Keeping up with the Kardashians

SCOTT DISICK CAN’T KEEP UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

It looks like the sometimes petulant Scott Disick (father of Kourtney’s three children) has a very “iffy” future. He’s no longer a big shot in the Kardashian empire. Scott, 38, became accustomed to the good life by having a prime role on the family’s E! series. He was noted for dating beautiful teenage girls and personal angst. But the show has now jumped to Hulu and Scott is just an ex-husband. Kourtney has moved ON, she “married” her boyfriend Travis Barker on Grammy weekend in Las Vegas, and they are planning a family. Scott intensely dislikes Travis and can’t stand to be around him. That’s his dilemma: how can he maintain his relevance on the show?

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AGAIN, KENDALL JENNER PROVES SHE HAS BETTER TASTE THAN HER SISTERS

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Kendall Jenner has always had a better sense of style and taste than the rest of her family. Her sisters consistently reveal far more of their flesh than the public wants to see and they tend to spend their money on flashy vulgar atrocities, preferably with designer labels. They delight in impressing others with their new Bentleys and Mercedes. But Kendall appreciates fine art. Is anything finer than a ’57 Corvette Stingray? Kendall bought it for herself on her birthday and we love her appreciation for cool vintage cars.

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KANYE WEST THINKS TV IS BENEATH HIM, BUT IT’S ALL RIGHT IF THEY PAY FOR HIS WEDDING

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Kanye West continues to not make much sense. Ratings are down for “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and according to RadarOnline, producer Ryan Seacrest appealed to Kim to have baby North on the show- even briefly. After the big pregnancy build-up last season, fans want to see Kim interacting with her baby and she wouldn’t mind at all. Of course Kanye West is appalled by the idea – he thinks TV is tacky and hopes the show goes off the air. ON THE OTHER HAND, Kanye is perfectly all right with getting MARRIED on TV in Paris, and having the E channel foot the bill!
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KIM KARDASHIAN ISN’T SO EAGER TO PLEASE KANYE WEST

The longer Kanye West spends in Paris, far from his pregnant girlfriend Kim Kardashian, the less she seems to care about his opinion. Kanye was adamant about their baby NOT appearing on the Kardashian family reality show and he steers clear of the series himself. While Kanye has been away, Kim’s momager Kris has been whispering in her ear, pointing out how adorable Kourtney’s children Mason and Penelope are on the show. There doesn’t seem to be a downside for them. Now Kim is waffling about keeping her baby off the show – it’s no longer out of the question, in fact she’s hinting it just might happen.

KANYE WEST AND KRIS JENNER WILL BATTLE IT OUT IN 2013

Prediction for the new year: Kanye West and Kris Jenner are gearing up for a huge battle over control of Kim and her baby. Kris and “E!” producers of the Kardashian reality series are hoping to document Kim’s pregnancy and birth to a bonanza of ratings. But Kanye has thrown a wrench in the works. HE aims to control his baby mama and their progeny, and says “no way” to having their child on camera. Momager Kris is outraged because her other daughter Kourtney is so cooperative about sharing her children on camera. Why not Kim? Kanye is a threat to her dynasty. In 2013, Kris and Kanye will wrestle for control of Kim and their baby and the family will never be the same.

SCOTT DISICK HAS DELUSIONS OF ROYALTY

Scott Disick is bending over backwards to make the new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians interesting. The family has three more seasons to fill and sometimes they have to scramble for ideas to keep viewers glued to the screen. Scott is known as a fashion dandy, so he took it a step further and wore this peculiar looking Henry VIII style patterned coat to go shopping in London. He and Kim and Rob and Jonathan Cheban browsed in the Stephen Jones Millinery store. Maybe Scott is looking for a hat to match his coat.

KYLIE JENNER: WHAT NOT TO DO ON A FIRST DATE

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Apparently Kylie Jenner, 14, could care less about making a good impression – or even having good manners. She’s on what is probably her first date with Australian pop singer Cody Simpson, also 14, and she can’t stop texting and talking on her phone as they walk around The Grove. The pair met at the premier of Breaking Dawn last week and were seen getting to know each other at the party after. Wonder if there’ll be a second date…

$10 KARDASHIAN WATER IS A HOT SELLER AT DASH STORE

We were curious about how the Kardashians’ DASH store is doing in New York, but they haven’t been forthcoming with any sales figures. There’s no doubt the Soho shop attracts crowds – mostly young teens with their mothers. They have a burly security guard to keep order outside like a club doorman. The odd thing is that once these Kardashian fans get inside the store they can’t find much to buy. The shop has been described as looking more like a “set” than a functioning store and the racks of high priced glitzy clothes are sparse. Most customers have been observed leaving empty-handed, although quite a few spring for the $10 Dash bottled water as a souvenir.

LOOKALIKES: DONALD TRUMP JR AND SCOTT DISICK- WHO’S APEING WHO?

Does anybody else see a similarity in looks and style between Donald Trump Jr and Scott Disick? A lot of guys would love to be in Trump Jr’s alligator shoes, he’s got a great job and married a pin-up girl, besides appearing on “Celebrity Apprentice.Kourtney Kardashian’s baby-daddy, Scott Disick, seems to steal Trump’s style and kick it up a notch. But he’s still not a Trump.

KRIS JENNER TAKES FULL CREDIT FOR THE KARDASHIAN KONGLOMERATE

Brace yourself. The Kardashian empire last year earned 65 million dollars – more than Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, or Sandra Bullock. The Hollywood Reporter credits Kris Jenner for the family’s incredible success and Kris admits that initially SHE was inspired by the Hilton family (who must be green with envy about now.) The family splits a six figure check for each episode of their several reality shows, but this just serves as a marketing platform or “commercial” for their related efforts: the Dash stores, books, fragrances, skin care, diet products, a line for Sears, etc – next up are slot machines for The Mirage Hotel. Kris says “Who knew it would be this profitable? I should have had more kids!”