Prison

IS ANYONE SORRY TO SEE THE GUIDICES LOCKED UP?

We like to think that justice has been served at last! All that bankruptcy, bank, wire, and mail fraud (not to mention tax fraud) finally caught up with Joe and Teresa Guidice. Apparently their Real Housewives reality show made them feel invincible and inspired them to flaunt wealth they didn’t have. Joe is going away for 41 months and Teresa was sentenced to 15 months. Plus, they have a lot of money to pay back. The sentences could have been worse – the judge was kind to allow Teresa to serve her time first, starting in January, so there will always be a parent home with their four daughters. No matter what they say, we get the feeling that Joe and Teresa are not sorry for what they DID – they’re sorry they got CAUGHT.

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By Janet / October 2, 2014

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CHAZZ PALMINTERI TO JAILBIRD LILLO BRANCATO: GET LOST!!

When Sopranos actor Lillo Brancato, 37, got out of jail after eight years he hoped his Hollywood friends would give him a break. The heroin addicted actor was acquitted of the murder of a policeman who was shot at the scene of an attempted burglary (his partner fired the gun) but served eight years for burglary itself. As a teen Brancato starred in “A Bronx Tale” in 1993 with Chazz Palminteri and Robert DeNiro – a movie about right and wrong life choices. Chazz is an active supporter of the NYPD and has visited the slain officer’s family. According to the New York Daily News, he wants NOTHING to do with Brancato, saying “He’s made monumentally bad choices and has to live with the consequences.” Cheers to Chazz Palminteri!

By Janet / January 5, 2014

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DOES TERESA GIUDICE HAVE A FUTURE IN OR OUT OF PRISON?

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If Teresa and her surly husband Joe Guidice think their federal fraud indictments are bad news – they haven’t heard the worst. Behind the scenes, Bravo executives are seriously discussing the future of the New Jersey Housewives. Teresa is the most outrageous of the housewives and the Guidices could easily both be sentenced to time in prison. Could the show continue without her? Should it? According to The Daily News, Bravo’s new boss Bonnie Hammer isn’t a fan of the reality series – yes, it gets good ratings, but advertisers don’t want to be associated with it. This could be the end of Teresa’s reality career.

By Janet / July 31, 2013

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OJ SIMPSON ASPIRES TO APPEAR ON ANGER MANAGEMENT WITH CHARLIE SHEEN

OJ Simpson is looking forward to costarring on “Anger Management” with Charlie Sheen if he manages to get out of his 33 year sentence at the Correctional Center outside Reno, Nevada. OJ’s rep (yes, he still has “people”) contacted a producer on the FX show about OJ joining the cast and he loved the idea. OJ would play a convict in Charlie’s prison therapy group who’s resentful about his incarceration. When you think about it, it WOULD be hard to resist watching Sheen and OJ onscreen together. But the backstage moments of the two egomaniacs are what interest US. The gossip possibilities are endless. The whole OJ comeback idea depends on two factors: OJ’s early release and the FX network okaying the idea. Still, we’d much rather see OJ languish in jail.
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By Janet / July 21, 2013

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JOE GIUDICE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO MAKE MONEY WHILE HE’S IN PRISON

Who would have guessed that “Real Housewife” Teresa Giudice’s husband Joe would become so fond of the TV cameras that he would want to take them along to jail! When the “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” first aired, Joe was suspicious and resented the loss of privacy – especially involving his bankruptcy. How things have CHANGED! According to The Enquirer, now that Joe faces prison time for obtaining a false driver’s license, he wants the cameras to follow him to a New Jersey state prison. He’d have his own reality show spin-off, adjusting to daily prison life. Teresa would show up on visiting day. Producers love the idea – now they just have to find a cooperative prison.

By Janet / June 16, 2013

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SCARLETT JOHANSSON: DOES THE PUNISHMENT FIT THE CRIME?

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We were completely taken aback by the fact that the guy who hacked into Scarlett Johansson’s email account (along with 50 other celebrities and ordinary people) and distributed their nude photos on the internet, was sentenced to TEN YEARS in prison by a Florida judge. Are we the only ones who feel this isn’t exactly the crime of the century? The hacker, Christopher Chaney, was described as having a “callous disregard” for his victims. But he never stole anything or physically injured anyone. Frankly, we’d rather see the lawmen who solved this crime spend their time chasing rapists and murderers. Poor little Scarlett, indeed.

By Janet / December 17, 2012

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CAMERON DOUGLAS GOT ROUGHED UP IN PRISON

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Michael Douglas will not be gratified to hear that his son Cameron, 34, was beaten up while serving his ten year stretch in prison for dealing crystal meth and smuggling drugs into jail. According to the NY Post, word got out that he testified against his drug suppliers and they taught him a jailhouse lesson. Cameron ended up with a broken leg. Also alarming is the fact that in order to fit in better with his cellmates. Cameron has been getting gangster style jailhouse tattoos. He’s been working as a weekend orderly in a housing unit, earning $1.65 a month.

By Janet / December 16, 2012

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REDMOND O’NEAL: THIS IS WHAT HEROIN DOES TO YOUR FACE

Redmond O’Neal just can’t get it right. The last judge he saw warned him that if he didn’t clean up in his current rehab, he’d be sent to state prison for his accumulated felonies. This week someone sneaked drugs to him in rehab and he flunked a drug test. He’s expected to be back in front of the judge this week and the outcome won’t be good. But nothing could be worse than his last mug shot. This sunken, aging face belongs to a privileged 26 year old kid with two good looking parents. Look what he’s done to himself.

By Janet / September 14, 2011

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GOOD NEWS: OJ SIMPSON WAS BEATEN UP IN PRISON! BAD NEWS: HE SURVIVED!

If anyone every deserved to be miserable, it’s OJ Simpson. We were happy to her that the egotistical double murderer got a harsh beating from other prisoners at Nevada’s Lovelock Correctional Center. According to the Enquirer, he was targeted by a group of white supremacists because he was heard bragging about his success with beautiful white women and he said that once they had sex with him, they never wanted to sleep with white guys again. Racist skinheads waited for an opportunity in the exercise yard and jumped OJ – they gave him such a beating that he ended up in the infirmary for two and a half weeks. Prison officials tried to keep it quiet, but now he pays other inmates to be his bodyguards.

By Janet / February 13, 2011

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GEORGE MICHAEL IS MAKING FRIENDS IN PRISON

Has George Michael not only lost his looks, but lost his MIND also? While serving his eight week DUI sentence in a UK prison, George made the acquaintance of a 280 lb, 6’3” career criminal named Robert Bleach. Bleach, responsible for a string of violent robberies, offered to protect George from other inmates – telling him if anyone messed with him, to mention his name, and they’d back off. Now George is considering hiring Bleach as his bodyguard when the robber gets out in January. Rehabilitation is nice, but what George Michael needs is a DRIVER.

By Janet / October 4, 2010

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