The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

REAL HOUSEWIFE CAMILLE GRAMMER HAS A REAL BOYFRIEND WITH A HUGE NAME

No WONDER Camille Grammer has actually been seen SMILING on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season. She was such a sad sack last season during her divorce proceedings that it looked like she might not return to the show. (Dreary depressed types don’t last long on these shows. Bravo’s Andy Cohen likes glamour and high spirits.) Camille, 42, has been concealing her new boyfriend of a few months, lawyer Dimitri Charalambopoulos, 35. He’s 6’2″, and from Dallas, but took a place in Malibu to be near her. Hopefully she’s given him a thorough background check – Camille is a hot commodity with all that Kelsey Grammer money.

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TAYLOR ARMSTRONG FIRED FOR BEING TOO DEPRESSING

Taylor Armstrong has been fired from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – and not a minute too soon. According to Patricia Shipp at The Enquirer, the other “wives” were sick and tired of hearing Taylor whine about her miserable life long BEFORE her miserable husband Russell killed himself. It was turning into a full-time therapy show for Taylor Armstrong. The other women felt she was way too needy and a big downer and producers agreed. Since that may have been her only source of income, Taylor might have to look for a job now.

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MASSIVE DEBT AND REALITY TV KILLED RUSSELL ARMSTRONG

Russell Armstrong’s two exes blame his estranged wife Taylor’s excessive spending for his suicide and call her a “gold digger.” Taylor has been sympathetically portrayed on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Russell was edited to look like the villain. Whether Taylor split from Russell because of his financial woes and lawsuits isn’t known, but she did seem to desert the sinking ship. Russell confessed to a friend that the reality show unfairly made him look bad and he was embarrassed. Also embarrassing was his lack of money – his credit cards were maxed out and he had to move in with a friend, and that’s where he became despondent and hung himself. Sad story – good for ratings. By the way, we’re tired of hearing people repeat over and over about how their “thoughts and prayers” are with the family left behind – can’t they come up with something more sincere and original if they really care?

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IS FRASIER CRANE PUTTING WORDS IN KAYTE WALSH’S MOUTH?

Kelsey Grammer’s exwife Camille ungraciously summed up her husband’s sexual equipment as “Big hands, big feet, big disappointment.” Unable to ignore the insult, Kelsey’s present wife Kayte Walsh responded “Perhaps the fault lies not so much with the member in question, but rather the inspiration at hand.” Either Kayte speaks JUST LIKE Frasier Crane, or she had SOME HELP with that quote!

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DON’T INVITE PARIS HILTON AND HER AUNT KIM RICHARDS TO THE SAME COCKTAIL PARTY

Paris Hilton is not on great terms with her aunt, Kim Richards, one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kim’s daughter Whitney turned 21 recently and Paris insisted on hosting a wild party for her in Las Vegas. Kim was totally against the idea because she has struggled with alcohol problems of her own and the last thing she wants is to have her daughter boozing it up in Vegas. Paris ignored Kim’s wishes and threw the party anyway, figuring Kim would “get over it.”

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FOR REAL, CAMILLE GRAMMER IS STILL A BEVERLY HILLS HOUSEWIFE

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Here’s absolute PROOF that Camille Grammer is returning to Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” She was photographed leaving a Lakers game at the Staples Center with her costar Kyle Richards. She and Kyle famously feuded last season and there’s no way they would be hanging out this weekend if they were not costars again. Camille has yet to admit she’s returning, but this photo settles the matter.

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BEVERLY HILLS HOUSEWIFE KYLE RICHARDS AND HER LOOKALIKE DAUGHTER

Beverly Hills Housewife Kyle Richards, 42, and her adorable little girl Portia, 3, were seen shopping for Portia’s 3rd birthday. Kyle, (the Housewife with the hot husband) and Mauricio Umansky, have been married 14 years and have two other daughters – Alexia, 14, and Sophia,11. It’s complicated, but Paris’s mother Kathy Hilton is Kyle’s half-sister. Kyle wants one more child but Mauricio is reportedly nervous about the financial ramifications. Understandable, since he’s in the currently volatile real estate business.

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“HOUSEWIVES” MOOCHER CEDRIC WANTS MONEY ALONG WITH HIS FAME

You – and Lisa Vanderpump – have not seen the last of her layabout poolboy Cedric Martinez. Since Cedric had that nasty blowout with Lisa and Ken, the people who supported him for a year, he’s found someone else to mooch off – Brandi Glanville, Eddie Cibrian’s ex. The REAL reason fame-hungry Cedric was hostile with Lisa and Ken is because he did NOT get paid to appear on “The Real housewives of Beverly Hills.” He was so resentful that he threatened to sell stories about Lisa’s family to the tabloids as he made his maniacal departure. Since Brandi is negotiating to join the Housewives show, we may see more of Cedric, if they decide to pay him.

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CHARLIE SHEEN’S LINK TO “THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS”

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Having Charlie Sheen as a neighbor must be quite an experience for “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Adrienne Maloof and her husband Dr Paul Nassif. Not only are they witness to his noisy parties and late night antics, but when Charlie needs medical advice (at any hour) he calls the plastic surgeon. (Nassif called 911 for Charlie’s recent hospitalization) To reciprocate his neighbors’ kindness, Charlie appeared at the opening of Adrienne and Paul’s yogurt shop Blizz Yogurt in Sherman Oaks last fall.

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KELSEY GRAMMER A CROSS DRESSER? CAMILLE’S NOT THE FIRST WOMAN TO SAY SO

Camille Grammer tantalized Howard Stern with hints that her estranged husband Kelsey Grammer is a cross dresser. Unfortunately for Kelsey some of us have long memories and recall a long-ago story published in the National Enquirer. This is back in the 80’s before the internet. One of Kelsey’s stripper girlfriends sold a story to the magazine revealing Kelsey’s sex secrets – the most amusing being his penchant for dressing up in women’s clothes for kinky sex. She claimed that after Kelsey indulged in lots of coke and booze, he gussied himself up in pantyhose, a frock, full makeup, and a wig as a turn-on before sex. She emphasized that Kelsey was not gay, but one of those straight men who like to cross-dress. It’s quite a mental picture.

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