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HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW

This first breaking story is that conspiracy theory nut job and failed presidential candidate, Robert F. Kennedy Jr had an extramarital affair with a reporter from New York Magazine. We just heard that his wife, Cheryl Hines has had enough and is getting ready to announce her separation from her wacky husband. As my source put it, it was bad enough Cheryl had to defend his crazy vaccine conspiracy theories and his ridiculous presidential campaign, but for her to stand by him through all of that and then to find out he CHEATED on her was the final straw. She’s lawyering up as you read this.

In a sad bit of news this week, celebrity hair extension guru, Priscilla Valles saw her husband Miguel fighting for his life in the ICU after being shot in front of his Bel-Air home in a botched attempted robbery. (the thieves were after his $50,000 gold Rolex) According to my source, Priscilla’s celebrity clients including the Kardashians, Angelina Jolie and Christina Aguilera and they are all chipping in to cover the out of pocket costs at UCLA Hospital where Miguel is facing a long road to recovery. My source estimates the hospital bill alone will reach well into the millions of dollars so whatever insurance doesn’t cover, her celebrity clients will.

Britney Spears made the news when she revealed she would continue to pay her ex husband, Kevin Federline, child support even though their youngest son Jayden turned 18-years-old. Although not legally obligated, Britney decided it was the right thing to do. Here’s what we heard. Britney is secretly planning a musical comeback and although she’s not keen on performing, she’s been working in the studio on some tracks for an upcoming album. Good idea to keep the money flowing now that she’s agreed to continue to support her grown sons.

Kamala Harris made headlines for her continued popularity and strong polling against Donald Trump. We heard that Kamala doesn’t want to jinx anything however, and although she’s not superstitious, she’s still isn’t taking any chances. Designers have been clamoring to dress her for the inauguration – as more and more people believe she will defeat Trump and his extremism – but Kamala has refused to even entertain the idea of meeting with any designers for measurements. (remember couture gowns can take months and months to design, source the fabric, sew and fit) Kamala is telling her people that she won’t even consider the idea of LOOKING at dress sketches until the final vote is counted! (one more reason to like her)

Finally, the biggest news of the week was Sean Diddy Combs’ arrest on federal charges for sex trafficking, among other things. Denied bail and on suicide watch, we just heard that the disgraced rapper is likely to be sent to a mental health hospital and strapped to a bed because he is quickly deteriorating behind bars in the gang ridden jail. My well placed source says that despite his tough guy image, Diddy never expected he would be denied bail and never fathomed he would be locked up, so he’s quickly becoming the definition of a hot mess. He’s likely to be transferred to a mental facility within days, as it seems he’s lost touch with reality and is blabbering incoherently…

KARDASHIAN DILEMMA: TOO MANY FREEBIES!

This is a fascinating tidbit we couldn’t help but share. The Kardashian/Jenner women: matriarch Kris and her daughters, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall and Kylie receive SO much free swag that they have a full-time staff of employees at their office whose only job is to open, sort, photograph, and decide what to do with the stuff! Get this, on average EACH one of them receives around 100 boxes of free things every day! From clothing to expensive jewelry, beauty products, home decor items, gourmet food and everything else one could possibly want! They are bombarded with nonstop freebies from designers and companies hoping the women will post about it on their social media. Unfortunately, they get so MUCH stuff that the majority never gets posted nor used. Back in the day, they would sell the freebies but now they’ve decided that was a bad look, so what’s not used is donated.

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ROBERT KARDASHIAN MIGHT BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE

The Kardashians are at odds over burial plans. The late patriarch of the family, Robert, is buried in a modest plot with a small headstone in Inglewood, California. He passed away before his ex-wife, Kris and their kids struck it rich on reality TV, so the simple plot was a sensible choice when he died in 2003. Twenty years later, the klan seems to be printing their own money, so now some of the kids want to exhume his body and give him a final resting place worthy of their family status. According to my source, it’s become a hot topic for the family and has divided them – Kourtney and Robert Jr. want to keep him where he is, but Kim, Khloe, and Kris want to dig him up and relocate him to a fancy million dollar gravesite.

