Kris Humphries

KIM KARDASHIAN’S PAST MIGHT COME BACK TO HAUNT HER

Kim Kardashian is bracing for a blast from her past! Kim’s second husband, former basketball player, Kris Humphries, has remained relatively quiet about their short lived 2011 marriage although he briefly touched on the subject during a 2019 essay for The Players Tribune, an online forum devoted to professional athletes. Aside from that, Kris has pretty much remain tight lipped – until now! According to an insider, Kris is secretly working on his memoir and plans to devote more than a few chapters to everything Kardashian. My source says that Kim is already aware of this and she is NOT thrilled. Kim has kept quiet about the courtship, wedding, and breakup, so obviously she doesn’t want her dirty laundry to be aired – especially now that she’s browsing for hubby number 4!

KRIS HUMPHRIES: THE FORGOTTEN MAN IS LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER

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Kris Humphries is pictured above walking in Beverly Hills with two extremely tall friends. The Boston Celtics forward has put his 72 day marriage to Kim Kardashian totally behind him and doesn’t want to be reminded of it. Recently Kim had a skirmish with a foul mouthed teen in Beverly Hills and Kanye West came to her rescue and punched the guy. Later Kim said she was proud that Kanye stood up for her and implied that Kris wouldn’t have done the same. But Kris chose to ignore the comment and continue his happy life.

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KRIS HUMPHRIES TRIUMPH: KIM GAVE THE RING BACK!

According to our determined colleague CJ of the Star-Tribune in Minneapolis, (Kris Humphries’ home town) a humongous diamond ring estimated to be worth around two million dollars, is about to be auctioned off at Christie’s in New York. And it is the same Lorraine Schwartz ring that Kim Kardashian had on her finger and refused to return when she left Kris and called off her 72 day marriage. Apparently she DID return the ring because she wanted to finalize the divorce in a hurry. We – and Kris- will be interested to see what the ring is worth today.

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KRIS HUMPHRIES HAS NOTHING BUT PITY FOR LAMAR ODOM

Kris Humphries, who was briefly married to Kim Kardashian, you will recall, has jumped on the “Lamar is being set up” bandwagon. Kris thinks a lot of negative and inaccurate drug speculation has been ‘leaked” by the Kardashians to websites and tabloids and it could ruin Lamar’s NBA career. (For example, Lamar was never really “missing” or suspected of being on a crack cocaine drug binge.) According to RadarOnline, Kris is not a friend of Lamar’s, but he remembers being targeted the same way and going through “tabloid hell” when he was divorcing Kim. Kris says “There should be a support group for former boyfriends and husbands of the Kardashians.”

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KRIS HUMPHRIES MOVED MOM INTO HIS BACHELOR PAD

It’s not clear whether NBA star Kris Humphries a real mama’s boy or just a considerate son, but rumor has it he has moved his mother Debra into his New York bachelor pad. Debra filed for divorce from his father William after 30 years of marriage in July, and when it became final, she quietly moved into Kris’s apartment, according to our pal CJ at the Minneapolis StarTribune. Certainly, he enjoys being pampered by his mom, but how will she react when he brings girlfriends home? Or better yet, how will the girlfriends react? Judging from the female problems Kris has been having since HIS divorce (including one false pregnancy) maybe he could USE his mother’s advice… (Above, Kris and Debra on Good Morning America)

KIM KARDASHIAN HAS A GLARING FLAW THAT HER HUSBAND OVERLOOKED

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It turns out Kris Humphries isn’t all that smart or observant because he never saw the red flag his estranged wife Kim Kardashian sent up concerning dogs. She keeps it quiet, but, according to RadarOnline, she can’t stand them. Kris has two dogs – a Yorkie and a Chihuahua – and Kim couldn’t tolerate having them around. She loathed the fact that they slept on Kris’s bed and told him to put them outside. She thought they were unsanitary and a nuisance. EXCEPT when cameras were around – oddly enough, she DID enjoy being photographed with them! Could YOU marry someone who couldn’t stomach your dogs?

RUSSELL BRAND DOESN’T WANT TO END UP LIKE KRIS HUMPHRIES

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Russell Brand is squirming just a little, as finishing touches are being put on a documentary that he appeared in with his estranged wife Katy Perry while they were married. In 2010 it seemed like an OK idea to agree to be in the documentary called “Part of Me” about Katy’s life. Their romance, marriage, and the disintegration of their life together is all on film. Brand would LOVE the footage of their marriage to be cut OUT, but it’s not going to happen. Now he can only hope that he doesn’t get “The Kardashian Kut.” That’s when his moments on camera are cleverly cut to make him look bad – like when Kim K doctored her reality show so that her ex Kris Humphries looked like the villain.

KRIS HUMPHRIES DODGED A BULLET WHEN KIM DUMPED HIM

In the wake of Lamar Odom’s depressing departure from the Dallas Mavericks, Kris Humphries must be thanking his lucky stars that he dodged THAT Kardashian bullet. It could have been HIM! Lamar’s future is uncertain at best – he won’t be playing at all for the rest of the season and he and Khloe just signed a lease in Dallas. Maybe it’s the Kardashian Kurse – all that reality TV fuss and intrusive cameras and notoriety might not be conducive to good ball playing. In fact, Khris’s game suffered also during his short marriage to Kim, and the marriage’s abrupt ending might be a boon to his career.

DID KIM KARDASHIAN INADVERTANTLY HELP KAELA HUMPHRIES LAND A MODELING CONTRACT?

Maybe Kris Humphries’ marriage to Kim Kardashian wasn’t a total loss. All that family notoriety probably helped Kris’s older sister Kaela land a lucrative modeling contract with Ford Models. Actually she did the impossible, Kaela is 29 years old and a size 16 and she STILL got signed! Kaela’s having lots of fun being a plus-size model but she has a degree from the University of Texas just in case…

WATCH OUT KIM, KRIS HUMPHRIES HAS DECLARED WAR!

Since Kim Kardashian filed for divorce, Kris Humphries morphed from shock to embarrassment to ANGER, and now he wants to get even. This marriage will NOT end quietly and quickly as Kim had hoped. According to CJ at the Star Tribune in Minneapolis, Humphries’ request for an annulment claiming “fraud” is just the tip of the iceberg. He’s hired a dream team of Los Angeles lawyers (trial attorneys familiar with the courtroom) to prove “fraud” and depositions will be flying. Kris is going to embarrass Kim by having lawyers closely examine her bank accounts and assets and haul her friends (maybe even her ex Reggie Bush!) into court. Kim will certainly use her millions to delay and run up Kris’s legal tab, but that may backfire since he is asking HER to pay his legal bills. Our pal CJ sums it up: “Kim will rue the day she laid eyes on Kris Humphries!”