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HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW

This first breaking story is that conspiracy theory nut job and failed presidential candidate, Robert F. Kennedy Jr had an extramarital affair with a reporter from New York Magazine. We just heard that his wife, Cheryl Hines has had enough and is getting ready to announce her separation from her wacky husband. As my source put it, it was bad enough Cheryl had to defend his crazy vaccine conspiracy theories and his ridiculous presidential campaign, but for her to stand by him through all of that and then to find out he CHEATED on her was the final straw. She’s lawyering up as you read this.

In a sad bit of news this week, celebrity hair extension guru, Priscilla Valles saw her husband Miguel fighting for his life in the ICU after being shot in front of his Bel-Air home in a botched attempted robbery. (the thieves were after his $50,000 gold Rolex) According to my source, Priscilla’s celebrity clients including the Kardashians, Angelina Jolie and Christina Aguilera and they are all chipping in to cover the out of pocket costs at UCLA Hospital where Miguel is facing a long road to recovery. My source estimates the hospital bill alone will reach well into the millions of dollars so whatever insurance doesn’t cover, her celebrity clients will.

Britney Spears made the news when she revealed she would continue to pay her ex husband, Kevin Federline, child support even though their youngest son Jayden turned 18-years-old. Although not legally obligated, Britney decided it was the right thing to do. Here’s what we heard. Britney is secretly planning a musical comeback and although she’s not keen on performing, she’s been working in the studio on some tracks for an upcoming album. Good idea to keep the money flowing now that she’s agreed to continue to support her grown sons.

Kamala Harris made headlines for her continued popularity and strong polling against Donald Trump. We heard that Kamala doesn’t want to jinx anything however, and although she’s not superstitious, she’s still isn’t taking any chances. Designers have been clamoring to dress her for the inauguration – as more and more people believe she will defeat Trump and his extremism – but Kamala has refused to even entertain the idea of meeting with any designers for measurements. (remember couture gowns can take months and months to design, source the fabric, sew and fit) Kamala is telling her people that she won’t even consider the idea of LOOKING at dress sketches until the final vote is counted! (one more reason to like her)

Finally, the biggest news of the week was Sean Diddy Combs’ arrest on federal charges for sex trafficking, among other things. Denied bail and on suicide watch, we just heard that the disgraced rapper is likely to be sent to a mental health hospital and strapped to a bed because he is quickly deteriorating behind bars in the gang ridden jail. My well placed source says that despite his tough guy image, Diddy never expected he would be denied bail and never fathomed he would be locked up, so he’s quickly becoming the definition of a hot mess. He’s likely to be transferred to a mental facility within days, as it seems he’s lost touch with reality and is blabbering incoherently…

BEHIND BARS, TERESA GIUDICE MIGHT BE A DIFFERENT PERSON

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Lindsay Lohan nearly had a nervous breakdown a few years ago when she was faced with the possibility that she could NOT wear her hair extensions in prison. It turned out she could wear them – her sentence wasn’t that long and they were firmly attached. But now Teresa Giudice faces the same problem and the local law says HER extensions have to be removed before she checks in to begin her sentence – partly because they cannot be maintained behind bars. Teresa is freaking out at the idea of being seen with her own sparse hair. (We thought Italians all had thick hair!) That first photo of her without all that makeup or hair will be priceless!

ASHLEE SIMPSON AND EVAN ROSS – WHO LOOKS GOOFIER?

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Evan Ross’s pants nearly fell to the ground as he walked out of a Hollywood club with his bride Ashlee Simpson. He grabbed his trousers at the last minute and narrowly avoided disaster. But we can’t take our eyes off Ashlee Simpson – she seems to be wearing an “Amanda Bynes” costume for Halloween! Those long raggedly looking extensions!!! Certainly her sister Jessica’s hairdresser Ken Paves had nothing to do with THAT!

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DOES BRITNEY KNOW EXTENSIONS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO SHOW?

If Paris Hilton can afford to have a hairdresser do her hair every morning, then Britney Spears can afford it too. Britney should give up trying to manage her own locks – she needs a fulltime expert. She walked out of a West Hollywood dance studio looking like THIS. We’re not sure if these are permanent or clip on extensions but whoever attached them should refund Britney’s money or teach her how to deal with them. This never happens to the Kardashians.

KENDALL JENNER, 14, IS NOT JUST A TEEN MODEL – NOW SHE’S A PINUP GIRL!

The Kardashian sisters and their manager mom Kris have taken their 14 year old half sister Kendall Jenner (above with Kim) and turned her into another Kardashian pinup girl. Kris has observed that her daughters are money in the bank. They’re more profitable than Paris Hilton in her prime. The heck with education – get her in front of the cameras! A trip to the salon for Kardashian extensions was Kendall’s first stop. She got the Kardashian eye makeup painted on and was fitted for a bikini. The resulting photo shoot (above) shows her transformation from sweet looking teenager to Kardashian Sister.

LINDSAY LOHAN KEPT ALL OF HER EXTENSIONS IN JAIL

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When Phil Spector had to check his wig at the jail entrance and Paris Hilton had to surrender her hair extensions, we figured Lindsay Lohan would be forced to give up her fake hair when she checked into jail. She DIDN’T, and jail officials were accused of giving her preferential treatment. Jailers responded that Lindsay‘s extensions were permanently attached to the roots of her hair while Paris’s extensions were clip-ons (her own brand DreamCatchers) and Spector’s hair was not attached to his head either. And we were SO looking forward to seeing Lindsay’s natural hair….. Apparently eyelash extensions are not an issue in jail.