Hollywood Whodunit

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This likeable guy is successful in all aspects of his life EXCEPT when it comes to romance. Despite his fame and fortune, the reality is he’s lonely and doesn’t have much time to date. He sticks to transactional romps- which is a polite way of saying he hires gay escorts! One of his former hustlers recently ran into financial trouble and turned to our guy for help, but was turned down flat. So now the disgruntled trick is threatening to release a video showing Mr. TV mogul being degraded. His fetish? He likes to worship men’s sweaty feet after they workout. From sniffing shoes, gagging on dirty socks and licking the sweat off toes, the video allegedly shows our guy doing it all while pleasuring himself. We can’t help but wonder what  his A-list celebrity friends would do if they knew about our silver fox’s kinky fetish!

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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This TV star made headlines when she announced that she and her husband were separating, and while viewers of her popular show might have been surprised- the reality is her girlfriends didn’t bat an eye at the news. Although they’re publicly claiming they just grew apart, the tea is that her husband wants to explore his sexuality and might be gay! Our long suffering wife has been complaining to pals that while her hubby is a good provider, their sex life has been practically nonexistent for ages. It didn’t help that they sleep in separate bedrooms. A few years ago she started confiding to her pals that she questioned if her mate was attracted to men, so when he finally got the courage to tell her, she was more relieved than surprised. At least now she doesn’t feel like she wasn’t sexy enough for him. Here’s the real shocker, since she wasn’t getting any action at home she already has a side piece who satisfies her need for intimacy.

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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

With no discernible talents, she’s famous for being famous. She’s a household name after almost 15 years on the scene, but she’s barely recognizable from what she used to look like when she first started out. She continues to deny going under the knife, except for minor procedures, but that’s a big lie! She’s had SO much work done that her plus one to many Hollywood events is the manager of her plastic surgeon’s office. Our gal relies on the office manager to sneak her in and out and she has her personal phone number on speed dial. She invites her to all of the best parties and in return is guaranteed her surgery secrets won’t be revealed.

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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This isn’t as scandalous as our typical blind items but it’s still a LITTLE naughty, so we decided to keep you guessing. This multi-talented actress likes to brag about her southern cooking skills. She often hosts luncheons for her close knit group of celebrity girlfriends, and they  rave about her famous ham salad. What her guests don’t know is -her secret ingredient is BABY FOOD! She combines jars of Gerber puréed ham with cubed pieces of deli ham and some relish and her unsuspecting guests gobble it up! THAT’S the reason she refuses to share her “secret family recipe “ with anyone. How do we know? One of our sources is connected to someone on her staff! We can’t help but wonder what her fancy A-list friends would think if they found out they’ve been feasting on – baby food…

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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

SHE is a multi-talented legend, but her years of hard living haven’t been kind. HE is a C-list musical performer who has recently taken over her life, and become a SVENGALI. He controls who she talks to, shutting out longtime friends. She has limited income so he’s covering her living and medical expenses, and leasing her a condo in a famed West Hollywood building. But some of her friends fear he’s selling off decades worth of her priceless Hollywood memorabilia. And here’s the REAL shocker. Another star from the same era also lives in the building. He was worried about his friend so he walked in to her condo one day because the door was unlocked. He was SHOCKED to find the Svengali dressed in our legend’s clothes. He won’t say anything though, because the Svengali had a secret homosexual affair with him back in the day!

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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Back in the late 1980s, this hunky actor launched his career as a model and supplemented his income as a gay hustler! His glistening muscles and good looks caught the attention of many influential gay men in Hollywood. He owes his once successful acting career as a legendary heroic character on TV, to one such client. They had a transactional relationship for years and remained friends after their sexcapades ended. Unfortunately they had a MAJOR falling out over politics and no longer speak. Our hunk has always been a closeted bisexual but was never comfortable accepting his sexuality. THAT might explain why some former friends say he’s now a homophobic right wing conspiracy theory believing gun loving nut job! (plus he’s married with kids)

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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This reality star seems to thrive on playing the role of victim, as she’s never been more in demand since her promising romance went kaput. She’s milking her newfound fame for every last drop and even recently rebounded, trading in her no good ex for a “knight in shining armor.” But is this whole thing a sham? Her new “love” lives in a different state, and when she’s not close by for convenient photo ops, he’s tomcatting around looking for a good time! A show insider claims the entire breakup and rebound romance was scripted, but if we give her the benefit of the doubt and it wasn’t, then she’s setting herself up for more heartbreak! Her new beau doesn’t seem any more loyal than her last one…

 

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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This superstar should be on top of the world since her career and personal life are better than ever, but behind closed doors she’s facing major drama. Her longtime assistant recently quit over a pay dispute and now the scorned ex-employee is threatening to write a juicy tell-all and spill the beans on a shocking secret. The employee DID sign an NDA (a non-disclosure agreement which many celebrities make their staff sign) BUT the courts have questioned the validity of such agreements in cases where sexual abuse is alleged. Our superstar is torn. She doesn’t want to be blackmailed but also desperately wants to hide her personal secret – she’s bisexual and had a fling with the female assistant who quit!

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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

OMG – another celebrity sex change! This religious patriarch made a name for himself on reality TV with his famous daughter. He gradually disappeared from the public eye and we hear there’s a reason. Even though he’s old enough for Medicare, he’s started taking female hormones to transition. His family was SHOCKED to say the least. In public he still dresses like a man, but behind closed doors the flouncy dresses come out and he’s a real southern belle.

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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This reality celebrity is barely recognizable from what she looked like years ago when she first started out in the business. She’s not only become an expert at photoshopping her own images, but she has had almost all of the cosmetic surgery known to man. However, there’s one area she hasn’t enhanced until now… her vagina! She recently underwent a cosmetic procedure to make her private part prettier. She’s proudly showing off the new and improved results, boasting she dropped nearly six figures on the surgery, which insurance doesn’t cover.

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