Snooki just walked out of a filming of Watch What Happens Live with her crew promoting their Jersey Shore Reunion, and she looks a whole lot more voluptuous! Remember, she DID confess to getting breast implants in 2020 (how could she DENY it!) to boost her “confidence.” Snooki called it a “mommie makeover” and said she “wanted to feel pretty” after having kids. But THIS is a bit MUCH…
Jersey Shore alum Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi (she’s already getting posh) debuted her new fashion collection at the Las Vegas Convention Center. It’s very affordable – most garments cost between $10 and $65, and are offered in sizes Small to 3XL. But there’s nothing specifically for short people – she’s only 4’10.” She offers a special combo celebrating her past: tanning spray and sunglasses for $41. Somehow it’s difficult to picture her as a fashion icon. Her big fake teeth still bother us.
While Snooki is in the city organizing her Great Gatsby themed wedding (happening in October after her second baby is born) her fiancée Jionni LaValle is showing his mini-me (their little boy Lorenzo) how to wash the car. Presumably the Gatsby wedding will be prominently featured on Snooki’s reality show “Snooki and Jwoww.”
Some [people will do ANYTHING to extend their fifteen minutes of fame – and that includes getting pregnant. Expecting a baby is one of the best ways to insure that your reality show will continue because viewers love it. (The Housewives have done it!) Snooki and Jenni JWoww Farley have been on thin ice with their new MTV reality series – it never caught on like Jersey Shore. After Snooki’s baby was born there was a slump. So now BOTH girls are pregnant (and unmarried) and although Jenni’s baby is due in July, they are experiencing pregnancy together. With TWO babies expected- the paychecks will continue coming. Smart move?
(Above, JWoww, Snooki, and her first baby Lorenzo)
Snooki and her fiancé Jionni LaValle took their son Lorenzo, 1, to the New York zoo to look at some animals. For some reason the Jersey Shore couple looks really good, but extremely short in this photo. Snooki is 4’8” and Jionni is around 5’3” so they are a good match. But will Lorenzo be tiny too?
Jersey Shore seems like it’s in the distant past so we were surprised to see that Snooki and JWoww are filming another season of their own reality show. But now that the girls both have boyfriends and Snooki has a baby, they can’t be roommates, and the whole premise has changed. They are no longer best friends out on the town looking for love. Those wild single days are history. To make the show more interesting, their dogs have been given a more prominent role.
Snooki and her teeth hosted the Bridezilla Wedding Cake Eating Contest in Madison Square Garden. Ten local brides-to-be are given individual cakes and the one who eats the most in five minutes wins $10,000. Snooki’s post Jersey Shore career continues to flourish, but we liked her better with her real teeth and hair
Jersey Shore’s Snooki must be feeling sentimental these days because she’s been posting vintage photos of herself. The most recent is this picture of Snooki at her Junior Prom.
This is her caption:
“Here I am at my Junior prom! I went with one of my best guy friends! Best Prom Ever! My dress was so from JC Penny! No Shame. Such a bargain shopper.”
We like her smile BEFORE she got those new Hollywood teeth. She was undeniably cute in high school, but her compulsive tanning was already out of control.
Photo via: Hollyscoop
Snooki has come a long way since “Jersey Shore” debuted and she became an overnight sensation six years ago. Along with fame she earned plenty of money and we don’t think it’s done her a lot of good. She lost her fresh young look and given herself a makeover: now she has incredibly fake looking teeth (where did she get that dentist?) and stripper eyelashes. Can inflated lips be far behind?
So far, Snoop Dogg’s (or is it Lion?) ad for Paramount Farms pistachios has been the most controversial and successful. Censors were so outraged by his drug-implied ad (he pours pistachios out of a pill bottle and calls it “habitual”) that it was banned by the networks. Snoop’s “Get crackin”” ad is limited to cable and online. Being banned is probably the best thing that could happen – his ads are more successful than the ones done by Snooki, The Village People, and Homer Simpson for the same pistachio campaign.