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KATY PERRY WANTS HER DISASTROUS MARRIAGE TO RUSSELL BRAND ERASED FROM HISTORY

NOW we know the reason why Katy Perry and her baby daddy Orlando Bloom aren’t married yet – she’s waiting for her first marriage to Russell Brand to be annulled so she can marry Orlando in a Catholic Church! Katy has been trying to annul her 14-month marriage to Russell ever since he asked for a divorce in December 2011, but the process can be long and arduous. Since Brand was accused of rape and sexual assault by four women, Katy is in a BIGGER hurry. According to my source, Katy is FINALLY close to getting the ill-fated marriage scrubbed from her record, and she will marry Orlando before the ink is dry on those annulment papers.

 

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KATY PERRY’S NIGHTMARE IS COMING TRUE

Katy Perry’s lips have been sealed since she divorced her 10 years older husband of 14 months, Russell Brand. She described their union as a colossal mistake, and hinted that she intended to keep the “real truth ” hidden. Russell Brand isn’t facing any criminal charges YET, despite being accused of sexual assault by a handful of women, (some while he was married) and Katy is praying he resolves his potential issues without going to court. Katy has already been told by legal counsel that she’s likely to be summoned to appear if a criminal case is filed, and the LAST thing she wants to do is testify. She does NOT want to get dragged into Russell’s troubles, but realizes she might NOT have a choice. Our source says that despite their messy split, Russell has let mutual pals know he may need to subpoena Katy to appear as a character witness and wants to do so before any potential prosecutor interviews her. Does he expect her to say good things about him and vouch for his character? This will be interesting…

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RUSSELL BRAND IS A DADDY WITH A MAN-BUN

Here’s a sight we never thought we’d see: Russell Brand carrying his own rosy-cheeked baby girl named Mabel. What would Katy Perry think? (Russell and Katy were married for two years before things fell apart.) Brand loves attention- he enjoyed his reputation as a “bad boy” thanks to his numerous drug related arrests and promiscuity. Now he considers himself a political activist, fixated on “wealth inequality.” He moved from LA back to the UK and married twelve-years-younger Scottish lifestyle blogger Laura Gallacher last year, and now he seems a bit less narcissistic. Lucky Mabel resembles her mom.

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RUSSELL BRAND GOT ANOTHER WOMAN TO MARRY HIM

Not only is Russell Brand in West Hollywood with an attractive woman, but it turns out he’s actually MARRIED! Remember the big hoopla when he married Katy Perry a few years ago? – that union only lasted 18 months. We don’t find him particularly appealing so we ARE a bit surprised to learn that he married Laura Gallacher (she’s in the restaurant business) last August and they have a one year old daughter Mabel. Brand claims he’s not the same corrupt slug he used to be – but time will tell.

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RUSSELL BRAND AND ONE OF HIS YOGA DOLLS


Russell Brand likes to hang out with ex-girlfriends – ex-wives, not so much.This weekend he and Isabella Brewster (yes, she’s Jordana Brewster’s sister) took a walk on Abbott Kinney Street in Venice. Isabella is a talent agent and she and Russell dated on and off during the past year or so. They met in a yoga class, where he seems to meet all his ladies.

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MILA KUNIS DIDN’T THINK RUSSELL BRAND WAS ALL THAT

Mila Kunis is our new hero. She turned DOWN Russell Brand when he made a pass at her while they were in Hawaii filming “Forgetting Sarah Marshall.” Apparently Brand is still in shock that beautiful Mila preferred to remain faithful to her then-boyfriend Macaulay Culkin than have a set-side fling with HIM! When Mac came to visit Mila on the set, Brand contemptuously said he “looked pale and scared of himself, like a shaved horse.” We applaud Mila for resisting the charms of womanizer Russell Brand.

SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE RUSSELL BRAND A MAKEOVER!

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The girl watching Russell Brand walk to his yoga class can barely contain her giggles. It’s 85 degrees in Los Angeles and Russell is wearing a leather coat over a sweater, wool hat, and yes again, LEG WARMERS with his flip flops. Katy Perry would scream! Apparently Russell is out to attract the lithe yoga girls and figures this outfit will make him look like an irresistible “sensitive yoga guy.”

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RUSSELL BRAND AND CHARLES MANSON HAVE A LOT IN COMMON

Katy Perry once compared her husband Russell Brand to the serial killer Charles Manson, so we’re not the only ones who see a resemblance. The beard and hair and crazy eyes make us think Russell might be preparing to play Manson in a movie. Somehow the whole meditation and yoga thing fits in with Manson too. And Brand does have a way of mesmerizing young women. Manson was recently denied parole for the twelfth time.

RUSSELL BRAND THE PICK-UP ARTIST STRIKES AGAIN

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Russell Brand, it seems, cannot get through a day without propositioning just about every single attractive woman he comes across. He must have dated half his yoga class already, meaning he’ll have to move on to another yoga studio. This cute ponytailed girl was minding her own business walking down the street when Russell stopped her and introduced himself. He chatted her up and before they went their separate ways, they had exchanged numbers. We can’t help but wonder if she’s attracted to him or just being polite. She seems so fresh and perky and he looks a bit debauched. Do you suppose she’s interested?
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