Kris Humphries

SNEAKY KIM KARDASHIAN HIRED A PRIVATE EYE TO FOLLOW KRIS AND DIG FOR DIRT

Leave it to Kim Kardashian to hire a private eye to tail her husband Kris Humphries in hopes of gathering information to help her divorce. According to The Enquirer, weeks before the split, Kris started to notice he was being followed and at first he thought it was paparazzi, but they didn’t take photos! After awhile he realized he was being watched when Kim wasn’t around. Kim thought she’d catch him fooling around with other women but she didn’t. Kris confronted Kim and she said she was “only trying to protect herself” but this sneaky act might actually give Kris the upper hand in the divorce.

KIM KARDASHIAN: WILL SHE AND KRIS HUMPHRIES KISS AND MAKE UP, OR PART FRIENDS?

And so the drama continues – Kim Kardashian arrived in Minnesota early Sunday morning to confront her soon-to-be ex husband Kris Humphries – and perhaps his family. Is Kim trying to show that she‘s not the hard-hearted, impulsive and insensitive person she appears to be? Maybe Kris Humphries believes the rumors that Kim is planning to hook up with Reggie Bush again. Certainly she doesn’t want Kris and his family to hold a grudge, so she plans to personally present HER side of the story and wiggle out of the marriage gracefully. On the other hand, a surprise reconciliation would keep her in the news, where she SO loves to be…

BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUMES: KELLY RIPA AND NICK LACHEY

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Our favorite Halloween costumes this year! Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey, her cohost on “Live with Regis and Kelly” could NOT have been more timely with their Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries wedding costumes. Kim filed for divorce today. Somehow, Nick managed to walk on stilts under his tuxedo.

THE KARDASHIANS BELIEVE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THEM

Kim Kardashian and her family just don’t seem to care about making a good impression on her bridegroom Kris Humphries’ family. Not only was the Humphries family barely seen in the Kardashian wedding extravaganza show, but the Kardashians failed to arrange wedding transportation for the groom’s family. According to our pal and fellow gossip CJ at the Star Tribune, Kim was heard whining about Kris’s “hickish” Minnesota hometown and she snidely criticized the decor at Kris’s Minnetonka home – which HIS MOTHER had decorated. And Khloe, of all people, compared Kris to Frankenstein. Why the Kardashians have so little regard for the Humphries is not known, but it doesn’t bode well for this marriage – Kris is very close to his family.

KRIS HUMPHRIES: YOU HAVE SEEN YOUR FUTURE

All Kris Humphries has to do is look at the People magazine cover photo of his wedding to Kim Kardashian in order to guess what his future will hold. He’s the disappearing man! Sure, you need a groom to rake in the bucks for an eight million dollar bling infested wedding, but in the end, he’s not really all that important – just an accessory. The Karashian steamroller of publicity will carry on and Kris will find himself shuttled into the background- sort of like his family who flew home from the wedding, economy class.

RAY J DOESN’T WANT KIM KARDASHIAN – OR ANYONE ELSE- TO FORGET ABOUT THEIR HOME VIDEO

Kim Kardashian’s video sex partner Ray J wanted to make sure her groom Kris Humphries didn’t have a flawless honeymoon, so he announced on the weekend of her wedding that Kim has HIM to thank for her amazing success and financial gains. Kim and Ray’s graphic home video made the sleazy pair both rich and relatively famous in 2007. Eight months later “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” debuted on E! Just bringing up the sore subject of Kim’s disgraceful tape is bound to make Kris and his family uncomfortable or worse. And when Ray takes credit for Kim’s success, he has a point.

NOT EVERYONE IS HAPPY ABOUT THE KARDASHIAN WEDDING

A little bird told us that Kris Humphries’ family back in his hometown of Minneapolis are NOT happy about the upcoming Kardashian wedding. (The “little bird” is CJ, columnist for the Star-Tribune in Minneapolis.) CJ says that Kris’s family has been completely left out of all wedding preparations, although they were eager to be involved. Kris‘s dad, who used to do all his son’s business deals, is already irked since Kris Jenner took over managing the ball player. Now even Kris himself is unhappy because he cannot select his own groomsmen – instead of his buddies, the Kardashians want their own men in the ceremony. Even if Kris has second thoughts, we think he’s too scared of steamroller Kris Jenner to back out….

KIM KARDASHIAN’S FIANCEE KRIS HUMPHRIES IS A MOMMA’S BOY

Much has been made of Kris Humphries’ comment that his fiancee Kim Kardashian is “the second most beautiful woman in the world – after MY MOM!” Our gossip colleague, CJ, at the Star Tribune in Minneapolis (Kris’s home town) sums up the situation quite accurately. While it was well-intentioned, the remark was immature. CJ asks “Don’t most MATURE adults come to terms with the fact that their parents are not the most beautiful people in the world?” In other words, maybe Kim’s soon-to-be husband Kris still has some growing up to do. Not to mention the fact that Kris’s mom Debra Humphries (who IS attractive) had better look awesome at that TV wedding. The pressure is ON. (Second

KIM KARDASHIAN AND KRIS HUMPHRIES SHOP COSTCO FOR THEIR PARTY

Kim Kardashian and her fiancee Kris Humphries and THE RING are in Minneapolis visiting his family and the couple was seen loading up on items for a cookout on Saturday – at Costco! According to our hardworking pal CJ at the Star Tribune, they had a cart full of bratwurst, chips, soda, etc when they paused at a bin full of watermelons. Kris turned to Kim and asked “How do you tell when a watermelon is ripe?” Kim made an “I don’t know” face, but a helpful stranger offered “I can help you” and showed them how to tap the melons for the ripe sound. Imagine tapping watermelons at Costco wearing a two million dollar ring!

KRIS JENNER WANTS TO SEE KRIS HUMPHRIES IN FRUIT OF THE LOOM UNDERWEAR

We love this 50’s vintage Fruit of the Loom ad from Life magazine. This old brand is making a big comeback in Hollywood – forget Calvin Klein. Brad Pitt, Rob Pattinson, and Zac Efron have all been photographed with their Fruit of the Loom labels peeking out above their jeans. So it makes sense that Kris Jenner, who is now managing her daughter’s fiancee Kris Humphries, would try to land a deal with this company and make Humphries spokesmodel for the label. She’s determined to make it happen and wants to see his face on every package of underwear sold.