Cheaters

KAT VON D WISED UP ABOUT JESSE JAMES BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE

We had to laugh when we heard that Kat Von D has tweeted that she is “no longer with Jesse (James) and that’s ALL I’d like to share!” (Kat and Sandra Bullock’s cast-off Jesse James have been engaged since January.) Obviously she doesn’t want anybody asking questions about exactly WHAT split up the happy couple, but the clues are very evident. Jesse claims the distance between them was “just too much.” (He lives in Austin, Kat lives in LA.) Pardon us, but didn’t Jesse the cheater use that SAME EXCUSE when Sandra was on location working? Looks like Kat caught Jesse in the act of rebuilding his ego with another woman. Our verdict: Kat has dodged a bullet, and she’s starting to think that maybe Sandra was RIGHT.

JENNIFER LOPEZ SAID OF MARC ANTHONY: “BEST SEX I EVER HAD”

Are you thinking what we’re thinking? What’s the likeliest scenario that would cause Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony to end their marriage? Cheating – on his part. Apparently Jennifer chose to forget that when Marc was married to Dayanara Torres, he was cheating with J.Lo. Jennifer had gotten Ben Affleck’s stripper “hint’ and left him, and she confided to friends that Marc was “the best sex I ever had!” There’s no doubt that Marc has long been a ladies man and we just bet Jennifer caught him fooling around. Keep in mind Jen and Marc routinely record and perform together, are partners in several businesses together, and were planning to do a TV show together. It won’t be an easy split.

ANOTHER MISTRESS FOR DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN: DOESN’T FAZE HIS WIFE

Another unbelievable development in the Strauss-Kahn case. According to the New York Post, surveillance video at the Sofitel Hotel has revealed that the arrogant politician had a “married girlfriend” visit him in his room just HOURS before the alleged rape took place. The woman arrived at the hotel with Strauss-Kahn about 1:30 AM and left a few hours later. The next morning all hell broke loose with the maid. Strauss-Kahn’s doormat of a wife Anne Sinclair also knows about the French journalist who accused her husband of attempted rape, yet she mindlessly continues to support him! The maid incident just served to open the can of worms that is Strauss-Kahn’s sleazy sex life.

ARE YOU LISTENING KAT? JESSE SAYS 2010 WAS THE BEST YEAR OF HIS LIFE!

Yes that was QUITE a year! Jesse James was caught cheating in a massive way on his respectable and generous wife Sandra Bullock. We were all so happy, but a tad concerned, when Sandra chose to marry an “ordinary guy” – Jesse James built a successful business out of customizing motorcycles. The Princess chose to marry a commoner. His grammar wasn’t perfect, and he had a lot of tattoos, but she believed in him. So we did too. He turned out to be a despicable arrogant cad. Sandra was the best thing that ever happened to Jesse’s kids. Did he care what happened to THEM? Apparently Jesse’s new fiance Kat Von D is foolish enough to think she can change this lout.

BILLY RAY CYRUS IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT THE DIVORCE

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Don’t cry for Tish Cyrus.

We hear that Miley’s mom Tish Cyrus was not exactly blindsided by her husband Billy Ray filing for divorce. It’s news to us, but the situation has been developing in the family for awhile. In fact, we hear that Tish just may have been THE ONE with a wandering eye (and maybe more.) We calculate that Billy Ray is the sad one. (Days after the divorce hit the news. Tish and Miley and Noah had breakfast at Paty’s in Toluca Lake and they have smiley faces.)

KAT VON D: CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED ABOUT JESSE JAMES

Jesse James has been mouthing off that he cheated on Sandra Bullock because she was away making movies all the time. What’s a guy supposed to DO? Now that he’s dating Kat Von D, he’s presented with another dilemma. She lives and does her show “L.A. Ink” in Los Angeles, and he just moved to Austin, Texas! Evidently Kat will just have to factor in cheating as part of THEIR long distance relationship also.

GORDON RAMSAY’S WIFE COULD STAND THE HEAT

Gordon Ramsay’s family looks like the picture of happiness (above at the Teen Choice Awards) but it wasn’t too long ago that his pretty wife Tana found out he had been cheating with another woman for seven years. It was luridly publicized in the London papers and very embarrassing for all concerned. Somehow, the temperamental chef managed to keep his family together and one would never guess what they’ve been through. He must be doing something right.

THIS LAKER GIRL REJECTED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S ADVANCES

This dancer should be named “Woman of the Year.” WHY? Because she RESISTED Justin Timberlake’s charms, that’s why! Last week Justin was sitting in the front row at the Lakers game and he was ogling this college educated Laker girl. He asked around and found the woman in charge of the Laker girls and asked the woman to please get the girl’s phone number for him, begging “Put in a good word for me!” The woman informed the Laker girl about her famous admirer and the girl obviously knew Justin has a girlfriend (Jessica Biel) and she replied “No thanks- I don’t want to be another Bombshell McGee!” The woman reminded the dancer that Justin “isn’t married” but she wouldn’t budge. Unaccustomed to rejection, Justin later approached the Lakers PR person and asked for an introduction to the blonde dancer. Again, she flatly REFUSED to meet him! Don’t you LOVE a girl who has respect for other women? We do.

LARRY KING AND SHAWN: CHEAPER TO KEEP HER?

On Sunday, Larry King and his estranged wife Shawn were very chummy at yet another of their kids’ Little League games. Now that BOTH of them have had their dirty laundry aired in public, they seem to have calmed down. Cheating on both sides put them on equal footing and dissolved a lot of resentment. The fact that they have been equally maligned by the press may have drawn them together. At this point, friends won’t be surprised if they drop the idea of getting divorced. Why bother? Everything’s out in the open already.

ACCORDING TO HECTOR PENATE, LARRY AND SHAWN KING DESERVE EACH OTHER

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Larry King’s marriage story gets wilder and more embarrassing by the minute! Hector Penate, above, the actor and baseball coach who had a long affair with Shawn, brags that she lavished him a BMW, expensive gifts, and paid his rent while Larry was buying diamonds for Shawn’s sister Shannon! In 2008 when Hector indiscreetly confessed his affair to Shawn’s MOTHER, Shawn dumped him. After that, Hector confronted Larry at his CNN office, and spilled the beans about the affair and showed him text messages from Shawn as proof. Hector thinks Larry didn’t care because he was in love with Shawn’s sister Shannon. (Keep in mind The National Enquirer wrote about the Hector-Shawn affair in 2008.) Hector is now selling his story to all buyers and he’s still driving around in that BMW. Since Shawn and Larry now look equally unscrupulous, they might as well stay together.