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MICHAEL LOHAN AND KATE MAJORS: LOCK ‘EM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

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Two years ago we were appalled at the news that Lindsay Lohan’s whacked out father Michael and his partner in substance abuse, Kate >Majors, were expecting a baby! Beating each other up, calling the cops, having seizures, and trips to rehab were their main source of entertainment. Michael can’t afford to support the kids he already has, and Kate’s only source of money is selling personal photos and stories to tabloids. These two losers now have a one year old son and they haven’t changed their revolting behavior. They just had yet another drag-out fight and cops were called. Michael claims Kate is too drunk to care for his child. This poor kid doesn’t stand a chance.

LINDSAY LOHAN FACES A DYSFUNCTIONAL CHRISTMAS

Be grateful that you’re not planning to spend Christmas with Lindsay Lohan’s family. Her father Michael is riled up over his ex-wife Dina’s tell all book but he’s willing to call a truce because he’s planning to come back to New York for Christmas. He claims he’s trying to get the whole family back together for a big happy Christmas like the old days. But he’s bringing along his baby mama Kate Major, a former tabloid reporter with substance abuse problem like his own. Dina wants nothing to do with Kate and banned them all from her house. No peace for the Lohans. (Above, Lindsay is partying in Miami Beach at Art Basel with her brother Michael. Do they know what’s ahead?)

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PREGNANT KATE MAJORS AND MICHAEL LOHAN: A MATCH MADE IN HELL

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Most disturbing news of the day is the fact that Lindsay Lohan’s whacked out substance abusing father Michael has impregnated his equally hopped up girlfriend/sparring partner Kate Majors. When they’re not beating each other up and calling the cops, they’re having seizures and checking in and out of rehab. Both have long rap sheets. Kate has been arrested several times for disorderly intoxication and had a restraining order against Michael when he got her pregnant. Kate, who was fired from Star magazine for taking up with Jon Gosselin, has no visible means of support except selling personal photos and info to tabloids. Michael is a deadbeat dad who can’t support his other kids. Maybe Kate figures she can sell stories about her BABY. It’s a revolting situation because they’re both hopelessly unfit to be parents.