Booze

ED SHEERAN: THOSE ENGLISH PEOPLE REALLY LIKE TO DRINK

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Red haired singer Ed Sheeran felt the love at the BRIT Awards and celebrated winning Album of the Year like there’s no tomorrow. He staggered out of the Warner’s after party in London and stumbled down the road in the rain, looking for his car. (HOPEFULLY, he had a driver.) He bumped his head when walked into a lamp post and grabbed a car to steady himself. When he couldn’t locate his car he was lead back to the party and into the safety of a taxi. Observers swear he was wearing a $250,000 watch – here’s hoping the watch made it home with him.

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ROBIN THICKE: NOW WE KNOW WHY PAULA DUMPED HIM

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Yesterday it became perfectly clear how Robin Thicke’s estranged wife Paula Patton could be completely immune to his heartfelt pleas for reconciliation. He literally BEGGED her to take him back at every opportunity he got. Yet she remained silent and unmoved. (She knew something we didn’t know – yet.) For awhile, people were rooting for him to win her over. “Give him another chance!” Her silence was deafening. Paula kept her distance. Robin went on to make a total fool of himself yesterday in a deposition, bragging about his consumption of liquor and Vicodin while he was putting together his misogynistic “Blurred Lines” album. He was accused of ripping off his favorite Marvin Gaye song, but credited the songwriting to Pharrell Williams, admitting he lied about co-writing the hit. Thicke has gone from hot superstud to LOSER of the year in record time. And Paula never said a word.

HOW LONG CAN KIEFER SUTHERLAND GO ON LIKE THIS?

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Kiefer Sutherland never ceases to amaze us. Two days ago he was partying very heavily at the UK hotspot Chiltern Firehouse (hopefully he kept his pants on) and at 4 AM he had to be helped out the back door by two security people. When the “24” actor was delivered to his hotel, he literally had to be carried inside. Keep in mind, this binge boozing has been going on for most of his adult life and Kiefer is now 47. How does his liver withstand all this? It is interesting to note that drinking rarely if ever affects his work – Kiefer shows up on time and prepared. He was photographed at the airport returning today and looks a bit worse for wear.

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REHABBED LINDSAY LOHAN IS SNEAKING DRINKS AT COACHELLA

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Yes, she gave in to temptation. Did Lindsay Lohan really think she could party at Coachella WITHOUT a drink? She already confessed to having a glass of wine on her docu-series, and she took it a step further with vodka this weekend. According to In Touch, Lindsay was at a Coachella party with her sister Ali and a couple of friends, sipping a clear liquid and chain smoking. One of the friends went to the bar and ordered four vodka and sodas and handed one to Lindsay. So much for promising NOT to fall off the wagon.

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MICHAEL LOHAN AND KATE MAJORS: LOCK ‘EM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

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Two years ago we were appalled at the news that Lindsay Lohan’s whacked out father Michael and his partner in substance abuse, Kate >Majors, were expecting a baby! Beating each other up, calling the cops, having seizures, and trips to rehab were their main source of entertainment. Michael can’t afford to support the kids he already has, and Kate’s only source of money is selling personal photos and stories to tabloids. These two losers now have a one year old son and they haven’t changed their revolting behavior. They just had yet another drag-out fight and cops were called. Michael claims Kate is too drunk to care for his child. This poor kid doesn’t stand a chance.

GERARD DEPARDIEU NO LONGER HAS THE OOH LA LA FACTOR

Former French ladies man Gerard Depardieu, 63, was arrested in Paris for falling off his scooter in a drunken stupor. We’ve always been a fan and it’s alarming how he seems to be neglecting his health. He was also arrested a few months ago for punching another driver after a scooter collision. Of course, last year he was nabbed on Air France for peeing in the aisle when he wasn’t allowed to use the bathroom during take-off. This former leading man has indulged himself into playing character roles.

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RUSSELL BRAND ORCHESTRATES A MINI-INTERVENTION FOR HOMELESS MAN

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Russell Brand noticed an apparently homeless and shirtless man in the alley behind his yoga class, and stopped to give him a bottle of water. He introduced himself to the guy who seemed to be high as a kite on SOMETHING and had been rolling around in a dirty parking space. They had a chat and Russell talked the man into putting his shirt on and accompanying him to an AA meeting. The guy got into Russell’s Range Rover and they drove off.

REFORMED BAD BOY COLIN FARRELL INDULGES IN YOGA

Now we KNOW he’s reformed. We remember a few years back when Colin Farrell, 36, would stay at the Chateau Marmont and walk to all the bars on Sunset for some heavy duty partying. The sexy Irish actor ended up with quite an assortment of short but spectacular flings with various women – including Britney Spears! In those days he was a BIG drinker and not that difficult to pick up, if you know what we mean. Of course, he had a few other bad habits too. Now he says he’s given up whiskey and cocaine and he’s taken up yoga. And he really enjoys it! As we said, now we KNOW he’s reformed.

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KELLY OSBOURNE IS QUICK TO DENY SHE HAS A PROBLEM

Kelly Osbourne spent the weekend in Chicago where her father Ozzy performed with Black Sabbath at the Lollopalooza music festival. She and her boyfriend Matthew Mosshart had a wild time at the party after and it was rumored that she needed three guys to help her out the door at the end of the evening. Kelly, who has checked into rehab a number of times, HATES it when she is accused of partying too much and lapsing back into drinking. She defends herself “If I want to have a drink, I’ll have a drink – I’m 27 years old!” A lousy excuse if we ever heard one.

IS BRIGITTE NIELSEN ANGLING FOR A FREE RIDE TO CELEBRITY REHAB?

Sylvester Stallone’s amazonian exwife Brigitte Nielsen, 49, is one of the queens of reality TV, and right now she’s between shows. She appeared on Dr Drew’s Celebrity Rehab in 2008 and walked out appearing sober. Besides the US, Brigitte has done many shows in Europe including “Dancing With the Stars,” most recently winning “I’m a Celebrity …Get Me Out Of Here!” in Germany in January. If her behavior in an LA park this week is any indication, she’s trying to get another rehab gig. The six foot Danish model was seen smoking and guzzling vodka out of a bottle, looking disoriented and staggering around a public park. No sign of her young Italian husband Mattie Dessi, with whom she was living in Palm Springs. Is this a ploy to land another Intervention or Rehab show? Or the real thing?