Maxsim is going to be green with envy. His “Dancing with the Stars” rival Derek Hough has been photographed several times with his Hanes underwear label peeking out. The Hanes people saw an opportunity so they signed him up to be their underwear model. We doubt if clean cut Derek’s photos will be as overtly sexy as David Beckham’s billboards were for Calvin Klein. But, who knows?
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Isn’t Hanes one of the underwear brands favoured by regular guys in middle America? So having one of the prancing mincers from DWTS as a model is supposed to do what exactly?
Maybe Hanes is going to put out a line of assless boxer-briefs.
Well, that’s a corporate pairing I can endorse. That man is fine. Only his Hanes know if he’s heinous.
That fine piece makes mamma’s mussy moist as a snack cake. But he does have the dreaded tiny nips disease and no treasure trail. Points off for that.
Mrs. Campbell, that is way more than we need to know. I swear I can hear your vibrator running all the way up here.
ROFL. Thanks SebastianCanada for the comment on Mrs. Campbell’s vibrator.
To me, Derek is a real mystery. He has lived with one or two ladies and is currently (I think) shacking up. On the other hand, with those tiny hips and the occupation he is in, faggots everywhere are licking their lips, wondering…..
so young and a F*GGOT-FRIEND already……..
Derek makes me moist and I plan on buying several packs of Hanes so I can sniff the crotch area. Thanks Hanes!!!
And another vibrator is started up. Get a firm grip on your laptops folks, or they will rattle right off the table.
(still laughing and barely able to type)
Derek and his very vain sister are giving Mormonism a bad name. I think Julianne is now wilder than he is, but Ryan Seacrest (yuck).
THIS MAN LOOKS SMOKING HOT AND MY GOODNESS HE CAN MAKE A LIVING OFF OF IT!
His Body is Banging and his smile lights up the room and his chest yummy and sweet and tight!