JEFF BEZOS MAKES TIME FOR SELF IMPROVEMENT

We’re not sure how we got there, (some speculate steroids, while others insist it was exercise and diet) but Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos has transformed himself over the past years. He went from scrawny to muscular, but that’s only the beginning of his makeover. He recently met with a top Beverly Hills plastic surgeon (his fiancé, Lauren Sanchez recommended this particular doctor) about getting his neck done. While his face is youthful, Jeff fears that he has a turkey neck. The procedure costs approximately $150,000 (pocket change to Bezos) so he’s looking at his schedule to see when he can disappear for two weeks to give him enough time to have the surgery and recover.

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2 thoughts on “JEFF BEZOS MAKES TIME FOR SELF IMPROVEMENT

  1. Why doesn’t he fly away getting some space travel in at the same time when he has it done. Maybe he will stay there then and get trapped in space and we won’t have to hear anything more about him. I think he is actually an alien anyway. One eye is almost completely closed and he possibly has Myasthenia Gravis just as Aristotle Onassis and Roger Smith. I think he should worry more about that then the wrinkles in his neck. Wise up!

  2. I wonder if Sanchez dresses like a prostitute on her own or if viagra lover Jeff specially requests it…

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