Up until 2019, Brazilian Rodrigo Alves had dozens of painful plastic surgeries to look like the perfect Ken Doll- including bicep and six-pack enhancement. After all that, he decided he’d rather be the perfect Barbie doll, and had the male surgeries reversed and started transitioning into a “woman.” Can you imagine having your adams apple removed? Now he’s called Jessica Alves, and he’s chalked up over a hundred surgeries hoping to look like Barbie, but looks more like Lil’ Kim. We just HAD to know where he got all the money needed to finance his indulgence and it turns out he inherited millions from his mother’s wealthy parents. We just cannot imagine how Jessica sleeps at night with all this extra padding injected into his/her body…
Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Jessica at UK premier of The Psychopath Life Coach
Donald Trump is NOT happy. His seemingly never ending court cases have drained him of time he wanted to devote to something else. No, not his campaign for President, Donald wants to have plastic surgery! According to an insider, Donald fears he’s looking old so he planned to have the ginormous bags under his eyes minimized by undergoing a partial facelift. Between campaigning for President and appearing in court, he can’t find the time to block out for surgery and recovery. He’s been trying to camouflage his bags with concealer but it’s not really working. My source says he’s hoping to have surgery as soon as there’s a break in his schedule – most likely over the holidays or early next year.
Did Eva Longoria just use one of the oldest tricks in the book and change her hairstyle to draw attention away from plastic surgery? Eva recently debuted a drastic new haircut, chopping off her signature shoulder length wavy hair into a smooth bob. BUT, according to a friend, the new hairstyle is to camouflage some recent cosmetic surgery. The insider says that Eva recently underwent some procedures at a top Beverly Hills doctor and while Eva isn’t disclosing the details, the friend speculates she had a full facelift. Eva’s just shy of turning 50 and she felt she was looking her age – which isn’t usually a good thing for an actress – so she’s contemplated having surgery for some time now. While she’s not confirming a thing, her smooth and youthful appearance says it all.
One might think newly indicted Donald Trump would have bigger things to worry about than his appearance, but a well placed source reveals Donald’s main concern these days is his turkey neck! Donald is turning 77 on June 14, but a source reveals that instead of fretting about his legal troubles, he’s obsessing about his neck. According to the source, Donald HATES his neck ever since he saw on online comment that he looks like a turkey! Days before his latest indictment, he met with a Palm Beach plastic surgeon to get an opinion about a neck lift. He wants to look his best now that he’s running for the Republican nomination again, and many of his competitors are younger, especial 44-year-old Ron DeSantis!
Did Shania Twain recently have a facelift? Not only does Shania look young and vibrant lately, but she seems to be employing one of the oldest tricks in the book, changing your hairstyle or color to distract attention away from facial cosmetic surgery. Over the past month or so, Shania has been rocking drastically different hairstyles and colors. She is also looking slimmer than ever in a sexy new wardrobe. At the recent Grammys, she sported a bright red long wig and and a very smooth face. Shania insists she has decided AGAINST plastic surgery, but observers are still doubtful. Either way- she looks sensational…
We’ve been pondering the REAL reason behind Khloe Kardashian’s unnecessary announcement that she just had a cancerous tumor (?) removed from her cheek by plastic surgeon Dr Garth Fisher. Certainly no one would have noticed she had ANYTHING done without this abundance of publicity. Her skin problem was the size of a pea, hidden by her hair, and barely visible- especially considering her obsession with photoshopping all her pics. Perhaps she announced this procedure simply to give Garth Fisher favorable publicity. Fans will assume Fisher was the surgeon who gave Khloe her new face awhile back, and they will be lined up outside his office. Can’t hurt to have a grateful plastic surgeon in your life!
French born identical twins Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff were European television personalities who fascinated us mainly because of their extreme and much DENIED overdose of plastic surgery. (Plastic surgery victims in Europe leave Hollywood victims in the dust!) We didn’t realize their lives were as loony as their looks. They gained TV fame by hosting several popular shows about science and science fiction. Both brothers claimed to have PHDs and they managed to get physics articles published in reputable journals that turned out to be highly questionable and “suffering from a serious lack of coherence.” These shenanigans and their appearance at a Cannes Film Festival brought them considerable notoriety. In December, the unvaccinated twins both died of Covid six days apart at the age of 72.
New Jersey Real HousewifeTeresa Giudice posted the top photo of herself shortly after she commented that she was surprised that no one seemed to notice that she got the “tip of her nose tweaked” a few months ago. Indeed, the “tweak” looks good! But judging by the BOTTOM photo (with her boyfriend Luis Ruelas at Craig’s in May) it SEEMS like she might have gotten just a bit more than a nose tweak… What do you think?
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Bottom Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA
Seeing Lil’ Kim at the BET Awards last night reminded us that she has a lookalike. Actually a blonde lookalike. It’s Rodrigo Alves. Remember the guy who had all that plastic surgery to look like what he thought was the ideal man? Last year Rodrigo decided he’s rather be a girl and he had a whole lot MORE plastic surgery to feminize his looks. Maybe he was a huge fan of Lil Kim because there IS a strong resemblance in a blonde sort of way…
The Weeknd must be between girlfriends because he turned up at The Billboard Awards beautifully dressed and quite elegant- and provocatively available. We’ve grown accustomed to The Weeknd looking like an accident that just happened. For awhile he promoted his Blinding Lights video by walking around with a bandaged and bloody face – as if he was the victim of a drunk driving accident. After that he was seen around town looking like a plastic surgery addict inspired by his Save Your Tears video. He had a creative makeup artist give him the face of a person with a tight facelift, a severe nose job, and puffed lips. We almost forgot that he’s actually a nice looking guy…who took home a pile of Billboard trophies.