Ozzy Osbourne

FORGET GUNS, THE REAL REASON THE OSBOURNES ARE MOVING BACK HOME TO THE UK

We’ve been WAITING for the truth to come out about WHY the Osbournes are moving from LA back to the UK. At first, Ozzy claimed they were moving because California’s taxes were too high. After some coaching from Sharon, he decided the family was leaving because of “gun violence” in the USA. The TRUTH is, Sharon has been miffed since she was fired from The Talk after an investigation about her racist and homophobic language. Nobody would hire her. She LIKES being on TV a LOT, and made a deal with the BBC to film another Osbourne reality show back home in the UK – similar the successful show they had here in the early 2000’s. Ozzy is going along for the ride – filming of their moving preparations is already in the works. It might be hard on Ozzy, considering his health problems, but Sharon GOT what she wanted!

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SHARON OSBOURNE HAS SHOPPING EUPHORIA AT BARNEYS

No wonder Sharon Osbourne looks happy – she just cleaned out our favorite store in Beverly Hills – Barneys New York. Most people think long and hard before investing in Barney’s pricey stuff, but Sharon just says “Wrap it up!” Ozzy used to gripe about her free spending but since she started making lots of her own money, he doesn’t complain. In fact he jokes that “My wife is the patron saint of shopping – she deserves a statue on Rodeo Drive.” Above, Sharon bought so much at Barneys she needed help getting all the shopping bags into her car.

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BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR OZZY’S MISTRESS

Our favorite spy tells us that the hair colorist that Ozzy Osbourne has been supposedly “supporting,” Michelle Pugh, has been avoiding calls from both Sharon Osbourne (who found her through Ozzy’s emails) and Kelly Osbourne. (We would too!) They called the shop where she works many times before the story leaked out, but were told she had been “fired.” Actually, Ozzy’s mistress is still coloring her regular customers hair at the Meche salon in Beverly Hills – but she is now undercover. Maybe wearing a brown wig and glasses…Certainly she is no longer there to any female callers with English accents!

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SHARON OSBOURNE TURNED BACK THE CLOCK

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Sharon Osbourne is NOT going to be happy when she sees THIS! This sweet picture of young Sharon and Ozzy was taken “sometime in the 90’s,” according to our friends at The WOW Report. Clearly, it is before Sharon and Ozzy perfected their glossy TV style and moved to Beverly Hills. Odd- there’s not a single dog in sight. On the upside, Sharon looked older than Ozzy back then and she looks younger than him now!

KELLY OSBOURNE IS QUICK TO DENY SHE HAS A PROBLEM

Kelly Osbourne spent the weekend in Chicago where her father Ozzy performed with Black Sabbath at the Lollopalooza music festival. She and her boyfriend Matthew Mosshart had a wild time at the party after and it was rumored that she needed three guys to help her out the door at the end of the evening. Kelly, who has checked into rehab a number of times, HATES it when she is accused of partying too much and lapsing back into drinking. She defends herself “If I want to have a drink, I’ll have a drink – I’m 27 years old!” A lousy excuse if we ever heard one.

FATHER – TO – BE JACK OSBOURNE IS RUSHING INTO ADULTHOOD

No WONDER Jack Osbourne, 25, suddenly became engaged two weeks ago – out of the blue! It turns out, his fiancee, model Lisa Stelly, is expecting his baby! Jack’s dad Ozzy is still in shock from the news that Jack revealed on Piers Morgan Tonight. Jack has mostly made a living appearing on reality shows in the US and the UK, but he says HIS baby will NOT be on a reality show. He’s both “excited and nervous” about becoming a father. We bet he’s also thrilled about having a model fiancee…

THE IVY CHOKES ON A GLUT OF CELEBRITIES

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On Sunday The Ivy was packed with celebrities yearning for publicity and attention. They all sat outside (at separate tables) as close to the paparazzi as possible and ironically they all walked out at once. Imagine the chaos as celebrities collided with valet parking attendants, pedestrians, fans and photographers in front of the restaurant! Camera loving Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne, Mel B and her questionable husband Stephen Belafonte, and the ubiquitous Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt all posed together as if they were old friends. Ozzy looks slimmer, and Heidi made sure her Chanel gloves and Hermes bag were prominently featured.