Anna Wintour

CELEBRITIES ARE COMPETING FOR TOP SPOTS AT THE MET GALA

The 2024 Met Ball celebrity hosts haven’t been announced and it’s already turned into a NIGHTMARE for the powers-that-be at Vogue. According to a magazine source, the top A-list celebrities are all jockeying to have the coveted last arrival time. As our source explains, aside from being asked to co-host, the other most prestigious honor is to be given the latest arrival time. Everyone from Lady Gaga to Beyoncé want to be the LAST to walk on the red carpet. (less crowded, more attention!) Some celebs are even threatening to boycott unless they’re given that final slot! While it hasn’t been confirmed yet, our source whispers that Anna Wintour is sensibly leaning toward giving Taylor Swift the honor of either co-hosting or arriving last.

 

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HERE’S A THREESOME: DIANE KEATON, CARDI B, AND ANNA WINTOUR!

We would LOVE to eavesdrop on the conversation between these three people thrown together in the front row at the Thom Browne Couture show at Paris Fashion Week. Diane Keaton and Cardi B are dressed head to toe BY Thom Browne for the big event, but it looks like Vogue editor Anna Wintour is not. We’re guessing Thom Browne had to custom make Cardi’s suit because his designs do NOT have room for bottoms her size. Looks like Cardi is chatting and being her frivolous self and Diane appears to be quite amused, but Anna looks like she’d rather be somewhere else…

 

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ANNA WINTOUR AND CARDI B: LANGUAGE BARRIER AT CHANEL SHOW?

Anna Wintour has learned that in her line of work, it’s better not to criticize ANYONE because you never know who you’ll end up sitting next to at a Chanel show. Actually, Anna LIKES Cardi B’s style – she was quite impressed by Cardi’s extravagant Thom Browne gown at the Met Gala this year. However, we would give anything to be a fly on the wall and eavesdrop on Vogue editor Anna and Cardi’s conversation – they ARE sitting quite close together, although they arrived separately. The body language indicates discomfort, however. Anna was born in the UK and Cardi WAS born in Manhattan, although she has the thickest (gangsta?) accent we’ve ever heard. Can Anna understand a word that Cardi says? Does she want to?

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VOGUE’S ANNA WINTOUR PULLED A FAST ONE AT THE MET GALA

For some inexplicable reason Anna Wintour wants us to think she has taken pity on Harvey Weinstein’s estranged wife Georgina Chapman and her fashion company Marchesa. Whatever her motivation, Wintour managed to land Chapman’s first interview since the Weinstein scandal changed Hollywood. And that IS a scoop – EXCEPT it featured Chapman in an absurdly (“poor little me!”) sympathetic light with not ONE word of “How could you NOT have known what he was up to?” Not even “Exactly WHAT attracted you to this man you married?” In exchange for the self-serving interview, Wintour coaxed Scarlett Johansson into wearing a Marchesa gown to the Gala. So THAT’s why Scarlett was the first actress to be caught dead in a Marchesa dress! Sorry Scarlett, that was NOT okay and we are deeply disappointed in you…

Above, Scarlett and her date Colin Jost

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QUEEN ELIZABETH AND ANNA WINTOUR AGREE ON ONE THING

Here’s someone we never thought we’d see sitting in the front row at London Fashion Week! Queen Elizabeth got all dolled up for her foray into the fashion world. Actually she made a speech about the importance of new young designer talent and the economy. We can only IMAGINE the competition to sit next to the Queen. Anna Wintour may have pulled some strings. We wonder what they talked about…they have something in common – they both found a hairstyle they like and stick to it!

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ANNA WINTOUR HAS HELMET HAIR!

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Anna Wintour, the editor of Vogue, was the most feared woman in the fashion business BEFORE “The Devil Wears Prada” was released. Since then, people are even more terrified of her – especially young, up-and-coming designers hoping for recognition. Anna is known as a perfectionist and everyone around her expects her to find fault with his or her appearance. Maybe her desire for perfection is the reason she is such a big fan of photoshopping. Today a gust of wind came along in Manhattan and caught Anna’s hair in a moment of imperfection. Instead of blowing around her face in silken strands like her cover girls, Anna’s hair took on the unfortunate shape of a mushroom – or a wig. See, nobody’s perfect. Her dress is cute, though.

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INTRODUCING KIM KARDASHIAN: VOGUE’S FIRST X-RATED SEX VIDEO COVER GIRL!

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The only reason we liked Anna Wintour was because she refused to put reality star Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue. Now we have NO reason to like her because she broke down and put Kanye and Kim on the cover! WHAT HAPPENED? What kind of unholy deal was made between this unlikable couple and editor Wintour to make her do this? To our knowledge, Vogue has never had an x-rated sex video star on the cover! They were photographed by Annie Leibovitz! Will we EVER know what Kanye did to make this happen? We are disillusioned.

DID LENA DUNHAM SELL HER SOUL TO VOGUE?

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Lena Dunham considers herself a feminist and her accomplishments in creative writing and production are a credit to her sex. Plus she’s not ashamed to take off her clothes on TV and show off her very average body. That alone made women everywhere feel better about themselves. Of course, getting an invitation to appear on the cover of Vogue from Anna Wintour herself, must have been an exhilarating moment for Lena. But in her excitement did she forget all her principles? Lena’s Vogue photos are FAR from natural and liberally photoshopped, something that would have offended Lena at one time. It would have been a miracle of feminism to have an UNRETOUCHED woman on a Vogue cover and Lena lost that chance. If you haven’t seen her retouched pix, click HERE

KIM KARDASHIAN GOT THE BRUSH-OFF FROM ANNA WINTOUR AGAIN!

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Another major SLAP in the face for Kim Kardashian, from one of the people she admires most: Vogue editor Anna Wintour. Kim has long been yearning to get into Vogue’s good graces – and on their cover. But editor Anna didn’t even want Kim to attend the magazine’s Met Ball until Kanye West twisted her arm. Unfortunately, when Kim did attend the ball in May she wore this upholstery print monstrosity of a dress! No covers for HER. But Anna DID just arrange to have “Girls” creator Lena Dunham (who’s far from glamorous, but legitimately accomplished) appear on the much-coveted cover. Yes, Lena trumped the fabulous Kim Kardashian!

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ANNA WINTOUR EYES HARPER BECKHAM AS A FUTURE COVER GIRL

Anna Wintour might not be interested in having Miley Cyrus as a cover girl, but she certainly has her eye on Harper Beckham – perhaps as a cover girl in a few years! They just happened to sit next to each other at Victoria Beckham’s Fashion Week runway show and Anna was so enchanted she cracked a rare smile. The well dressed 2 year old sat patiently on her father’s lap and behaved throughout the event. Harper probably DOES have a future in the magazine. Vogue posted the photo on Instagram.