Six months pregnant Kim Kardashian continues to defend the fact that she sees nothing wrong with wearing skin tight clothing as maternity wear. We suspect that she doesn’t have a three way mirror at home so she can see what the BACK of her dress looks like. In spite of (or perhaps because of) her industrial strength Spanx, Kim has little bulges and it looks like the zipper of her Lanvin dress is straining and about to pop.
Looking more voluptuous than ever, Halle Berry her fiancé Olivier Martinez and her daughter Nahla hit the beach in Hawaii for Easter vacation. Halle has been preoccupied with her own cleavage lately. Nahla is probably wondering if the Easter Bunny will bring a basket of eggs to sunny Waikiki.
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What happened to everybody’s sense of humor? This silly Ford ad, which was leaked but never published or used in any way, has caused the mischievous ad agency employees responsible to be fired and Kardashian lawyers are threatening a lawsuit! Apologies are flying all over the place! Feminists are riled up! What’s WRONG with you people? Don’t you know a JOKE when you see one? The “ad” was captioned ”Leave Your Worries Behind.” Paris Hilton is gleefully driving the three bound and gagged Kardashian sisters who stole Paris’s fame and popularity, in the roomy Ford trunk. Obviously Paris sees the humor in it because she’s the only one not complaining – about an ad that was never used. Stop overanalyzing- it’s a funny mock-up, nothing more.
Don’t waste your sympathy on singer Dionne Warwick, who declared bankruptcy this week. Dionne was the Whitney Houston of her day and had 56 hit songs on the Billboard Hot 100 chart between 1962 and 1998. She was spokesperson for The Psychic Friends Network, and their TV ads with 900 numbers bilked gullible viewers out of untold millions from 1991 to 1998. Dionne earned well over 3 million dollars a year for that job. Later she founded The Warwick Foundation supposedly to raise money for AIDS, but an investigation proved that 90% of the money donated actually went to pay for Dionne’s fancy lifestyle and salaries for employees. The foundation dissolved in disgrace. Dionne owes the IRS and the state of California ten million dollars in taxes and we can only hope she pays up like the rest of us have to.
Lisa Vanderpump and her husband Ken Todd renewed their vows in a fancy ceremony on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and they flashed this photo from their original wedding. We thought you’d like a closer look at it. Lisa was 21 when they wed in 1982 and Ken was 16 years older. They got married only six months after meeting, and it’s lasted a long time! Especially for a Beverly Hills housewife!
At least she has a sense of humor about herself. Kirstie Alley tweeted this shocking image of her head photoshopped onto an enormous body in a bikini. Like Honey Boo Boo’s mother, Kirstie claims to have lost 100 pounds (thanks to her Scientology weight loss program,) but we have our doubts.
Brad Pitt is defiantly stepping into the shoes of Tom Cruise and Will Smith in the apocalyptic drama World War Z and they seem to fit him quite well. Brad spent much of last year shooting this monumental zombie thriller and even more time doing reshoots to perfect it. Judging by this #2 trailer, these zombies are FAST, and we are in for a thrill ride next June.
Apparently there’s a former crew member on the Kardashians reality series who has a big mouth and he’s whispering that Kim’s romance with Kanye West is all a set-up and a fake. He says Kim chose to get pregnant by in vitro fertilization after she was disillusioned by love and her marriage to Kris Humphries. The guy insists that Kim hooked up with Kanye because she likes him and he needs a beard. In other words he’s GAY and it’s a big coverup. Kim will have the baby she wants and a successful man at her side who likes to talk about fashion. A modern couple. It’s a very entertaining rumor, but we doubt that it’s true. However, one never knows.
Kim Kardashian continues her daily lesson on “what NOT to wear when you’re expecting.” This black skintight top and short bubble skirt makes her look rotund, not pregnant. And she’s meeting Robin Antin for lunch at the very casual Fred Segal on a warm day – not on her way to a cocktail party. Is Kanye West still responsible for her odd attire?
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We think this little story from the About Town section of The Hollywood Reporter is character-revealing. Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne finally unloaded their 13 million dollar Hidden Hills home to Jessica Simpson, but the deal was held up by a dispute over the rear property line. The owners of the land behind the Osbournes actually owned some of what the Osbournes thought was theirs. They arranged a meeting to create an easement and according to an eyewitness source, Sharon told her neighbors “Don’t you little people have anything better to do with your little lives?”
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