ELON MUSK IS DREAMING OF A TESLA MOTORCADE FOR THE PRESIDENT

Don’t think for one second that Elon Musk is being altruistic and not self-serving with his newfound friendship with Donald Trump. My inside political source reveals Elon is trying to get Trump to replace his motorcade with his Teslas! No kidding. Elon is working on persuading Donald that his Cyber Trucks are safer and make a bolder statement than anything in the current presidential motorcade. He’s already presented him with a sketch for a custom built Cybertruck that is dripping with plush luxuries unseen in regular Teslas. So far, gas guzzling fan Donald isn’t sold on the idea of an electric vehicle, but Elon isn’t giving up – so don’t be too surprised if it happens.

 

 

 

 

CHER: WORST HAIR EVER

Speaking as a longtime fan of Cher, we were hugely disappointed in her appearance at the SNL 50th Anniversary Special. We have loved her evolving style through the years and even went to one of her yard sales years ago. BUT, this white beehive wig has to be one of the least flattering items she has ever worn. What WAS she thinking? It makes her look older and considerably less fashionable. In contrast, Her boyfriend Alexander “AE” Edwards looks spiffy from head to toe. If Cher is smart, she’ll give this wig the heave-ho.

 

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BLAKE LIVELY: WHAT, ME WORRY?

Blake Lively suddenly feels she’s losing the PR war in her competing lawsuits with her former It Ends With Us costar Justin Baldoni. Blake fired the first shot when she sued Justin claiming a litany of abuses, but he fired back and seemed to quickly produce some evidence that her allegations might not be as true as she is claiming. My source says Blake is OBSESSED with her image, and now fears public sentiment has turned against her so she’s brainstorming for ideas to get good press. Long story short, expect to start seeing a ton of stories about Blake’s purported good deeds, like rescuing a dog, feeding the homeless, rescuing a stranded motorist, etc… as she has her PR people working overtime to change the narrative. She and Ryan surprised everyone when they turned up at the SNL 50th anniversary special. (above)

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PRESIDENT TRUMP: IN A SLUMP?

Now that he’s President, Donald Trump is quickly learning the meaning of the old saying “be careful what you wish for.” According to my well placed D.C. source, Don is griping to pals that he’s already bored with his return to the White House, and the only upside is that his seemingly never-ending legal woes are either over or indefinitely paused. Donald misses not having a set schedule, and he’s almost a decade older than he was when he first was elected to the Oval Office. My source says that the reportedly narcissistic Donald will NEVER admit to being exhausted, that’s exactly the issue. His adrenaline was pumping when he was running for office and battling lawsuits, but now that the dust has settled his age is showing, and he prefers to be in bed after a very early dinner.

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JENNIFER COOLIDGE STILL HAUNTS THE WHITE LOTUS

White Lotus is back, and just like we predicted, the murder of Jennifer Coolidge’s character Tanya McQuoid was already addressed in the season 3 premiere. Eagle-eyed viewers noticed that Tanya’s husband, who plotted her murder, was briefly seen at the resort, and our inside source reveals that he winds up getting arrested in an upcoming episode. Also as we previously reported all of Tanya’s money is eventually inherited by spa manager Belinda played by actress Natasha Rothwell. And one more thing, Jennifer’s flashback cameo is still set to happen in a later episode. We do miss her!

 

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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

He’s one half of one of the year’s biggest “It” couples but before you start shopping for a wedding present, this pair needs to overcome one major obstacle. Although they are both incredibly successful, prior to hooking up with this guy, our gal didn’t make the best choices when it came to men. In fact, her former lovers are a tad unkept. Her new guy is the definition of polished, and he is having a hard time getting over the fact that our gal sowed her wild oats with some very questionable men. He is smitten however, and wants to get married, so he started therapy to help him deal with his issues regarding her sordid past. Only time will tell if the skeletons in her closet derail this romance.

GUESS WHO!!!

MELANIA TRUMP’S HOME ADDRESS IS NOT THE WHITE HOUSE

We’ve been saying this for ages, but in case you needed more proof that First Lady Melania Trump has ZERO interest in spending a great deal of time in the White House, here’s more evidence. Melania is a fan of an exclusive Beverly Hills based skin-care line, which she has delivered to her on a recurring basis. She orders the high-end line from a skin care clinic she favors, and once her husband Donald was re-elected president, the clinic reached out to get the proper way to send the products to the White House. This should come as no surprise, but one of Melania’s assistants who handles the orders informed the clinic NOT to change the shipping address since she doesn’t receive any mail in Washington DC, and has no plans to in the future!

