Makeover

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE AIMS TO PLEASE

Our DC source occasionally drops some political gossip and we found this one too juicy not to share. Right-wing fanatic and die-hard Donald Trump supporter, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is giving herself a MAKEOVER in hopes of being selected as Trump’s running mate if he secures the Republican nomination and isn’t in prison. Donald’s known for being misogynistic, and calculating Marjorie figured she was too fat and frumpy for him to seriously consider her to be vice president. She’s on a diet and already lost 10 pounds, and has hired a professional stylist to update her hair, makeup and wardrobe. She’s also had her teeth whitened and some minor cosmetic procedures. Our source blabs that Marj is even looking into scheduling plastic surgery during a congressional recess, hoping to reshape her nose and soften her features.

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By Janet / August 21, 2023

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Abuse Chubby Ego Emotional Abuser Jonah Hill Makeover Superbad

JONAH HILL: HIS MAKEOVER GAVE HIM AN EGO BOOST

Dane Cook posted this photo on Instagram with CAPTION THIS. It’s a still from 2007’s Superbad featuring accused “emotional abuser” Jonah Hill as a nerdy high school kid desperate for female company. Jonah was a totally different person back then- he was the chubby funny, guy with the curly hair who couldn’t get a girlfriend. For the past few years, Jonah has been giving himself a TOTAL makeover. He moved to the beach, learned to surf and started doing it every day. He lost weight, cultivated a tan, and his hair turned blonde! We’re thinking the thinner and better looking he got, the more powerful he felt. The surfer girl he dumped for his baby-mama posted texts Jonah sent -indicating he attempted to control her behavior. The new improved Jonah figured he could get away with that stuff!

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By Janet / July 11, 2023

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Chris Pine Makeover Milan Zegna

CHRIS PINE HAD A MAKEOVER

Chris Pine turned up at the ZEGNA luxury menswear show in Milan along with Andrew Garfield and several handsome Italian actors -they were outside the location before the show started, posing for photos. Looks like Zegna offered them a deal they couldn’t refuse and they became walking ads for the label. It’s apparent that Chris had a total makeover because he never looked more refined. He is usually seen dashing around Los Feliz wearing baggy shorts or sweats with Birkenstocks, going to and from yoga classes, etc. Zegna not only dressed him but they blew out his hair and trimmed his usually scraggly beard. Those mint green linen pleated pants with the tan t-shirt make him look VERY Italian. Apparently the brown leather loafers hurt so he took them off. Watch for Chris’s next film Poolman – he not only co-wrote it, he produced, directed, and stars in it!

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By Janet / June 20, 2023

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Cannes Film Festival Johnny Depp Make up Makeover

JOHNNY DEPP: TAKING A GROOMING TIP FROM DONALD TRUMP?

When we saw this photo of Johnny Depp at the Cannes premier of his movie Jeanne du Barry, we immediately wondered if he had started using the same Clinique for Men bronzer that Donald Trump uses . Depp usually looks rock n’ roll pasty and considerably rougher when playing with his band. Today we learned from Page 6 that since he represents Dior fragrance, the company sent an expensive crew of beauticians to give him a total makeover at the hotel before he hit the red carpet. They worked on his hair, his face, and dressed him up head to toe in custom made Dior finery. Some people have all the luck…

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By Janet / May 23, 2023

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Billie Eilish Blonde Hair! Makeover

BILLIE EILISH: MAKEOVER OF THE MONTH

We didn’t even RECOGNIZE Billie Eilish at first glance. Suddenly she’s a platinum blonde glamour doll! Billie has always been insecure about her looks – she wears loose fitting but stylish clothing to completely disguise her body, explaining “I’ve never felt comfortable in small clothes.” A few years ago a guy on Twitter said that she had a “mom bod” and she was crushed. Comments like that keep her covered up. She is musically powerful, but looks-wise she lacks confidence. With all those crazy hair colors – who knew she was a natural blonde? Her new color is far from natural, but it’s nice to see her asserting herself and looking attractive. Who knows? With a a little more encouragement, “small clothing” might be next…

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By Janet / March 23, 2021

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Harper's Bazaar Madonna Makeover Maluma

MALUMA GOT AN AWFUL MAKEOVER THANKS TO HARPER’S BAZAAR

The first time we saw Colombian singer Maluma, 25, was in May at the Billboard Awards when he performed with Madonna. She toyed with him while they sang Medellin from her Madame X album. He was undeniably hot and we could easily see why Madonna “discovered” him. Today we got the new Harper’s Bazaar magazine and here was Maluma looking like a whole new person! Suddenly he didn’t seem so sexy – was it the blonde hair and black beard? The jewelry? The saddlebag and pants? Harper’s Bazaar made him a lot less appealing…

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By Janet / November 18, 2019

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Big Little Lies Makeover Shailene Woodley

INTRODUCING: A WHOLE NEW SHAILENE WOODLEY!

Wow – Shailene Woodley, 27, is smokin’ HOT at the New York premier of Big Little Lies. We are accustomed to seeing Shailene playing really sweet and fresh-faced good girls in films like Divergent and The Fault in our Stars. Suddenly she has longer hair, come-hither makeup and a very sexy see-through dress. Good girl no more…

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By Janet / May 29, 2019

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Johnny Depp Makeover Murder on the Orient Express

JOHNNY DEPP’S POST-AMBER MAKEOVER

Believe it or not, Johnny Depp showed up at the London premier of Murder on the Orient Express without an accessory in sight! Not a hint of rock n roll or pirate. Actually he looks a lot like his character in the movie – a 1920’s gangster. The night before the premier he visited the legendary – and quite kinky – Box nightclub, clad in an equally out of character pin stripe suit and black and white shoes.

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By Janet / November 2, 2017

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Makeover Mother New Girl Zooey Deschanel

ZOOEY DESCHANEL: SHE’S LOOKS LESS LIKE A “NEW GIRL” – AND MORE LIKE A “NEW WOMAN!”

When we think of Zooey Deschanel we always think of that pert brunette with the bangs and blue, blue eyes. She GREW UP overnight! Of course, she’s a wife now with a baby daughter (Elsie Otter) born in July. Gone are the bangs and babydoll dresses. Zooey is dressed up like a New York matron in a furry jacket, Chanel bag on her arm, and a sensible hairdo. Is this what becoming a mom does to you?

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By Janet / October 21, 2015

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Blonde Butts Khloe Kardashian Makeover

KHLOE AIMS TO BE THE KARDASHIAN BOMBSHELL

Khloe has always felt like the least attractive Kardashian sister and now she’s determined to turn herself into a bombshell. Her competition is stiff because the other girls have all made names for themselves for various reasons. Khloe intends to stand out as the only blonde, so she bleached her hair and extensions. Her frequent trips to the gym only emphasize the fact that her bottom is getting bigger than Kim’s and her clothes tighter. Above, she’s at the airport and doesn’t seem at all fazed by a random hand on her butt. No feelings there?

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By Janet / May 31, 2015

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