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KARDASHIANS GET THE PARTY STARTED WITH BOTOX

Some families have Sunday dinners but the Kardashians have Sunday Botox parties! According to a family friend, Kris and her offsprings gather every few months – usually on a Sunday since their schedules are jammed during the week – and have a top skin doctor come to their home to inject everyone with Botox! Our source says that the family pays a fortune for an afternoon of injections with the house call going for $25,000 plus the cost of the treatments. Kris usually pays and occasionally will treat her friends as well to the ultimate beauty luxury.

 

This vintage photo of Kardashian sisters shows some of them with larger bodies and smaller lips

IGGY AZALEA IS READY FOR HER COMEBACK

Last year Iggy Azalea announced she was taking a break from performing because she was surrounded by “negative energy.” Boyfriend problems? Obviously she had a change of heart because she hopped onstage during Pitbull’s performance this week in Toronto and sang all her best songs. Turns out, she will be appearing with Pitbull during the rest of his US tour. But something is very DIFFERENT about Iggy now – to be specific- her LOOKS. Gone is the sweet face and innocent blonde curls- Iggy could now pass for a Kardashian! Did she take time off to do something to her face?

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IRELAND BALDWIN HAS THE ANTI-KARDASHIAN LOOK

Call this the anti-Kardashian photo. It seems like Ireland Basinger Baldwin is always posting photos of herself in her car. She looks especially pretty here – partly because she looks NATURAL – with a minimum, not a maximum, of make up, false eyelashes and fake hair, and nary a trace of photoshopping. It’s too bad that young girls who idolize the Kardashians and want to look like them, are now taking pains to look as UN-natural as possible. Females would be much better off aspiring to a more organic type of beauty.

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CAN JORDYN WOODS MAKE IT ON HER OWN?

Jordyn Woods is putting on a brave face as she arrives at her Eyelure x Jordyn Woods lashes launch party at a London hotel. (Actually she LOOKS a lot like her former friend Kylie Jenner in that blonde wig!) Certainly the Eyelure company is worried about the commitment since Jordyn is on the outs with the Kardashians. Jordyn will have to prove to her business connections that she is still a powerful entity WITHOUT her Kardashian connections. And it won’t be easy.

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WOMENS RIGHTS ARE NO BIG DEAL TO THE KARDASHIANS

Shame, shame, shame on the Kardashians and Jenners for not sending a SINGLE family member to take part in the Women’s March. Too busy taking selfies? Keep in mind the Kardashian-Jenner family made their fortune because teen girls watched their TV shows. The Kardashians taught these young female fans to slather on their makeup and take off their clothes to attract men. (Advanced education is a no-no subject in their house.) Granted it would have been difficult to march in five inch stilettos along with a beauty squad and MALE bodyguards. While we’re on the subject, we have to point out that Madonna may have had good intentions, but she made a huge mistake in trying to out trash-talk Donald Trump. She sounded like an ignorant guy with a pickup truck and a gun in the glove compartment. For some reason Madonna thinks its cool to act like a man. She needs to take lessons from Gloria Steinem. Gloria knows that women are superior and gives truly motivating speeches. And they’re not all about HER.

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STELLA MCCARTNEY FLAUNTS A KARDASHIAN INSPIRED FROCK

Judging by this photo, Stella McCartney has quite a sense of humor. She turned up at the London premier of Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie and is pictured here with Kate Moss. Stella’s dress has this enormous bump in the back – almost like a huge bustle, and we wonder what happens when she sits down! Will it be squashed? Is this a sly tribute to the giant backside movement started by the Kardashians?

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ANNE HATHAWAY ALMOST HAD A NICE MOMENT THERE…

As you may know, Anne Hathaway recently posted this rather charming and innocent looking photo of Helena Bonham Carter captioned “IN A WORLD OF KARDASHIANS, Be a Helena Bonham Carter “ Helena is her usual slightly eccentric tousled self in the pic. It’s a nice and inoffensive message to young girls that EVERYONE doesn’t have to be overtly sexy and heavily made up like the you-know-whos. Looking off-beat or nerdy is just fine. Believe it or not, Anne was criticized by internet trolls (Kardashian fans?) who claimed to be OFFENDED by the post and unfortunately she caved, and took it down and apologized. How could ANYONE be turned off by this message? Anne is trying too hard to be politically correct…