Prison

REDMOND O’NEAL: THIS IS WHAT HEROIN DOES TO YOUR FACE

Redmond O’Neal just can’t get it right. The last judge he saw warned him that if he didn’t clean up in his current rehab, he’d be sent to state prison for his accumulated felonies. This week someone sneaked drugs to him in rehab and he flunked a drug test. He’s expected to be back in front of the judge this week and the outcome won’t be good. But nothing could be worse than his last mug shot. This sunken, aging face belongs to a privileged 26 year old kid with two good looking parents. Look what he’s done to himself.

By Janet / September 14, 2011

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GOOD NEWS: OJ SIMPSON WAS BEATEN UP IN PRISON! BAD NEWS: HE SURVIVED!

If anyone every deserved to be miserable, it’s OJ Simpson. We were happy to her that the egotistical double murderer got a harsh beating from other prisoners at Nevada’s Lovelock Correctional Center. According to the Enquirer, he was targeted by a group of white supremacists because he was heard bragging about his success with beautiful white women and he said that once they had sex with him, they never wanted to sleep with white guys again. Racist skinheads waited for an opportunity in the exercise yard and jumped OJ – they gave him such a beating that he ended up in the infirmary for two and a half weeks. Prison officials tried to keep it quiet, but now he pays other inmates to be his bodyguards.

By Janet / February 13, 2011

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WHAT DO CHARLIE SHEEN AND CRIMINAL JOSEF FRITZL HAVE IN COMMON?

Austrian monster Josef Fritzl, 75, who’s serving a life sentence for rape, slavery, imprisonment, and negligent homicide, after locking his daughter in a dungeon and raping her for 24 years, gave a revealing interview to Germany’s Bild newspaper. While his sex slave daughter was imprisoned she gave birth to 7 children and one died. Bild reports that this fiend doesn’t acknowledge that he committed a crime and is convinced his daughter is kept from visiting him. He remains “arrogant and unrepentant.” Worst of all, he spends his days watching TV and his favorite show is “Two and a Half Men.” (Arrogant and unrepentant might be words used to describe Charlie Sheen also, on a much smaller scale, of course) Why is this evil criminal allowed the luxury of television?

By Janet / November 2, 2010

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GEORGE MICHAEL IS MAKING FRIENDS IN PRISON

Has George Michael not only lost his looks, but lost his MIND also? While serving his eight week DUI sentence in a UK prison, George made the acquaintance of a 280 lb, 6’3” career criminal named Robert Bleach. Bleach, responsible for a string of violent robberies, offered to protect George from other inmates – telling him if anyone messed with him, to mention his name, and they’d back off. Now George is considering hiring Bleach as his bodyguard when the robber gets out in January. Rehabilitation is nice, but what George Michael needs is a DRIVER.

By Janet / October 4, 2010

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MURDERER JORAN VAN DER SLOOT IS LIVING IT UP IN PERUVIAN PRISON

Natalee Holloway’s murderer Joran van der Sloot is living high on the hog in his Peruvian prison, according to The Enquirer. A Dutch media company paid him $50,000 for a TV interview and his local lawyer has been funneling the money in measured amounts to him in prison. He uses the windfall to buy gourmet meals, his favorite drinks, and privileges like playing poker with the guards. He also buys expensive gifts for his prison buddy – a paid assassin who “protects” him. He’s become very popular because he buys cigarettes and food for the toughest inmates and pays off the guards. It’s too bad Peru doen’t have a law against criminals profiting from their crimes.

By Janet / September 26, 2010

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PHIL SPECTOR WAS EVEN WORSE THAN YOU THOUGHT

Our insightful colleague, Linda Stasi, the TV critic at the NY Post, brought a fascinating investigation to our attention. On Thursday night the Discovery channel show “True Crime with Aphrodite Jones” is all about Phil Spector, who is currently incarcerated for killing Lana Clarkson. As Linda says, “to know him is to hate him.” Footage of Spector’s police interrogation on the night Lana Clarkson was killed is appalling – he’s irate because Lana, a girl he just met, “blew her head open at his castle” and left him accused of murder. There’s also some revealing footage of Spector taken by his former assistant in which he says “What was her motive for taking her own life? I don’t know and I really don’t care!” The show also reveals that Spector got a facelift between his two trials. This should be gratifying viewing for anyone who was happy to see Spector locked up.

By Janet / March 30, 2010

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FRED GOLDMAN IS PICKING ON OJ SIMPSON AGAIN

Fred Goldman is a real hero in our eyes because he never gives up. OJ Simpson wouldn’t be sitting in prison right now if it weren’t for Fred Goldman, the father of Ron Goldman, who was murdered by OJ along with Nicole Simpson. After winning a civil suit against OJ and 33 million dollars in restitution, Fred relentlessly pursued OJ for the money and OJ was in the act of concealing his income when he was arrested for armed robbery. Anyway, Fred has NOT stopped the much-deserved harassment – now he’s filed suit against OJ’s lawyer – he wants the suit OJ was wearing (above) when he was acquitted of murder. Let’s hope he wins the suit, auctions it off for a lot of money, and keeps up the fight!

By Janet / March 1, 2010

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THE TRAGEDY OF CAMERON DOUGLAS

What good can possibly come from locking up Michael Douglas’s son Cameron in jail for ten years to life? His track record isn’t nearly as bad as Farrah Fawcett’s son Redmond, but he’s confessed to drug dealing and that is the resulting sentence. He didn’t injure anybody and he didn’t get caught driving under the influence – he’s a danger mostly to himself. It’s a nonviolent, victimless crime. He’s messed up, but these harsh drug laws need to be revised. Personally, we take enormous satisfaction in seeing REAL criminals punished, but this is different. Prison is not always the answer. We feel awful for Michael Douglas, who showed up in court for Cameron.

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By Janet / January 31, 2010

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