Vogue

VOGUE HAS NO DAMN REASON TO APOLOGIZE FOR THIS PHOTO!

In fact, Vogue should DEFEND this photo of Kendall Jenner to the ends of the earth! Since WHEN is a white model not allowed to have curly hair? Exactly WHO is accusing the magazine of “cultural appropriation” – which in itself is an ABSURD notion. Everyone knows that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and being inspired by other cultures BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER. These online trolls look for something to complain about, love to stir up trouble just for fun, and should be IGNORED! Vogue – stand up for yourself – you did NOTHING wrong, and shame, shame, shame on the press for making this an issue and giving those ethically challenged trolls publicity!

PS Lets drop “cultural appropriation” from our vocabulary immediately! Cultural exchange is a GOOD thing.

ANNA WINTOUR HAS HELMET HAIR!

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Anna Wintour, the editor of Vogue, was the most feared woman in the fashion business BEFORE “The Devil Wears Prada” was released. Since then, people are even more terrified of her – especially young, up-and-coming designers hoping for recognition. Anna is known as a perfectionist and everyone around her expects her to find fault with his or her appearance. Maybe her desire for perfection is the reason she is such a big fan of photoshopping. Today a gust of wind came along in Manhattan and caught Anna’s hair in a moment of imperfection. Instead of blowing around her face in silken strands like her cover girls, Anna’s hair took on the unfortunate shape of a mushroom – or a wig. See, nobody’s perfect. Her dress is cute, though.

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CANDICE BERGEN AND HER DAUGHTER CHLOE MALLE

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Murphy Brown star Candice Bergen had lunch with her daughter Chloe Malle in NYC today. Chloe, 29, attended Brown University and now has the delicious job of Social Editor at Vogue Magazine – which means she goes to parties for a living. She’s also engaged to financial analyist Graham Albert and planning a summer wedding, so that’s probably what she and her mom are talking about.

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ANDRE LEON TALLEY: EVERYONE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE KIM AND KANYE!

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You can’t imagine our dismay when we heard that Vogue contributor Andre Leon Talley declared that Kim and Kanye are the “first family of fashion!” He raved about their fame in a magazine interview and compared their notoriety to Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. Andre watched the press make a big fuss over them at Paris Fashion Week and he ADMIRES their style! He is convinced that the Wests, along with baby North are the most influential celebrities when it comes to fashion. Horrors! Two things to keep in mind: Andre is inclined to wear CAPES, and Anna Wintour has yet to comment.

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HEY RIHANNA, WHAT HAPPENED TO DRAKE?

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No complaints about Rihanna appearing on a Vogue cover – in two dazzling versions! But what WE want to know is: What’s going on with Drake? For awhile it looked like Rihanna and Drake were evolving into a bigtime romance. They spent quality time together in Europe but haven’t been seen together lately. We do think Drake would be an ideal partner for Rihanna – he’s got talent, looks, brains, and better manners than most of the guys she sees.
Photos: Mariano Vivanco for Vogue Brazil May 2014

INTRODUCING KIM KARDASHIAN: VOGUE’S FIRST X-RATED SEX VIDEO COVER GIRL!

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The only reason we liked Anna Wintour was because she refused to put reality star Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue. Now we have NO reason to like her because she broke down and put Kanye and Kim on the cover! WHAT HAPPENED? What kind of unholy deal was made between this unlikable couple and editor Wintour to make her do this? To our knowledge, Vogue has never had an x-rated sex video star on the cover! They were photographed by Annie Leibovitz! Will we EVER know what Kanye did to make this happen? We are disillusioned.

DID LENA DUNHAM SELL HER SOUL TO VOGUE?

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Lena Dunham considers herself a feminist and her accomplishments in creative writing and production are a credit to her sex. Plus she’s not ashamed to take off her clothes on TV and show off her very average body. That alone made women everywhere feel better about themselves. Of course, getting an invitation to appear on the cover of Vogue from Anna Wintour herself, must have been an exhilarating moment for Lena. But in her excitement did she forget all her principles? Lena’s Vogue photos are FAR from natural and liberally photoshopped, something that would have offended Lena at one time. It would have been a miracle of feminism to have an UNRETOUCHED woman on a Vogue cover and Lena lost that chance. If you haven’t seen her retouched pix, click HERE

KIM KARDASHIAN GOT THE BRUSH-OFF FROM ANNA WINTOUR AGAIN!

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Another major SLAP in the face for Kim Kardashian, from one of the people she admires most: Vogue editor Anna Wintour. Kim has long been yearning to get into Vogue’s good graces – and on their cover. But editor Anna didn’t even want Kim to attend the magazine’s Met Ball until Kanye West twisted her arm. Unfortunately, when Kim did attend the ball in May she wore this upholstery print monstrosity of a dress! No covers for HER. But Anna DID just arrange to have “Girls” creator Lena Dunham (who’s far from glamorous, but legitimately accomplished) appear on the much-coveted cover. Yes, Lena trumped the fabulous Kim Kardashian!

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KANYE WEST REALLY WANTS TO BE PERCEIVED AS AN INTELLECTUAL

Kanye West is entitled to his opinion that Kim Kardashian should be on the cover of Vogue. He told Ryan Seacrest that she’s the “most intriguing woman right now.” He went on to say that reality stars are overlooked by mainstream fashion magazines but “we’re collectively the most influential with clothing. No one is looking at what Barack Obama is wearing, and Michelle Obama cannot instagram a bikini pic like what my girl instagrammed the other day.” Yes. He said THAT. Kanye, who continues to embarrass himself verbally, once explained his dropping out of school with “Some career goals don’t require college,” but every time he opens his mouth he proves otherwise.

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ANNA WINTOUR EYES HARPER BECKHAM AS A FUTURE COVER GIRL

Anna Wintour might not be interested in having Miley Cyrus as a cover girl, but she certainly has her eye on Harper Beckham – perhaps as a cover girl in a few years! They just happened to sit next to each other at Victoria Beckham’s Fashion Week runway show and Anna was so enchanted she cracked a rare smile. The well dressed 2 year old sat patiently on her father’s lap and behaved throughout the event. Harper probably DOES have a future in the magazine. Vogue posted the photo on Instagram.