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BEHIND BARS, TERESA GIUDICE MIGHT BE A DIFFERENT PERSON

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Lindsay Lohan nearly had a nervous breakdown a few years ago when she was faced with the possibility that she could NOT wear her hair extensions in prison. It turned out she could wear them – her sentence wasn’t that long and they were firmly attached. But now Teresa Giudice faces the same problem and the local law says HER extensions have to be removed before she checks in to begin her sentence – partly because they cannot be maintained behind bars. Teresa is freaking out at the idea of being seen with her own sparse hair. (We thought Italians all had thick hair!) That first photo of her without all that makeup or hair will be priceless!

ASHLEE SIMPSON AND EVAN ROSS – WHO LOOKS GOOFIER?

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Evan Ross’s pants nearly fell to the ground as he walked out of a Hollywood club with his bride Ashlee Simpson. He grabbed his trousers at the last minute and narrowly avoided disaster. But we can’t take our eyes off Ashlee Simpson – she seems to be wearing an “Amanda Bynes” costume for Halloween! Those long raggedly looking extensions!!! Certainly her sister Jessica’s hairdresser Ken Paves had nothing to do with THAT!

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DOES BRITNEY KNOW EXTENSIONS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO SHOW?

If Paris Hilton can afford to have a hairdresser do her hair every morning, then Britney Spears can afford it too. Britney should give up trying to manage her own locks – she needs a fulltime expert. She walked out of a West Hollywood dance studio looking like THIS. We’re not sure if these are permanent or clip on extensions but whoever attached them should refund Britney’s money or teach her how to deal with them. This never happens to the Kardashians.

KENDALL JENNER, 14, IS NOT JUST A TEEN MODEL – NOW SHE’S A PINUP GIRL!

The Kardashian sisters and their manager mom Kris have taken their 14 year old half sister Kendall Jenner (above with Kim) and turned her into another Kardashian pinup girl. Kris has observed that her daughters are money in the bank. They’re more profitable than Paris Hilton in her prime. The heck with education – get her in front of the cameras! A trip to the salon for Kardashian extensions was Kendall’s first stop. She got the Kardashian eye makeup painted on and was fitted for a bikini. The resulting photo shoot (above) shows her transformation from sweet looking teenager to Kardashian Sister.

LINDSAY LOHAN KEPT ALL OF HER EXTENSIONS IN JAIL

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When Phil Spector had to check his wig at the jail entrance and Paris Hilton had to surrender her hair extensions, we figured Lindsay Lohan would be forced to give up her fake hair when she checked into jail. She DIDN’T, and jail officials were accused of giving her preferential treatment. Jailers responded that Lindsay‘s extensions were permanently attached to the roots of her hair while Paris’s extensions were clip-ons (her own brand DreamCatchers) and Spector’s hair was not attached to his head either. And we were SO looking forward to seeing Lindsay’s natural hair….. Apparently eyelash extensions are not an issue in jail.

WHAT WILL JAIL-BOUND LINDSAY LOHAN DO WITH HER HAIR?

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We can’t stop wondering about what will happen to Lindsay Lohan’s extensions now that she’s going to jail. Like Phil Spector, Lindsay has to surrender all fake hair at the door. Will she wear clip-on extensions for her heavily photographed jail arrival and check them with her wallet and other personal items? Or will she have them removed ahead of time and be photographed going to jail without her hair? And what about the eyelash extensions?