Butts

CARDI B : THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT

The singer with the five inch nails, Cardi B, just confessed that she had 95% of her butt biopolymers (fillers) removed last summer. (She has admitted to having butt and breast enhancement). She went on to advise girls – especially skinny teens like she was- NOT to get butt implants. Apparently she thinks it did not work out well for her. It’s strange, because she has NOT explained how she has the SAME shape after this massive removal!

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MADONNA’S REAR END HAS A LIFE OF IT’S OWN

Perhaps inspired by the butt-obsessed MTV music awards, Madonna posted some new and heavily filtered photos of herself in pink hair and fishnet hose, situated in a black, very masculine bathroom. We think she should have looked a LITTLE closer at the photo of herself sprawled next to the black toilet. Something is very weird about her backside. Remember New Year’s Eve in 2019 when she was photographed with a huge looking butt? Rumors FLEW that she had gotten butt implants. When directly asked, she responded “I’m desperately seeking no one’s approval!” That sounds like a yes, but we think she should get a refund- that butt looks both fake and bumpy…

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IGGY AZALEA DOESN’T KNOW WHEN TO STOP

We continue to be perplexed by women who feel more desirable with butt implants. Australian rapper Iggy Azalea has even surpassed Kardashian butt-size standards and still insists she has never had implants. She DOES however, admit that she’s had her nose and breasts done. So many unanswered questions. Has this woman ever really looked in a full-length mirror? How does she buy clothes? Does she have everything custom made with stretchy fabric? Can she fit into a movie theater seat or ride a bicycle? Iggy performed at the Long Beach Pride Festival this weekend.

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BLAC CHYNA: SOME PEOPLE JUST SHOULDN’T WEAR SPANDEX

Blac Chyna, 29, was not able to acquire the Kardashian name so apparently she decided to out-do them all in the butt department. Today she went shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue (with her new boyfriend) wearing spandex shorts. Can you imagine what the salesladies in Saks were thinking? We assume Rob Kardashian was at home eating his heart out…

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WOW! KAT VON D HAS A KARDASHIAN BUTT!

Behind out backs, tattoo artist Kat Von D, 34, appears to have been cultivating a Kardashian style rear end! It became quite evident when Kat was seen shopping in West Hollywood in a skin tight red outfit. Besides her work at High Voltage Tattoo, the former star of L.A. Ink has become a makeup tycoon – her cruelty free collection at Sephora has been increasing in popularity for eight years. Maybe the Kardashians are her business – and her butt- inspiration.

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STELLA MCCARTNEY FLAUNTS A KARDASHIAN INSPIRED FROCK

Judging by this photo, Stella McCartney has quite a sense of humor. She turned up at the London premier of Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie and is pictured here with Kate Moss. Stella’s dress has this enormous bump in the back – almost like a huge bustle, and we wonder what happens when she sits down! Will it be squashed? Is this a sly tribute to the giant backside movement started by the Kardashians?

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KIM KARDASHIAN AT BARNEYS: THE DOWNSIDE OF HAVING A BIG BACKSIDE

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Kim Kardashian looks irked leaving Barneys with a friend, because she couldn’t find anything in the store that would fit over her rear end. That’s the drawback of having a huge bottom – you can’t buy clothes off the rack. Especially at a high end store. We bet that salespeople are worried when Kim takes a pile of clothes into the dressing room because something might SPLIT! Kim has to settle for shopping for shoes and handbags…

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KHLOE AIMS TO BE THE KARDASHIAN BOMBSHELL

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Khloe has always felt like the least attractive Kardashian sister and now she’s determined to turn herself into a bombshell. Her competition is stiff because the other girls have all made names for themselves for various reasons. Khloe intends to stand out as the only blonde, so she bleached her hair and extensions. Her frequent trips to the gym only emphasize the fact that her bottom is getting bigger than Kim’s and her clothes tighter. Above, she’s at the airport and doesn’t seem at all fazed by a random hand on her butt. No feelings there?

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN: WHITE PANTS ARE NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND!

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Khloe Kardashian seems to be wearing white tuxedo pants with a satin stripe and a sheer blouse. A jacket might have disguised a multitude of sins. Her pants look tight enough to split any minute so a jacket would have been a safety factor also. White pants are a gamble on anyone over 120 pounds, but Khloe remains fearless. Her trips to the gym have not visibly reduced the size of her bottom. Come to think of it, if she had a normal size butt, she wouldn’t get half as much attention…

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