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KANYE’S WIFE BIANCA HAS THE UPPER HAND

Buckle up – it’s gonna get ugly. Unless something unexpected happens, Kayne West and Bianca Censori are headed toward divorce and she’s already threatening to use her trump card if she doesn’t get everything she wants in the split. Like practically everyone else in his life, Kayne never asked Bianca to sign an NDA (non disclosure agreement) so she’s hinting that she will write a tell-all book and dish the dirt on everything including his sexual proclivities, racist leanings and much much more! My source says that although they were only together for a few years and never had a prenup, Bianca wants $50 million plus attorney fees to go away and stay quiet. Although he claimed to once be a billionaire, my source also says thy Kayne’s finances aren’t that solid, so it might be a stretch to cough up that much cash to keep Bianca from spilling the beans.

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HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry spent Valentine’s Day apart, but that doesn’t mean they didn’t celebrate. I just heard that among other tokens of his affection, Harry gave Meghan a remake of the black sheep sweater his mom Princess Diana wore and made famous. The sweater was recently reissued by Warm and Wonderful and quickly sold out, but Harry found one at an online reseller.

The biggest story of the week was the Kansas City Chief’s devastating and one-sided loss to the Philadelphia Eagles in last Sunday’s Super Bowl. While the game was big news, the bigger news happened right after the final play, when KC gave their star player, Travis Kelce, a deadline to decide whether or not he wants to continue playing or retire. Here’s what we know. Travis’ better half, Taylor Swift is urging him to hang up his helmet and begin the next chapter of their lives including starting a family and focusing on his much desired Hollywood career. (JCH readers already know he has a modeling job)  Travis hasn’t made up his mind yet, but my source says he’s leaning towards taking Taylor’s advice.

Speaking of the Super Bowl, the other big news was Kendrick Lamar’s statement-filled halftime show. Kendrick made numerous obvious and subtle references to his feud with Drake and we are hearing that a well connected group of their mutual pals recently had a conference call to brainstorm how to mend the fences between the two rappers and end the feud. Apparently they feel the bad blood is bad for business, and they’re hoping to broke a peace deal -with one possible scenario involving a duet between the two feuding rappers. The thinking behind it is that the proposed song would rake in millions and -lets face it- money can solve some problems.

Another week, another barrage of Diddy lawsuits from both men and women who are claiming they were sexually assaulted by the incarcerated rapper. If that wasn’t enough for Diddy to worry about, we are hearing that he’s quickly aged behind bars since he’s unable to access his high priced anti-aging treatments. My source says that although he’s been locked up for less than a year, he already looks 10 years older! Diddy is trying to get permission to get Botox and other procedures done while he’s awaiting trial, and since he’s not yet convicted, but only charged, his legal team feels a judge might grant his wish. Long story short, Diddy knows he’s going to trial and he wants to look his best.

Former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, Teddi Mellencamp made news when she announced on social media she underwent surgery for multiple brain tumors. While it’s probably the last think she’s focused on, we just heard that Andy Cohen wants to brighten her spirits by having her back on the popular series next season as a friend of the Housewives.

Kayne West made headlines for all of the wrong reasons – including going on a racist rant, spending $8 million on a Super Bowl ad to sell T-shirts with swastikas, and getting dumped by his wife Bianca Censori. We know this. The few celebrity friends Kanye has left have been reaching out to none other than his former mother-in-law, Kris Jenner, to get her to help. First of all, Kris has access to very rich and powerful people, like Jeff Bezos. Second, Kayne is the father to 4 of her grandchildren and third, when he’s sane, Kayne seems to have a bond with Kris. While Kris is worried about her former son-in law, she isn’t sure she wants to get involved in his issues, but she has agreed to think it over.

Happy Valentine’s Day to You!

 

BOB DYLAN- ANTISOCIAL AND DIFFICULT -BUT FASCINATING

Just saw and really liked the Bob Dylan movie A Complete Unknown and it brought back a great memory. Back in the 80’s (according to my hair) one of my FAVORITE performers, Jerry Lee Lewis, appeared at what is now The Avalon club on Vine St, and for some reason he was kind enough to invite me into his small and crowded dressing room after the show. (Always loved rockabillies) Jerry Lee was surprisingly friendly and had no fear of tabloid journalists. (Star Magazine) While in his dressing room I met Lisa Marie Presley– she was tiny and cute. Suddenly a group of bodyguard types marched in with Bob Dylan in the middle. Bob looked SO grungy that we backed away to give him room. He greeted Jerry Lee and pretty much kept to himself surrounded by security. Just like the movie- he did NOT seem to enjoy attention…

 

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