Wedding

OLIVIA WILDE AND JASON SUDEIKIS ARE PLANNING A KANSAS WEDDING!

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They’ve been dating for less than a year, but SNL and “Horrible Bosses” funnyman Jason Sudeikis, and “People Like Us” star Olivia Wilde both know they’re found the right one. They’re planning their wedding at the Eldridge Hotel in Lawrence, Kansas, close to where Jason grew up. Jason, 36, loves his home town – he attended Kansas University and besides being a huge Jayhawks fan, he has lots of friends there. In fact, he frequently incorporated references to Kansas in his SNL skits. No word on the menu yet – Olivia, 28, is a vegan.

“REAL HOUSEWIFE” BRANDI GLANVILLE IS THE LOONIEST OF THEM ALL

Oh boy- “Real Housewife” Brandi Glanville is even more of a loose cannon than we realized. After she had that not-quite-legal New Year’s Eve “marriage” to her best friend Darin Harvey, she posted this on her Facebook page. The plot thickens:

“There is a sad person who has a serious cocaine problem that use to be married to my BFF Darin Harvey. Her name is Michelle she is a hopeless individual that has tried to black mail me.She sold Star magazine untrue stories about me for 15gs to support her drug habit. She is attempting to ruin my life and my real friendships.She is writing hateful mean messages to my real friends that are untrue.I am not married to Darin legally he is my friend, I love him and his son Tanner and I always will!”

KIM KARDASHIAN: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO TO THE WEDDING GIFTS?

Whether Kim Kardashian will return her wedding gifts has become a burning issue in Hollywood. According to etiquette experts, the marriage was very short and the gifts should absolutely be returned, along with a personal note from the bride. Kim had registered for $172,000 worth of place settings, crystal etc. But we’re thinking that ever-practical Kris Jenner might have already returned the gifts to stores for cold hard cash! If that’s the case, Kim could always donate the value of each gift to charity and inform all the disgruntled guests who gave them. 400 wedding attendees will be waiting to see what happens. We wonder if the Vera Wang wedding dress will be auctioned off on eBay….

BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUMES: KELLY RIPA AND NICK LACHEY

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Our favorite Halloween costumes this year! Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey, her cohost on “Live with Regis and Kelly” could NOT have been more timely with their Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries wedding costumes. Kim filed for divorce today. Somehow, Nick managed to walk on stilts under his tuxedo.

KIM’S DIVORCE: THE KARDASHIANS CONTINUE TO THINK THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THEM

Kim Kardashian’s marriage was hijacked by her family. In other words, both Kim, 31, and her husband Kris Humphries, 26, chose their own families over each other. It was inevitable. The Kardashians did everything to alienate Kris’s family – they didn’t invite the Humphries partake in the wedding preparations – and they wanted to. The Kardashians continued to minimize the importance of Kris’s family when they were barely seen on camera at the wedding and no wedding transportation was planned for the groom’s family. They flew home to Minneapolis from the ten million dollar nuptials in economy class. Kim was horrified at the prospect of living in Kris’s home town of Minneapolis – even part time. After the wedding she continued to accept every paying offer to appear anywhere – with no regard for her husband. When he didn’t follow her around like a puppy dog, she pulled the plug. Soon she’ll be filming Tyler Perry’s movie “The Marriage Counselor” in Atlanta and she won’t look back.

KATE HUDSON HASN’T CHANGED HER MIND ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Kate Hudson, 32, got engaged to her boyfriend Matthew Bellamy, 32, in April and they planned to set a date after their baby was born. Their little boy Bingham was born in July, followed by dead silence about the wedding. Still no date has been mentioned causing people to wonder if they changed their minds. It looks like Kate IS planning a wedding later this year in the UK because she consulted designer Stella McCartney about a wedding dress. She wants a unique gown with a Bohemian feel, but it won’t be white – she definitely wants a color. Kate wants her second wedding to be different, but just as fabulous as her first.

EVEN SHANNEN DOHERTY’S LIFE HAS BECOME A REALITY SHOW

The Kardashians might have started an awful new trend – celebrity weddings filmed for reality shows. It makes you wonder if these people would even bother to get married if THEY had to pay for it. Shannen Doherty, 40, (the Lindsay Lohan of the early 90’s) and her photographer boyfriend Kurt Iswarienko, 37, just tied the knot in Malibu while cameras rolled for her “Shannen” show to debut in 2012. The show documents their romance, marriage and her current career. Naturally she’ll try to get pregnant right away to extend the series another season.

THE KARDASHIANS BELIEVE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THEM

Kim Kardashian and her family just don’t seem to care about making a good impression on her bridegroom Kris Humphries’ family. Not only was the Humphries family barely seen in the Kardashian wedding extravaganza show, but the Kardashians failed to arrange wedding transportation for the groom’s family. According to our pal and fellow gossip CJ at the Star Tribune, Kim was heard whining about Kris’s “hickish” Minnesota hometown and she snidely criticized the decor at Kris’s Minnetonka home – which HIS MOTHER had decorated. And Khloe, of all people, compared Kris to Frankenstein. Why the Kardashians have so little regard for the Humphries is not known, but it doesn’t bode well for this marriage – Kris is very close to his family.

ANOTHER REALITY SHOW WEDDING: GENE SIMMONS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR RATINGS

Is Gene Simmons trying to out-do the Kardashians in the fame-whore department? We can imagine how the self promoting rocker is envious or perhaps inspired by the Kardashian steamroller of financial success. THAT explains his sudden desire to get married on TV after a lifetime of being adamantly against the institution. Ratings competition changes everything. At the beginning of this season of “Family Jewels” Gene wanted us to believe he and Shannon Tweed were splitting up. Next he proposed on camera and set a wedding date – October 1 at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Are we running out of ideas? (Above, son Nick, 22, Gene, Shannon, and daughter Sophie, 19)

KRIS HUMPHRIES: YOU HAVE SEEN YOUR FUTURE

All Kris Humphries has to do is look at the People magazine cover photo of his wedding to Kim Kardashian in order to guess what his future will hold. He’s the disappearing man! Sure, you need a groom to rake in the bucks for an eight million dollar bling infested wedding, but in the end, he’s not really all that important – just an accessory. The Karashian steamroller of publicity will carry on and Kris will find himself shuttled into the background- sort of like his family who flew home from the wedding, economy class.