Heidi Montag

HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE TRYING TO MAKE A COMEBACK. DO YOU WANT THEM BACK?

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How the mighty have fallen. Perhaps you remember that annoying couple Spencer and Heidi from a few years ago? They did almost ANYTHING to get publicity for themselves and called photographers every time they left the house. In 2010, Heidi’s mother Darlene paid the pair a surprise visit and she got into a big argument with Heidi – her mother never liked Spencer and she was upset over Heidi’s extensive plastic surgery. Darlene refused to leave and the squabble got SO heated that Spencer called police to escort the mother out of the house. Heidi and her mother didn’t speak again until recently. Spencer immediately started trying to sell photos of Heidi and her mom reunited along with the story that their feud is over. He was shocked to learn that no one seems to CARE any more and readers aren’t interested! These two might actually have to go out and get JOBS!

HEIDI MONTAG WON’T LET HER PLASTIC SURGEON DR FRANK RYAN REST IN PEACE

Badmouthing her deceased plastic surgeon Dr Frank Ryan is not enough for Heidi Montag. Now she’s planning to sue his estate for “negligence.” Exactly what kind of deal Ryan made with Heidi for her procedures and resulting mutual publicity is not known. When Ryan was alive, she loved and defended his work, but when he died something changed, along with her mood. Suddenly she was VERY unhappy with her looks. Ryan’s family won’t be happy to hear that she probably has a good case against him.

HEIDI MONTAG IS RUINING DECEASED DR FRANK RYAN’S REPUTATION AND COULDN’T CARE LESS

Heidi Montag is doing her best to destroy the reputation of the plastic surgeon who gave her a make-over and he can’t protest because he’s dead. Dr Frank Ryan died in August in an auto accident at the age of 50. Montag apparently regrets the ten procedures she talked the surgeon into giving her, and she’s showing everyone the scars and bumps. Certainly Heidi had some sort of arrangement with Ryan in which she would get him lots of publicity in exchange for a good deal on the surgery. In fact, he might have done the work for free. At first, she LOVED her new look and couldn’t stop talking about it. Now that Ryan is gone, Heidi is getting herself MORE publicity by complaining about the results and Frank Ryan’s friends are furious. Currently, Heidi is considering having her implants made smaller, and we wonder what doctor would be foolish enough to take her on.

SNOOKI’S EXBOYFRIEND EMILIO HAS THE LAST LAUGH

“Jersey Shore’s” Snooki’s worst nightmare is coming true! She dumped her boyfriend of three months, Emilio Masella, after accusing him of using her to become famous. RadarOnline is reporting that Emilio is now the star of his own dating show “Fist Pumping For Love” and it’s being produced by Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Snooki will really be aggravated when she learns that Emilio ‘s show might one- up hers by ending up on a major network. They started taping last week and Emilio has been bombarded by pretty women, but he says he’s “holding out for a 12 – not a 10.”

WILL THIS PHOTO COST THE REPUBLICANS THE ELECTION?

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The fact that publicity starved TV couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are endorsing the McCain- Palin ticket (and promoting themselves) is enough to provide Obama a landslide victory. THAT’S how much this pair seems to be disliked. Their fake photo sessions and fake smiles are not winning many fans. Some insiders are calling them has-beens. Note the six-pack, shotgun, and Palin T shirts, and try not to gag.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? NO FAKE SMILES!

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Why does Hollywood’s most overexposed couple look so GLUM in this photo? Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt did some actual shopping in Gelson’s in Pacific Palisades – without benefit of hair and makeup and stylists like their set-up photo ops. There was no cutesy pie smooching or whispering or giggling – they walked around the store like robots who barely knew each other. When they noticed a freelance paparazzi shooting them – and is WASN’T their personal photog- they were NOT happy. They had the manager help them out to their car and not-so-chivalrous Spencer let Heidi push the cart. They were both annoyed because they won’t get paid for THIS set of photos. That’s why we posted this!

THE IVY CHOKES ON A GLUT OF CELEBRITIES

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On Sunday The Ivy was packed with celebrities yearning for publicity and attention. They all sat outside (at separate tables) as close to the paparazzi as possible and ironically they all walked out at once. Imagine the chaos as celebrities collided with valet parking attendants, pedestrians, fans and photographers in front of the restaurant! Camera loving Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne, Mel B and her questionable husband Stephen Belafonte, and the ubiquitous Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt all posed together as if they were old friends. Ozzy looks slimmer, and Heidi made sure her Chanel gloves and Hermes bag were prominently featured.

WHILE THE REST OF US GAG, HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK

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These incredibly corny photo set-ups that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag arrange, continue to be a significant source of income. SOMEBODY is actually buying them! On Valentines day they “shared” their tender moments when Spencer gave Heidi a pair of platform shoes as a gift (?) and they smooched on a yacht. Seriously, these arranged photo-ops pull in an average of $10,000 a week for the couple to split! (Spencer used to take ALL the money until Heidi found out they were getting paid.) Nauseating, isn’t it?

HEIDI MONTAG CATCHES SPENCER PRATT RED-HANDED

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Trouble in paradise for The Hills’ Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. She just found out that her boyfriend Spencer ‘s been pocketing a lot of money – at HER expense. Heidi has been aware that for the last six months Spencer’s been tipping off paparazzi when they’re going someplace special. She figured it was good PR for their TV show. But recently she inadvertently learned that Spencer has been splitting the profits with the photographers. When the exclusive pictures sell, HE gets half the money. He’s probably made close to $100,000 from one Hollywood photo agency and he never gave Heidi a dime! She’s NOT happy.