HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT
This A-list celebrity has more exes than he cares to remember, but luckily he has the financial resources to buy their silence about his embarrassing “little secret”. LITERALLY it’s a LITTLE secret. While he likes to talk tough and act like the BIG man on campus, he was more than shortchanged with his manhood. One gal who has seen it describes it as shockingly small and worse – he doesn’t have a clue what to do with it. It’s his Achilles heel so he’s used his wealth to keep his former flames quiet – until now. One of his scorned lovers is now threatening to tell all about his lack of equipment since he recently turned on her. Luckily for her she claims to have the photos to back up her claim. Let’s hope she used a zoom lens or it might be too small to even notice!
GUESS WHO!!!