Keeping up with the Kardashians

IS KIM KARDASHIAN MOVING TOO FAST FOR KRIS HUMPHRIES?

It’s common knowledge that Kim Kardashian is moving to New York to be closer to her 6’9” east coast boyfriend, NJ Nets basketball player Kris Humphries. They’ve only been dating a matter of months, but Kim feel he’s “the one” and she loves that his name begins with a K. The problem remains that Kris is media-phobic – he hates photographers and reporters. Kim is depending on her mother Kris Jenner to convince him to tolerate the media that follows Kim everywhere. (They’d love to have him on a Kardashian show.) Last night she was courtside when the Nets lost to Dallas but Kim enjoyed meeting Snooki. Kim tweeted a baby photo of Humphries saying “This is what I want my son to look like!” Will Humphries take the hint or run for his life?

WHO KNEW THE KARDASHIAN SISTERS WERE BIG SEARS SHOPPERS?

Shopping at Sears will never be the same. Giant blow-ups of the Kardashian sisters will be all over the store. Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe are combining talents to introduce the Karadashian Kollection, which will blanket the store with clothing, jewelry, lingerie, handbags, hats, gloves, and shoes. Can washing machines and lawn mowers be far behind? The chain expects to rake in 200 to 300 million dollars from the Kollection the first year. We were most amused by Kim’s remark “We always shopped at Sears and thought it would be the perfect place for our collection.” Funny, she’s been photographed shopping at a lot of places, but never Sears.

IMAGINE THAT. KIM KARDASHIAN’S BOYFRIEND KRIS HUMPHRIES HATES PUBLICITY!

Kim Kardashian’s romance with basketball star Kris Humphries is DOOMED because he is media-phobic—the exact opposite of the Kardashian family, who have the media to thank for their fortune. Photos of the couple are rare – any that exist feature Kris running away in a blur. He hates photos and he hates interviews. No kidding. According to CJ at the Star Tribune, Kim spent New Years Eve in Las Vegas and then flew to Minnesota to join Kris, who had a game on New Years day. Kim has been heard calling her 6’9” Taylor Lautner lookalike boyfriend by the nickname “Roman.” Kim’s only hope is that her publicity loving mom Kris Jenner can convert Kris Humphries to embrace the media. They’ll certainly want to feature him on their reality shows.

THE KARDASHIANS DIDN’T WANT TO BE INVESTIGATED

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Kardashian sisters actually had a pang of conscience and didn’t want to cheat their fans when they backed out of their debit Kard deal. Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney didn’t mind pocketing the excessive fees the cards charged, but what they didn’t like were the negative accusations that went along with it. The Attorney General of Connecticut threatened to investigate their Kard for violating consumer protection laws. That’s why they terminated their profitable debit card agreement.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS A DEAD RINGER FOR LAMAR ODOM’S EXWIFE

Khloe Kardashian’s husband Lamar Odom was not happy when his exwife Liza Morales refused to allow their children Destiny, 12, and LJ, 9, to appear on his and Khloe’s new reality show. He sued Liza for visitation rights to his children and reduced child support. Liza remarked that she was surprised he was interested in his kids all of a sudden because he spent so little time with them over the years. The reality series will go on without the kids, but we were astonished by how much Lamar’s exwife Liza resembles Khloe. Liza could be another Kardashian sister!

SOON YOU’LL BE ABLE TO LOOK LIKE KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN’S BOYFRIEND SCOTT DISICK

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Scott Disick is jumping on the Kardashian endorsement locomotive and he’s already established himself as spokesperson for a product called Amidren High T which claims to “enhance male performance “ in the bedroom AND the gym – aimed at guys 20 to 40. Kourtney Kardashian’s dandyish baby-daddy also fancies himself a fashion expert and is working on a men’s clothing and accessory line for 2011. He’s not above rummaging for bargains – Scott was seen with several Century 21 shopping bags.

CAN TEENS KEEP UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS?

Lock up your teenagers. Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian are pushing to get teens to talk their parents into buying them prepaid Mastercards with the sisters photos on them – all for the ridiculous price of $99.95 a year. (Never mind that similar cards WITHOUT the sisters mugs can be had for $29.95 or less.) The Kardashians reason that these cards will help teens learn about money. And who knows more about money than Kim, who pays $30,000 for a handbag! Ironically, Brandy Norwood’s mother sued the Kardashian sisters in 2008 for abusing her credit card to the tune of $120,000. So they DO know a lot about spending other people’s money!

KHLOE KARDASHIAN WANTS YOU TO TALK ABOUT PERIODS MORE OFTEN


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Some people will do ANYTHING for money. Khloe Kardashian is being paid by the Kotex company to promote their “Real Talk Campaign.” Apparently they want girls to stop being embarrassed about having periods, but can you imagine following THIS tip: Khloe advises young women “to talk openly and without embarrassment about periods and vaginal care with friends and family.” A bit MUCH, if you ask us.

JERSEY SHORE’S JENNI GOT SNUBBED BY KIM KARDASHIAN

It wasn’t really a catfight, but Kim Kardashian made it clear that she is no fan of that OTHER reality show, Jersey Shore. Kim and her sisters designed the new Kardashian line for Bebe and she mingled with the audience before the NY fashion show. When Jenni JWoWW walked in and sat in the front row, the crowd got VERY excited and fans and photographers left Kim in the dust, and stampeded Jenni. Visibly annoyed, the mighty Kim snubbed Jenni by refusing to pose for a photo with her, and to top it off, she denied her a backstage pass. (Kim will not be thrilled to learn that Jenni has a deal for her OWN fashion collection!)