coronavirus

DOES ROBERT PATTINSON LOOK MORE LIKE A JUNKIE, OR A SUPERHERO?

Comic book fansites have been discussing the possibility that Robert Pattinson FAKED having coronavirus because he’s clashing with his Batman director Matt Reeves. Reeves instructed Pattinson to work out before shooting started to build up some Batman muscle, and he didn’t. (Someone remarked that the Twilight star looks more like a junkie than a superhero) The director is afraid the stuntmen in Batman suits will look much bigger than Robert, so he supposedly closed down production so the actor had time to get in shape, and CLAIMED it was due to coronavirus. Pattinson STILL failed to beef up and now he and the director are at odds and the production schedule is a mess.

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JUSTIN THEROUX CHECKS OUT WHAT’S LEFT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD

We would love to know what Justin Theroux is thinking in this photo. He is walking through Soho with his dog Kuma looking at the horrible damage done last night to the businesses there. Are police absent while all the vandalizing and looting is going on in New York like they are in Los Angeles? Justin is wearing a powerful looking mask and gloves and taking no chances, as he sadly checks out the pointless destruction.

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CHRIS ROCK AND ROSIE PEREZ TAKE NO CHANCES

New York Governor Cuomo is no fool – he knows how to reach his audience in a positive way. He’s promoting the use of masks during his daily press conference and he had two important New Yorkers backing him up. While setting a social distancing example, Chris Rock and Rosie Perez urged everyone to continue wearing masks and gloves to protect against coronavirus – and they did it with their own brand of humor.

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WILL JOE EXOTIC GET A PARDON DUE TO CORONAVIRUS?

Joe Exotic’s legal team is in Washington, DC, to plead for a pardon for their incarcerated client. Personally, we’d rather see Joe get a pardon than some of the criminals being let loose in California. At least if he was released, he has someplace to live and can make money with his newfound fame. Our governor has released around 5000 prisoners so far, many of whom have no place to live or hopes for a job. Most are “low level” felons, but some are murderers or child molesters. A few commit crimes like burglary or car theft as soon as they get out. These masked felons are now walking around sizing up our neighborhoods for crimes! If our president thinks it will get votes, Joe Exotic might just get a pardon…

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DR FAUCI IS ALREADY A T-SHIRT!

And celebrities are wearing him! Maria Shriver flaunted her new Fauci T as she was taking her daily walk in her neighborhood today. Apparently she is one of many women of a certain age who consider him to be a heartthrob. The only downside of this newfound fame is that his popularity could make Donald Trump envious, and that wouldn’t bode well for Dr Fauci’s future…

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and that wouldn’t bode well for Dr Fauci’s future…

KELLY OSBOURNE’S NEW FAVORITE DESIGNER LABEL IS BOUNTY

How times have changed. Seems like not so long ago that we’d see Kelly Osbourne looking triumphant carrying a couple of shopping bags out of Barneys in Beverly Hills. Fast forward to today – Barneys is only a memory, and Kelly is triumphantly carrying two rolls of paper towels that she scored at a supermarket…

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IS CORONAVIRUS WRECKING MEGAN FOX’S MARRIAGE?

An observant paparazzi in Malibu noticed that Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox do NOT seem to be living together. Has the pandemic driven them apart? Brian is living in Malibu while Megan and their kids appear to be living in Calabasas. They sometimes meet together with their three young sons at a market in Malibu and afterward go home their separate ways. Brian has finally started wearing a mask and gloves when he meets his friends for coffee. (The photo above was taken two weeks ago)

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TOM HANKS GOT US TO THINKING “WHAT IF?”

We tuned in to Saturday Night Live a few minutes late and were surprised to see Tom Hanks hosting and looking quite bald. Shocking – was this an after-effect of coronavirus? Apparently he explained early on that he shaved his head for a role – presumably Col Tom Parker in the Elvis movie. But it got us to thinking: Imagine this pandemic if coronavirus DID cause hair to fall out! Certainly everyone would take it A WHOLE LOT more seriously! Young people would NOT be jogging or sunning on the beach – they would be the first ones isolating at home wearing masks! Simon Cowell would NOT be riding his bike! People would stay TEN feet away from each other and rarely leave the house. Aren’t we lucky that baldness is NOT caused by the virus!

EVEN A PANDEMIC CAN’T DETER A HOLLYWOOD STARLET

There is a group of women in Hollywood who seem to LIVE for the paparazzi and will do almost anything to get their attention. On a sunny day you might see one in a sexy outfit walking her dog, but sunny days have been few and far between. Some of these potential pin-ups are even friendly with a specific photographer who will follow them around, hoping to get photos they can sell. These attention-seeking starlets are clever, and one (Blanca Blanco) dressed up in this creative outfit to go shopping, knowing she would turn heads in the supermarket. She had very little competition.

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SUDDENLY SIMON COWELL IS PEDALING FOR HIS LIFE

Simon Cowell admits he is “terrified” of catching coronavirus. He’s been wearing masks every time he leaves the house for WEEKS, and he’s popping vitamins right and left. Why so panicky? Simon is not only 60, but he’s in the habit of smoking 80 cigarettes a day. When Gabrielle Union was fired from AGT, she threatened to sue Simon for “endangering her life” with his illegal smoking on the set. Years of smoking makes Simon a candidate for a very bad virus outcome. Note that Simon is NOT wearing his elevator shoes while riding today with his partner Lauren Silverman, her son Adam Silverman, and their son Eric Cowell.

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