If Katy Perry starts getting downhearted about her husband Russell Brand filing for divorce, maybe these photos will make it easier. He’s looking a little sloppy from the front above, as he carries his lunch to the Red Rock bar in West Hollywood, but the back view is NOT appetizing.
How ridiculous is the claim that Pippa Middleton padded her butt for her sister Kate’s wedding? Yet the story spread like wildfire. Anyone with an ounce of sense knows that fashion-conscious, slender women do NOT WANT big bottoms. The only “expert” quoted for this absurd claim was a random London spa owner – A MAN of course, and who knows more about style and butt pads than a “spa owner?” Nobody consulted with a fashion expert or designer. Women know that well-chosen clothing can enhance the look of one’s body. (We see NO evidence of padding in photo of Pippa carrying Kate’s train above)
Are we crazy or does Kim Kardashian’s butt get bigger when she takes off her high heels? She was photographed in the security line at LAX, on her way to Minneapolis, her fiancee Kris Humphries’ hometown. Kim was forced to remove her Louboutins and suddenly she was eight inches shorter and her bottom seems to have gotten considerably bigger.
Kim Kardashian’s most serious romance to date was with ballplayer Reggie Bush and they had an off and on relationship for years until he decided he didn’t want to be “tied down” and they split last year. So imagine her shock when Reggie promptly took up with Cuban model/singer Mayra Veronica, whose measurements are surprisingly similar to Kim’s! And six months later, Mayra is flashing a huge ring on her finger that spells commitment. Kim is not accustomed to rejection. We predict back problems for both women in the future.
If you don’t think Kim Kardashian is one of the most influential celebrities in Hollywood, take a look at this Nike ad. The model is a dead ringer for Kim and it’s all about accepting her ample bottom. The ad doesn’t make much sense but it’s obvious that Kim‘s fame is spreading far and wide if Nike executives are taking her seriously.
Update: Nike says they had nothing to do with this ad and don’t know where it came from – even though many women liked the message that it’s OK to have a butt. Who created this remains a mystery, but the Kim K connection is still obvious.
Janet Jackson proves with this stage costume that she’s serious competition for Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez for most impressive booty in Hollywood. The space suit isn’t totally flattering, but we do love her faux hawk.
All Jennifer Love Hewitt ever wanted was a romantic Hawaiian vacation with her fianc�e Ross McCall. What she got was a nightmare after someone surreptitiously snapped unflattering photos of Jennifer’s bottom in a bikini. They were enlarged and plastered all over the internet and magazines with outrageously insulting comments. She’s not the first actress to be embarrassed like this, but why does it only happen to white women? We’ve never seen a black actress like Halle Berry insulted for having an ample bottom. (Tyra Banks had her battle with “fat” photos because she was a model.) THAT would be considered bad taste. So why is it okay to humiliate a perfectly nice girl with a better than average figure like Jennifer? Let’s stop being so MEAN to each other!