Plastic Surgery

JESSICA ALVES LOOKS LIKE A GERMAN OKTOBERFEST BARMAID

Okay, some of you are a bit annoyed that we keep featuring photos of Jessica (formerly Rodrigo) Alves, but Jessica’s photos are the most astonishing available at our small budget. Above, Jessica is walking around in London and we can only IMAGINE the reaction of people on the street. Apparently Jessica has body dysmorphia and while attempting to perfect her looks, does NOT realize how unusual her appearance IS. Certainly Jessica enjoys attention, but she obviously doesn’t realize her desire to be beautiful has gotten WAY out of hand…

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PEE-WEE HERMAN WILL NEVER GET OLD!

Hollywood celebrities are NOT happy since most of the plastic surgery offices have closed down for nonessential procedures due to coronavirus. Social isolation would be the perfect time to recover from a facelift! There are some nurses making house calls with injectibles, but no liposuction or nose jobs are happening. Maybe Paul Reubens could offer some inspiration – for his last Pee-wee Herman movie, Pee-wee’s Big Holiday in 2016, Paul wanted to look younger without surgery, so he used the tape technique you can see above.

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RODDY ALVES: “IT’S HARD WORK TO BE A WOMAN”

He once identified as a “human Ken doll” but Roddy Alves felt more like a Barbie and now he’s having all his male plastic surgery reversed. Alves recently survived having his adam’s apple removed, his hairline lowered, and “facial feminization” surgery including a shaved jawline. His nose has almost disappeared, but Roddy is having fun shopping in the women’s department. It now takes him two hours to get dressed to go out in the evening…

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PARIS HILTON CHANGED HER MIND ABOUT PLASTIC SURGERY

Paris Hilton’s favorite holiday is Halloween because there are so many parties and opportunities to wear sexy costumes. She attended the Casamigos party looking like a dance hall girl from the old west. Back in the early 2000’s when Paris was followed like Kim Kardashian is today, she said that she never had, and didn’t want, any form of plastic surgery. “Maybe when I’m 60!” Times change! Nowadays Paris, 38, is flaunting considerable new cleavage, and refuses to comment…

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WELCOME TO THE “PLASTIC WORLD” OF RODRIGO ALVES

Who doesn’t have a secret fascination for plastic surgery and all its possibilities? We find it almost impossible NOT to document the evolution of cosmetic surgery addict Rodrigo Alves. His nose keeps getting smaller and his lips keep getting bigger. Known as “The Human Ken Doll,” Alves has developed a career as a European television personality just by talking about his dozens of surgical procedures – some successful, some not so much. He recently released a music video called Plastic World with his plastic surgeon boyfriend Giacomo Urtis and it is hilariously awful. Use link below to see it:

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RODRIGO ALVES ADMITS MAINTAINING “KEN DOLL” LOOKS IS EXHAUSTING

That Brazilian with more money than common sense, Rodrigo “The Human Ken Doll” Alves, is in Milan shopping and hoping to squeeze into some shows during Fashion Week. Every time we see him he looks a little different and this time his nose is frighteningly small (can he breathe through those minuscule nostrils?) and his lips and chin seem altered again. As usual his clothes are too tight – and why is he sockless and unbuttoned while everyone else is bundled up on a chilly day? He IS friendly however, and chats freely to strangers about his procedures…

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OMIGOSH – ANOTHER HUMAN KEN DOLL!

Justin Jedlica, 38, does NOT want us to forget that HE was the ORIGINAL Human Ken Doll, thanks to his 300 cosmetic surgeries. He walked around in Beverly Hills on a cool winter day wearing a tank top and tight pants that displayed his chest, shoulder, and back implants, plus his thigh and butt implants. And that’s just his BODY! Justin has competition from Brazilian Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves, who is a bit stockier than Justin and has had different surgeries. But both guys are striving for Ken Doll perfection! We just can’t figure out where they get all that money…

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RODRIGO ALVES: HOW MANY SURGICAL PROCEDURES CAN YOU SEE?

Seems like every time we look at Rodrigo Alves, the “Human Ken Doll,” we see some plastic surgery we didn’t notice before! Rodrigo is on the beach in the Dominican Republic, and this time we’re looking at that artificial belly button. Alves brags that he doesn’t work out – whatever musculature he has, was supplied by surgeons. Certainly contributing to his odd appearance are those false eyelashes!

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MEET THE RUSSIAN VERSION OF KIM KARDASHIAN

Anastasiya Kvitko, 32, calls herself a “glamour model” nowadays. She started out in Moscow as a regular fashion model but wasn’t particularly happy with her success. She was a huge fan of Kim Kardashian and started investing all her money into plastic surgery to look more like her idol. Various nips and tucks, lip injections, and body implants made a huge difference in her popularity! So naturally she moved to Los Angeles, and can be seen posing for pin-up shots on various beaches. It IS frightening to think that girls around the world are having surgery to resemble Kim!

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WATCH OUT! CHER’S LIP IMPLANT IS DRIFTING!

Every time we see Cher lately we’ve been wondering what the heck is going on with her lips. The lower lip seems to be enormous and she draws her lipstick on to make it look smaller. The National Enquirer explained it all! Cher got tired of having frequent lip injections in the 90’s and she was one of the first to get permanent lip implants. As she aged, the implant on the bottom sank lower and lower on her chin, giving her that weird look. This unexpected turn of events might make other people think twice about getting that procedure!

Above, Cher’s lips at an event July 17

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