Underwear

JEREMY ALLEN WHITE: MOVE OVER MARK WAHLBERG!

For years, Mark Wahlberg (known as Marky Mark at the time) was the most adored Calvin Klein men’s underwear model. Many macho and gorgeous models came and went, but Wahlberg was most remembered. This year, Jeremy Allen White put Mark Wahlberg in the rear view mirror. (https://www.calvinklein.us/en/jeremy-allen-white)  Jeremy’s sexy photos were a huge surprise (he’s never been one to flash his pecs) and The Bear star is suddenly bombarded by lustful women. It’s a refreshing change – Jeremy is endearingly short, his looks are off-beat and appealing, and his ego seems to be under control. No wonder he’s attracting so much attention – oh and he’s nice to fans …(see photo above)

 

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MACHINE GUN KELLY IS NOW AN “INTIMATE APPAREL” MODEL

Machine Gun Kelly walked the runway quite successfully for Dolce and Gabbana back in January 2022, and now he’s getting ready to pose in his underwear for their upcoming ad campaign. While his engagement to Megan Fox is still up in the air, his plans to front the D&G intimate apparel campaign are full steam ahead. A fashion insider says the designing duo is smitten with MGK’s lean and lanky look, and predict his the sexy and provocative ads will boost sales worldwide.

 

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TODAY WAS “NO PANTS ON THE SUBWAY” DAY IN LONDON


The 9th Annual No Pants Subway Ride in London commenced today and fortunately it was organized. 400 participants rode pantless in groups of around 20 people back and forth on the subway Sunday afternoon. They all agreed to wear non-offensive underwear. Amazing, since the temperature was below zero! The idea originated with a prank in New York in 2002, and spread to other countries, but London seemed to love the idea most of all. That woman in front of the top photo looks like SHE doesn’t see the humor in it.

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ROMAN POLANSKI IN HIS UNDERPANTS

Roman Polanski may be 83, but that doesn’t stop him from sunbathing at the Eden Roc Hotel in Cannes in his underwear. The Film Festival is as close as Polanski can get to Hollywood – he’s been unable to return to the US since he was arrested for sexually assaulting a 13 year old girl in 1977. (And he’s NOT happy about it.) At that time he fled to France to avoid prison time but he had no idea he’s never be able to return because he figured, as a successful filmmaker, he was above the law. He still avoids countries likely to extradite him to the US. No great loss for us – his best work was Rosemary’s Baby in 1968.

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JUSTIN BIEBER: I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE!

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All that time spent in the gym has paid off. Justin Bieber got a job as the new “face” of Calvin Klein’s underwear collection, following in the illustrious footsteps of Mark Wahlberg. The photos are flattering – how do you think he measures up to Mark? His ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez will have to endure the sight of those 40 foot billboards. Right now he’s got everything going for him except a hit record.

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WHO DOESN’T WANT A LIFE SIZE DAVID GANDY CARDBOARD CUTOUT?

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As we’ve pointed out before, English model David Gandy, 34, is the UK’s answer to Joe Manganiello and now he’s an underwear designer. Gandy is making personal appearances at Marks & Spencer stores across the country where his collection is sold. But those seductive life size cardboard cutouts of Gandy are getting more attention than the underpants. Shoppers are trying to buy them or steal them and they’ve become a hotter commodity than the undies.

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JUSTIN BIEBER’S UNDERPANTS ARE A DEAD GIVEAWAY

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Justin Bieber covered his head to avoid being recognized, but who else would walk around with his underpants hanging out? Especially in full view of a restaurant full of people. He’s in Ibiza, like almost every celebrity (those clubs must be offering some irresistible bait to get so many stars into town at once. Even the Kardashians are on their way.) Celebs are encouraged to misbehave to maximize publicity. Justin’s bodyguard is keeping an eye on his boss.

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LINDSAY LOHAN: WE SEE LONDON, WE SEE FRANCE!

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She’s 27 now so you’d think Lindsay Lohan would have learned how to get in and out of a car without displaying her underwear to the paparazzi. Guess not. It’s been a big year for repeats – rehab, second chances, falling off the wagon, money problems, etc etc etc. Her OWN reality series was a disappointment and she made up a story about having a miscarriage. Right now she’s back in London partying.

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YEP, IT’S DAVID BECKHAM HANGING OUT IN THE LOCKER ROOM

David Beckham is taking his H&M men’s underwear collection seriously. He’s more than just a model and spokesperson – he’s contributing to the designs. It started as a basic assortment of white briefs and t -shirts. Now he’s added colors, pajamas and lounging apparel. We love this ad with him wearing black leggings and matching shirt – or is it long underwear? No matter.

DAVID BECKHAM’S UNDERPANTS: LOVE ‘EM OR HATE ‘EM?

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H&M is launching a huge print and billboard ad campaign featuring David Beckham in some very revealing underpants. Apparently H&M intends to out-sex Calvin Klein’s startling underwear ads that once featured Mark Wahlberg’s abs. H&M is also planning to erect a number of ten foot statues of Beckham and his bulging crotch in NY, LA, and San Francisco. Mothers are already complaining that they don’t want their kids to see their soccer idol David looking like that. And of course there is considerable speculation as to whether there is any enhancement…