Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

Talk about life imitating art.  Our funny gal has a lot to be happy about  – including a new movie and a newer marriage.  In her new flick she has a fling with her hotter than hot costar – and that’s EXACTLY what she did after the director yelled cut!  You see , after a few failed marriages, she thought she finally found The One.  She rushed into another marriage and although she and her spouse are still happy , she suspects he’s secretly gay,  since their sex life is practically non existent.  She and her costar ( who is also coming off of a failed long term relationship) started sleeping together soon after they met on set , and their secret romance is still sizzling.  Here’s a clue:  Watch the joint press they did for their new movie and judge for yourself, as their chemistry is obvious.

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From the outside looking in , most might assume these two beauties despise one another. After all, they were both married to the same man – and one still is!  But although they publicly play along with that narrative , they are actually secret buddies and compare notes on how much they DISLIKE the man they have in common! They keep their communications private by only talking and texting on encrypted apps . When they do run into each other socially , they deliberately avoid one another like the plague.  Here’s the kicker.  They’re already fantasizing about the day that man passes  – and then they are planning to celebrate together!

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Our handsome chap isn’t a celebrity per se,  but he is celebrity adjacent to some of the biggest names in town.  He recently celebrated a birthday with a lavish tropical vacation but – oopsie – he got a little TOO frisky with one of the staff at the 5 star resort where he was staying.  Long story short , he exposed himself during an in-suite massage to the young handsome masseur ( he always requests a handsome massage therapist and has been known to meet them first before booking an appointment).  The masseur freaked out and our guy was mortified – the LAST thing he wanted was to get in trouble in a foreign country.  He handed over a wad of cash and immediately cut his holiday short, telling friends it was because the weather wasn’t cooperating.

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Well THIS should come as no surprise.  Our completely self-centered gal with A+ name recognition , made a big deal about becoming a mom to fur babies.  For a hot minute that’s all she seemed to talk about and post on social media.  Unfortunately, the novelty quickly wore off . Even though she has full time domestic help , she decided pets just weren’t her thing  -so she has been quietly rehoming them.  She doesn’t want word to leak out though,  so now when she posts a photo of her precious pets on social media , you can rest assured it’s AI generated.

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Our B -list name recognition actress hasn’t had the easiest of years , so she decided to treat herself to a plastic surgery makeover.  Money is a tad tight , so our cost conscious gal crossed the border to have some work done to her face at a fraction of what she would spend in Beverly Hills. Well, you get what you pay for , and what she got is a botched face lift!  She is lying low and avoiding the public spotlight until she can have the damage corrected , because she thinks her face looks lopsided.  That’s the REAL reason that the special event she  previously announced hasn’t happened yet.

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Our actress’ career went from red HOT to lukewarm , mostly due to her attitude.  Let’s just say she’s burned more than a few Hollywood bridges with her diva behavior.  She has been on the brink of a comeback thanks in part to pivoting to cable movies.  One of her popular made -for -TV movies is being turned into a series, and of course she was offered the lead.  Before filming even began though, she was REPLACED because she couldn’t help herself and demanded everything from an on-set masseuse to specially catered meals.

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Our beauty has A+ name recognition , but she’s pretty much famous for being famous. She comes from money,  but married even more,  and has morphed into the perfect Stepford Wife – except for that one little slip-up she made in her youth.  You see, she’s not as sophisticated as she seems to be.  During her younger days,  she rebelled against her stricter family and got a very small tattoo on her upper thigh.  It’s just a lightning bolt that she passes off as a scar , but it’s problematic because  her super wealthy husband comes from a conservative Jewish family and tattoos are a huge no -no.  That explains why she’s always careful about what she wears when vacationing with her in-laws.  She’s terrified of painful laser removal , but realizes she has no choice because her in-laws would never look at her the same if they discovered her skin art.

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Yikes!  Our guy looks bad and there are no two ways about it.  He’s blamed his gaunt and unhealthy appearance on the usual “exhaustion,” but that’s not the entire story. You see,  he recently started seeing someone who he’s very attracted to,  and their sexual chemistry is off the charts ( he’s into kinky sex and so is his new girlfriend).  Unfortunately though, this gal is bad news, and has gotten our guy hooked on the high of prescription painkillers.  He’s popping pills like breath mints – and they’re taking a toll on his appearance.  Friends, family and coworkers are worried , and recently held an intervention.  He’s agreed to enter rehab just as soon as there’s a break in his hectic schedule.

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This show has been on forever and is still quite popular – despite the fact that its stars ( or in this case cohosts) literally despise each other!  Sure, on camera they act like they’re all chummy chummy,  but behind the scenes it’s a completely different story.  One of the stars recently made a very off-color comment that didn’t sit well with the others, and producers feared it would somehow leak out and turn into a public relations disaster. They shelled out a 7 figure bonus to buy the silence, and in the process made everyone sign a new set of NDA’s forbidding them from ever discussing anything that happens behind the scenes.

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