Lamar Odom

WATCH OUT- LAMAR ODOM IS LOOKIN’ FOR NEW LOVE!

Lamar Odom, 37, is officially back in action. In December he spent 30 days in rehab reinforcing his recovery. Now he’s working on a reality show about his new and somewhat tentative life. He’s hired a new blonde assistant that some observers compare to his ex Khloe Kardashian. He met some friends for lunch in Sherman Oaks, and couldn’t resist ogling the passing females.

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN: THE PITY PARTY IS OVER!

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We can’t believe ANYONE would criticize Khloe Kardashian for abandoning her addicted and estranged husband Lamar Odom after his recent drunk and vomiting debacle on an airplane. For once, we’re on HER side. Odom has had more chances than he deserves. After his near-fatal overdose in a brothel, Khloe stayed married to him simply so he could use HER medical insurance to slowly recover. NOT because she hoped to reconcile. She even leased him a house after he left the hospital. As soon as he started drinking/using again, she cut him off and reinstated the divorce. She did all the right things and he did all the WRONG things. It’s time for this pathetic-excuse-for-a-man to help himself.

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LAMAR ODOM’S TWO LOOKALIKE WOMEN ARE WATCHING HIM COME BACK TO LIFE

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Every time we see Liza Morales, the mother of Lamar Odom’s children (Lamar Jr 13, and Destiny, 17) we are astonished by her resemblance to his current estranged wife Khloe Kardashian. No WONDER the two women are uncomfortable in each other’s presence. Lamar’s son is only 13 but he’s already VERY tall and a dead ringer for his dad. Liza and the kids are still in Las Vegas and much relieved that Lamar has started to recover.

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KHLOE WANTS TO KNOW WHO TOOK THE JEWELRY – SO DO WE!

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Leave it to a Kardashian to claim $250,000 worth of jewelry is MISSING from a house they sold months ago. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom put their house up for sale in November and it was reportedly bought by “Big Bang Theory” star Kaley Cuoco. The whole story is VERY fishy. Khloe and Lamar moved OUT. The place has been vacant for a month and various workers have been in and out doing repairs, as well as film crew and staff. There was no forced entry. Khloe supposedly discovered the loss – gold chains and watches (sounds like men’s jewelry) recently when she went to pack up the last of her possessions. But WHY would anyone in their right mind leave jewelry behind when they sell a house and move OUT? Could Lamar have pawned the stuff in a moment of desperation? Is this an insurance scam? According to TMZ, Khloe wants EVERYONE who was in the house to take a lie detector test! Police are wasting their precious time investigating this “crime.” (Above, Once upon a time… Khloe and Lamar were happy)

A PIECE OF THE KARDASHIAN EMPIRE IS FOR SALE

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Looks like Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are having a hard time unloading their marital home in Tarzana. They bought the 8,347 sq ft house in fall of 2009 right after their hasty marriage. The gaudy and architecturally insignificant McMansion’s most arresting feature appears to be the 15 car driveway. The house has been offered as a “pocket listing” since November with no bites. Maybe it’s the 5.5 million dollar price tag. Now it’s on the MLS and maybe a fan of the Kardashian reality show will want a pricey piece of the family’s life.

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN DEFLECTS ATTENTION WITH HER HANDBAG

Khloe Kardashian is using her big expensive handbag to block photographers from shooting her entire body. Wonder if she’s regretting the fact that she married Lamar Odom after knowing him only 30 days. The urgency of a televised wedding took precedence over common sense. In a way, she married a stranger. Since the 2009 wedding Khloe has been trying desperately to get pregnant. It’s probably better that she didn’t. Wouldn’t it be ironic if she turned up pregnant NOW?

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS FEELING SORRY FOR HERSELF

Khloe Kardashian wants the world to know how much she is suffering due to her husband Lamar Odom’s drug problems and recent DUI, not to mention their shaky marriage. She’s feeling sorry for herself and announced dramatically on Twitter, “As much as I wish I were made of steel …I’m not.” She went on to assure her fans that her husbands troubles won’t break her, although they’re coming close to it. In the middle of all this self-pity she took time to post a glamour shot of herself on Instagram, looking suitably melancholy, proving that when you’re a Kardashian, any time is a good time for self-promotion.

KRIS HUMPHRIES HAS NOTHING BUT PITY FOR LAMAR ODOM

Kris Humphries, who was briefly married to Kim Kardashian, you will recall, has jumped on the “Lamar is being set up” bandwagon. Kris thinks a lot of negative and inaccurate drug speculation has been ‘leaked” by the Kardashians to websites and tabloids and it could ruin Lamar’s NBA career. (For example, Lamar was never really “missing” or suspected of being on a crack cocaine drug binge.) According to RadarOnline, Kris is not a friend of Lamar’s, but he remembers being targeted the same way and going through “tabloid hell” when he was divorcing Kim. Kris says “There should be a support group for former boyfriends and husbands of the Kardashians.”

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IS LAMAR ODOM BEING SET UP?

How’s this for a wild theory? A source of ours is convinced that the Kardashians made up all the crack charges against Khloe’s husband Lamar Odom. The source says sure, Lamar did some partying – all the basketball players do, but it was no big deal. The family wants to DISCREDIT Lamar so when he and Khloe divorce, it will make Khloe look like the good guy, as in ”Poor Khloe- she tried so hard to save him and the marriage!.” come to think of it, the theory isn’t so far-fetched…

WILL THE REAL LAMAR ODOM PLEASE STAND UP!

Wow! Even WE were taken by surprise by the news that Lamar Odom not only cheated on his wife Khloe Kardashian, but he’s a secret crack addict! It’s almost too dramatic to be true. TMZ claims crack cocaine is Lamar’s weakness and that he’s disappeared and may be on a binge right now. Radaronline insists Lamar’s problem is Hillbilly Heroin (oxycontin) and prescription drugs. And all this time we thought it was the Kardashians driving him nuts. How this sensational news affects Kris’s talk show renewal remains to be seen.