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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This A-list celebrity has more exes than he cares to remember, but luckily he has the financial resources to buy their silence about his embarrassing “little secret”. LITERALLY it’s a LITTLE secret.  While he likes to talk tough and act like the BIG man on campus, he was more than shortchanged with his manhood.  One gal who has seen it describes it as shockingly small and worse – he doesn’t have a clue what to do with it.  It’s his Achilles heel so he’s used his wealth to keep his former flames quiet – until now.  One of his scorned lovers is now threatening to tell all about his lack of equipment since he recently turned on her. Luckily for her she claims to have the photos to back up her claim.  Let’s hope she used a zoom lens or it might be too small to even notice!

GUESS WHO!!!

Tuesday, April 8, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

We’re the first to admit we don’t watch any reality shows, but we also know many of our readers do, so we wanted to share this whodunit.  Ever wonder why this woman continues to be a staple on a long running reality series – even though her storylines are non-existent?  Sure, when the show first started it made sense to have her in, but years and years later she’s about as enjoyable as expired cottage cheese.  Well,  HERE’S why the powers that be keep her on:  Back in the day, this smart cookie got some dirt on one of the honchos behind the show, so she’s basically guaranteed employment for as long as the show lasts!  Now here’s where it gets tricky.  Focus groups have continually suggested she is boring and doesn’t add much to the drama, and now others at the network are trying to ease her out.  The problem is, our guy behind the show doesn’t want his dirty secret out – so he continues to plead the case for keeping her.

 

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Monday, March 31, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

For the most part, this rich and powerful celebrity could have his choice of the world’s most eligible women, and while his partner is attractive,  she’s no top model or natural beauty.  Now we know WHY he chose her.  Unlike his strait-laced previous paramour, this gal is anything but.  Not only is she wild, but she goes along with all of his many fetishes, including bisexual orgies  She wrangles their bedmates, males and females, but ONLY from a curated list of A-listers.  She is smart enough to make sure they only hook up with people of similar status, since  the last thing either of them want is a Diddy-type sex scandal.

Sunday, March 16, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

He’s one half of one of the year’s biggest “It” couples but before you start shopping for a wedding present, this pair needs to overcome one major obstacle. Although they are both incredibly successful, prior to hooking up with this guy, our gal didn’t make the best choices when it came to men. In fact, her former lovers are a tad unkept. Her new guy is the definition of polished, and he is having a hard time getting over the fact that our gal sowed her wild oats with some very questionable men. He is smitten however, and wants to get married, so he started therapy to help him deal with his issues regarding her sordid past. Only time will tell if the skeletons in her closet derail this romance.

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Monday, February 17, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Their unlikely May/December romance has all of the markings off a Hollywood movie, but who knew the movie was Pretty Woman! While they concocted some plausible story of how they met, the truth is a lot more believable. He’s old, rich, and very well connected, and she’s young, sexy, and ambitious. She supplemented her income working for a top madam, charging upwards of $5,000 a night for companionship. Just like in Pretty Woman, our guy fell for her looks, charm, and ability to speak her mind. After a few paid encounters, he begged her to give up her secret career and promised to make her rich and famous. She agreed, and now she makes him feel young and he gives her the financial stability and fame she’s always desired.

GUESS WHO!!

Monday, February 10, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This good looking and very successful celebrity is incredibly insecure, despite his fame and fortune. For years he’s been paranoid that his beautiful better half had a roving eye. The better half has usually been able to put his worries to rest, but lately his insecurities have taken a toll on their relationship and their perspective careers. While she publicly is standing by her man, privately she’s singing a different tune and is quietly exploring her options should she decide to separate. On a side note, we also know one of the reasons he’s worried that his partner is straying. While he was blessed with looks, brains and talent he was shortchanged in one area that can be important.. His diminutive manhood seems to be the reason he’s SO insecure, at least according to one of his other famous exes.

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Sunday, January 26, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

The Pacific Palisades fires are no laughing matter, but we couldn’t help but share this lighthearted whodunit about the serious tragedy. Our celebrity was one of the unfortunate who were affected by the decimating blaze, but before she evacuated her picturesque property, she gathered what few possessions she could, including her Ozempic! Even in a state of panic as the fires threatened her home, the weight loss injection was at the top of her list of things to take. After years of struggling with her weight she credits the drug as a godsend and has a years supply in her refrigerator. After saving her pets and a few mementos, she scooped up her prescription and fled. Luckily the fires didn’t destroy her sense of humor, so she’s sharing the story with her pals, confiding that even SHE finds what she grabbed in the chaos to be funny.

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Wednesday, January 22, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Our aging heartthrob, who’s known for his physical attributes and athletic prowess, recently underwent a top secret facelift in Beverly Hills. Although he didn’t spare a penny on getting the best doctor and the best care, he just isn’t thrilled with the results- griping that they’re just too subtle. Although the scars from his first procedure have barely healed, he’s talking about going under the knife again for more drastic results and now his longtime wife (no stranger to plastic surgery herself) is worried her hubby is suffering from body dysmorphia. The original doc refused to do another procedure so soon after the first, but that’s not stopping our guy from shopping around for another surgeon who WILL snip away. He recently met with a more aggressive doctor in Miami (no surprise there) and is hoping to schedule his next face lift just as soon as there’s a break in his schedule. His wife is upset and now leaning on friends to get him to change his mind.

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Monday, January 6, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This entertainment icon’s fairly recent death inspired plenty of tributes, but was no surprise since he was very open about his health battle. Looking back, however, his demise seemed quite sudden despite his ongoing illness – and now we know why. Our beloved star went out HIS way, taking a suicide pill when the pain got too intense. He worked up until the very end and he planned his death, but didn’t want to publicize his end of life decision for fear of alienating some of his more conservative fans. His remaining loved ones are now torn, with some wanting to reveal exactly how he went out in hopes of furthering right to death causes, and others firmly against saying anything because they think a big reveal might tarnish his legacy …and their residuals.

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Monday, November 25, 2024

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

These costars are suddenly touting their romance and how they’re madly in love, but the entire thing is one big sham. It’s the world’s worst kept secret that HE swings both ways, but actually prefers men. His long suffering wife finally had enough and when she ended their marriage, he decided he needed another beard. His new gal pal is the perfect match because she knows about his sexuality and just happens to be best friends with the gay guy he’s sleeping with. In case you’re wondering WHY she would subject herself to this, it happens our guy is on the A-list, while she’s still relatively unknown, and she feels being romantically linked with the closeted gay will catapult her to fame and fortune.

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Tuesday, November 19, 2024