginable GUILT as he sees firsthand the monster he created.

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Our B- list actress with A- name recognition changes assistants like the rest of us change our underwear.  The older she gets , the crazier she gets – she’s obsessed about her appearance and has meltdowns on the hour.  Her last assistant (who lasted longer than most) abruptly quit , and our movie star was desperate to find a replacement since she was getting ready to travel to the Midwest to film a low budget horror film. (That’s what her career has come to).  In the haste of the situation , she hired the first person who applied for the job , but forgot to get her to sign an NDA.  After a few weeks on the job,  the assistant couldn’t handle the insanity and quit on the spot . Now she is threatening to write a tell all book on everything she’s experienced.  She’s telling friends that her tale will make The Devil Wears Prada look like a fairytale…

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