Anger Management

HILARIA MADE A FOOL OF HIM AND ALEC BALDWIN IS FURIOUS!

Living with angry Alec Baldwin must be a nightmare this week since it was revealed that his wife Hilaria humiliated him by faking her personal history. During their marriage, Alec often affectionately joked about his Spanish wife and her habits. Why didn’t he get suspicious when he met her waspy parents from Boston? Did Hilaria also lie about graduating from NYU? What ELSE did she tell Alec about herself that we don’t even know about? (Wikipedia oddly lists her age as “36 or 37”) One person on Twitter revealed Hilaria’s true identity and many of her Boston high school classmates celebrated the truth FINALLY coming out. Hilaria is blaming everyone else for “misrepresenting her” and said she never reads about herself. Her confession “Yes, I am a white girl” has NOTHING to do with ANYTHING! She’s been caught red-handed. Alec is totally embarrassed and furious that Hilaria has made him look foolish – of course, he’s blaming Twitter for the fuss, calling it “a vast orchard of crap.” (Now’s a good time for Alex to review those anger management classes he took) Meanwhile the Twitter whistle-blower says she’s afraid volatile Alec will punch her. We wouldn’t want to be in Hilaria’s shoes now either…

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JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS SURVIVED AN AIRPLANE FLIGHT WITHOUT A CASE OF THE CRAZIES

It’s a day to celebrate for Jonathan Rhys Meyers. He actually made it through an airplane flight (they just arrived in Paris) without getting drunk and making a horrible scene. Police were involved in incidents in Dublin, New York, Paris, and LA when he became inebriated before and during flights and abused airline personnel using unprintable obscenities against them. If his wife was present he insulted her and loudly threatened to divorce her as well. There’s something about airports that set off his drinking and anger issues. Later he’s apologetic, and despite her humiliation, his wife Mara (above with their child Wolf) always forgives him. She says he’s receiving “holistic treatment for his anger issues.”

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JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS SHOULD AVOID AIRPORTS AT ALL COSTS

Seems like every time we get some news about Match Point star Jonathan Rhys Meyers, it ‘s all about a drunken outburst at an airport. He’s been in and out of rehabs fighting alcohol and anger issues and both problems are exacerbated when flying. During his last incident starting in Miami he reportedly waved wheelchair passengers out of the way and insisted on boarding first because he was “a first class passenger.” A witness said that during the flight he consumed drink after drink, visited the bathroom over and over, and was so inebriated that he didn’t notice that his pants fell down. Then he pulled out an e-cigarette and when his wife begged him to stop he cursed her and told her he wanted a divorce. Police met him when the plane arrived at LAX and his wife Mara made excuses for him (?) and apologized profusely. He didn’t get arrested, but we pity that wife. And after four or five of these abusive “incidents,” why hasn’t he been banned from flying those airlines?

Above, Jonathan looking remarkably good in New York this week

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REPS ARE DESERTING CHARLIE SHEEN’S SINKING SHIP!

Anger Management star Charlie Sheen’s manager and publicist have thrown in the towel! Charlie’s manager of 16 years, Mark Burg, and his publicist Larry Solters both gave Charlie their resignations last week. They just can’t take it any more. Solters has worked for Sheen since 2011- during Charlie’s Two and a Half Men meltdown. The latest histrionics involving Charlie’s two ex-wives, Brooke Mueller and Denise Richards, and custody problems, along with Charlie’s recent nonsensical proclamations have driven the reps away. The Hollywood Reporter states that Charlie is surrounded by an entourage of yes-men and has no one to reason with him.

SELMA BLAIR: BEING UNEMPLOYED IS NO BIG DEAL

Selma Blair is still enjoying her free time while being handsomely paid for the role on “Anger Management” that she lost thanks to Charlie Sheen. She and her ex-husband writer/producer Ahmet Zappa (they’re still good friends) took her little boy Arthur Bleick, 2, to the Pumpkin Patch. Arthur is the son of designer Jason Bleick – he and Selma split up last year. It’s complicated, but it works.

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OJ SIMPSON ASPIRES TO APPEAR ON ANGER MANAGEMENT WITH CHARLIE SHEEN

OJ Simpson is looking forward to costarring on “Anger Management” with Charlie Sheen if he manages to get out of his 33 year sentence at the Correctional Center outside Reno, Nevada. OJ’s rep (yes, he still has “people”) contacted a producer on the FX show about OJ joining the cast and he loved the idea. OJ would play a convict in Charlie’s prison therapy group who’s resentful about his incarceration. When you think about it, it WOULD be hard to resist watching Sheen and OJ onscreen together. But the backstage moments of the two egomaniacs are what interest US. The gossip possibilities are endless. The whole OJ comeback idea depends on two factors: OJ’s early release and the FX network okaying the idea. Still, we’d much rather see OJ languish in jail.
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AND THE REAL WINNER IS: SELMA BLAIR

When Charlie Sheen started unraveling again and insisted on firing his Anger Management costar Selma Blair, his producers had no choice but to release her. They still owe 50 more episodes to FX and would lose a lot of money if Charlie quit. But don’t feel sorry for Selma – she dodged a bullet. Selma will be paid for her entire contract and won’t have to put up with Charlie every day! Producers didn’t’ make a fuss about paying her in full because she knows SO much dirt on Charlie. So while everybody is walking on eggshells around the Anger Management set for fear of riling up Charlie, Selma is happily playing with her little boy Arthur in the park.

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CAN SELMA BLAIR FIND A WAY TO SAVE HER “ANGER MANAGEMENT” JOB?

You can’t help but feel sympathy for Selma Blair who is now the object of Charlie Sheen’s rage. Selma, who costars on the FX sitcom Anger Management with Charlie, foolishly complained to producers about Charlie’s lateness and questionable work ethic. According to TMZ, Charlie heard about it and blew a fuse – how DARE she gripe about the STAR of the show? He wants her FIRED immediately and refuses to work with her. He even raved insanely about hiring Mila Kunis for a million dollars an episode. Poor Selma is in a terrible position. She’s a single mother with a 2 year old son and this is a great job for her. We’ve seen Selma and her little boy Arthur at The Grove and they are friendly and delightful. We hope Selma can patch things up with Charlie.

WHERE THE STARS ARE: FARMER’S MARKET

Among the famous faces at the Sunday Farmer’s Market were Jon Cryer and his family. Two and a Half Men star Jon recently got a nice raise to 13.6 million for the next 22 episodes, but he still likes to shop for fruits and vegetables. He bumped into Selma Blairholding her son Arthur, who is now Charlie Sheen’s costar on Anger Management. It’s quite possible they were comparing notes on what it’s like to work with Charlie.

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YOU KNEW CHARLIE SHEEN WOULDN’T CHANGE

Charlie Sheen had better take a closer look at his drug dealers and call girls. It appears that one of them is leaking detailed information to RadarOnline about his drug and call girl habits. It’s not at all surprising if Charlie has lapsed back into his old bad habits – cocaine, crack, call girls, and obsessive porn-watching. Not to mention throwing money around. His series, Anger Management, has been on hiatus and that’s when Charlie usually goes off the rails. Of course there’s always a chance that Charlie really DOES have an ear infection…