Feet

MACHINE GUN KELLY IS OBSESSED WITH MEGAN FOX’S FEET

Megan Fox has been described as “the first sex symbol of the 21st century” and indeed, vast quantities of young men idolized her after seeing her Transformer movies. Born religious in Tennessee, Megan was overwhelmed by her own sex symbol image and hastened to marry an older man (Brian Austin Green) – the only one she could trust. Now that they’ve split up, Megan is the ultimate sex symbol for her new boyfriend, rapper Machine Gun Kelly. He says the thing he likes most about Megan is HER FEET. Her pretty feet were prominently featured in his music video Bloody Valentine. Now when we see them together and she’s wearing strappy sandals, we assume HE picked out her shoes…

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STEVEN TYLER WALKS THIS WAY WITH SOCKS NOW

Steven Tyler happened to be in London for a performance at The Forum and his daughter Liv Tyler and her family happened to be in Europe so the family got together at Disneyland Paris. Liv was careful to keep he boyfriend David Gardner and their two children OUT of the photos that ended up online. It can’t be easy being Steven Tyler’s daughter – he once hit on Liv’s friend Cameron Diaz and Liv was absolutely furious. Lucky for Liv, she inherited her model mother Bebe Buell’s good looks. Steven has taken to wearing socks with his sandals since his weirdly shaped toes attracted so much unwanted attention.

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STEVEN TYLER: DON’T WALK THIS WAY!

Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler shows off his feet in a pair of sandals as he was spotted departing from LAX airport

SOME people think rock stars can do no wrong, but Steven Tyler proves that not to be true. In spite of the fact that he has some of the most knarled toes on the planet, he insists on wearing sandals in public! Not only that, but he has his twisted toes painted so they attract MORE attention. He’s arriving at the airport in that unfortunate footwear so innocent passengers will have to look at those feet for the duration of the flight. There are some things one should to keep to one’s self…

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EVEN THE FORMIDABLE LADY GAGA HAS A WEAK SPOT

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A talkative friend of ours HAPPENED to be on the set of Lady Gaga’s TV series American Horror Story and we asked her every question in the book. Our spy observed that GaGa is clearly not as experienced as the other actors, but she loves doing it and has a quirky talent for being highly watchable. “With a little training she could win an Oscar someday” we were told. Only five feet tall, Gaga pays the price for wearing those insanely high heels – her feet hurt all the time. Consequently, she has a masseuse on the set every day who manipulates her tootsies between shots. That’s our girl!

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STEVEN TYLER SCORES IN SPITE OF HIS GNARLY FEET

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Steven Tyler had bloodshot eyes and was slightly unsteady, but he had a blonde woman to hang onto when he walked out of Chiltern Firehouse in London. It’s amazing that the Aerosmith singer has the nerve to wear open toe shoes and blue toe nail polish, since he has those creepy crooked toes. Wait till this girl gets a look at them in a well lit place!

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STEVEN TYLER WALKS THIS WAY BECAUSE HIS FEET ARE KILLING HIM

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It’s clear that Steven Tyler was NOT thrilled when enlarged photos of his twisted and gnarly toes circulated after he was photographed on the beach in Hawaii a few weeks ago. That must be why he is committing the fashion faux pas of wearing socks with sandals in LA. Above, he’s leaving the Pink Taco in Hollywood. Maybe sandals are the only shoes he CAN wear with his foot problem.

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OPRAH’S FEET DON’T LIKE VINTAGE SHOES

Ouch! Oprah Winfrey’s feet are rebelling on the set of The Butler, now filming in New Orleans, Louisiana. She wears huge bouffant wigs and appropriate vintage clothing and shoes for her role as the wife of the White House butler played by Forest Whitaker. The movie spans several decades and Oprah has a massive wardrobe with appropriately painful shoes. Even her striped flats were hurting her as she arrived on the set today, so she took them off until the cameras rolled.

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OPRAH’S FEET ARE REBELLING AGAINST LOUBOUTINS

Billionaire Oprah Winfrey has always lamented the fact that she’s usually too big to fit into designer clothes. However she was always able to indulge in the world’s sexiest and most glamorous shoes. Her red soled Louboutins became her trademark on her TV show. But sadly, over the years her bunions became more painful and swollen, and she had to wear flat comfy shoes off camera and just slip on the fancy ones for the show. Wearing expensive stilettos and platforms for big events makes Oprah miserable and she can’t wait to take her gorgeous shoes off. It’s ironic that she can afford any exquisite designer shoes, but her feet are only happy in Uggs.