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KANYE WEST IS ISOLATING ALONE IN HIS OFFICE- WHAT’S UP?

Kanye West has either been driven crazy by his family in isolation together or he is inspired like never before. For the past week, Kanye has been leaving home early in the morning to head out to the massive building where his fashion offices are located. The huge parking lot is empty except for Kanye’s Lamborghini and his bodyguards’ car. At lunchtime the guards run out to a nearby McDonald’s and bring food back for their boss. Is isolation with his rambunctious family more than Kanye can bear? Or is he simply overflowing with design ideas?

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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: DO WHAT I SAY, NOT WHAT I DO!

Does Arnold Schwarzenegger realize that he is sending a very strange mixed message? He had sweatshirts made picturing him and his miniature horse and donkey that say “DON’T BE AN ASS – STAY INSIDE.” Of course, that’s NOT what Arnold is doing himself. Every day he is outside riding his bike or motorcycle – today he rode with son Patrick and a friend. And NO sign of gloves or masks! Afterward they all stopped at the Country Mart in Brentwood for coffee and a snack. Do we see THREE ASSES?

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COVID-19 IS JEFF BEZOS’ BEST FRIEND

OF COURSE Jeff Bezos donated 400 million dollars to feed needy Americans – he’s one of the few people alive benefiting from the coronavirus! In fact, Amazon is expected to hire 100,000 people during isolation because the delivery business is exploding. And by the time coronavirus has passed, millions of people will have changed their habits and started buying online as opposed to in person. Sadly, we will lose many small neighborhood stores and businesses, but you’ve got to hand it to the brilliant Jeff Bezos – he will be more successful than ever.

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NO WORRIES FOR BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN

Brian Austin Green and his wife Megan Fox have some odd ideas about social isolation. In the past week, Megan and Brian were seen taking their three kids, Noah, 7, Bodhi, 6, and Journey, 3, to the supermarket AND to a carry-out restaurant – all the family outings were without any gloves or masks. Yesterday Brian met a friend for coffee at Vintage Market in Malibu – again without any protection.

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KATHY GRIFFIN SURVIVED ANOTHER TRUMP DISASTER

Everyone was startled by Kathy Griffin’s sudden announcement that she was isolated in the hospital with “unbearably painful symptoms” and unable to get a coronavirus test. In an interview with the LA Times, she slammed the president’s coronavirus response and blamed him for lack of testing. Ever since this revelation, we’ve been wondering WHAT Kathy’s alarming symptoms WERE. Turns out she had an abdominal infection, which has been treated, and she is now at home. She’s not alone- her 19 years younger husband Randy Bick (he’s also her road manager) is taking good care of her.

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TOM HANKS AND RITA WILSON ARE THE MOST FAMOUS CORONAVIRUS VICTIMS – AND THEY ARE CALM

Somehow it’s comforting to hear that Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson tested positive for coronavirus. They are being totally open about the situation and plan to reveal everything as it happens. Tom described his and Rita’s symptoms so far, and they weren’t alarming. They are in Australia where he was preparing to play Colonel Tom Parker in a movie about Elvis Presley. Tom says he expects to be tested and isolated for as long as necessary and is “taking it one day at a time.” We look forward to his diary of events…

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AT LEAST NICOLAS CAGE HAS CLEAN HANDS

Hot on the heels of his quickie Las Vegas divorce, Nicolas Cage popped up with a new younger girlfriend. Nic’s last (4th) marriage happened during a boozy Vegas weekend and imploded four days later – Nic claimed he was “too drunk” to marry. His new girlfriend is Riko Shibata who looks barely legal, but is, in fact, 26 years old. She’s obviously concerned about Nic, 56, catching coronavirus, so she cleaned his hands with sanitizer after they left a New York restaurant – and before they held hands…

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VIVIENNE WESTWOOD GIVES FACE MASKS AN EDGE

Like all designers, Vivienne Westwood now has to cater to the rap and hip hop fashion crowd, so she’s presenting some rough streetwear to appeal to them. This outfit from her fall collection is even more appropriate than she expected it to be. The leather studded mask over the gauzy headpiece could easily be Coronavirus protection. Actually we’re not sure if this model is a man or a woman, but we’re guessing male by the size of the feet.

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THE INEVITABILITY OF DESIGNER FACE MASKS

Face the facts – society is headed in this direction: face masks will become a necessity if you plan to leave the house, and they might as well look good while they are saving your life. Fendi already had this silk mask on the market for $270 long before the Coronavirus struck, so they are a step ahead. Off-white has a rather plain black mask available for $98. All these manufacturers need to do is update their masks with powerful germ filtering lining material. Fashion Week in Milan ended badly due to the encroaching virus. We can imagine many designers up all night preparing fabulous face masks for Paris Fashion Week…

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MILAN ACCESSORIES FOR MEN: FACEMASKS AND PLASTIC GLOVES

Milan designer Phillip Plein has decided that men will be wearing their possessions such as credit cards, cash etc across their bodies on a chain. And it’s not a bad idea to stash some rubber gloves and a face mask in those little boxes. Milan is under siege from coronavirus which has exploded in a nearby small town. Models and fashionistas are rushing to catch flights OUT of the city before worse things begin to happen…

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