MURDERER JORAN VAN DER SLOOT IS LIVING IT UP IN PERUVIAN PRISON

Natalee Holloway’s murderer Joran van der Sloot is living high on the hog in his Peruvian prison, according to The Enquirer. A Dutch media company paid him $50,000 for a TV interview and his local lawyer has been funneling the money in measured amounts to him in prison. He uses the windfall to buy gourmet meals, his favorite drinks, and privileges like playing poker with the guards. He also buys expensive gifts for his prison buddy – a paid assassin who “protects” him. He’s become very popular because he buys cigarettes and food for the toughest inmates and pays off the guards. It’s too bad Peru doen’t have a law against criminals profiting from their crimes.

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16 thoughts on “MURDERER JORAN VAN DER SLOOT IS LIVING IT UP IN PERUVIAN PRISON

  1. Janet, really? This is a celebrity gossip site. Why post this story? It is like starting a new version of Hollywood Squares and inviting the president of NAMBLA to be center square. Gross.

  2. being hostile to the guards or even kill them is the other option?

  3. JC,
    Thank you for years of gossip entertainment.
    You have a *very respectable site. Please do not start glorifying this good-for-nothing-nothing by asking your dedicated readers to comment on anything regarding his “stay” in Peru.There is nothing positive that he has to offer,and I feel that he is a waste of space on this site.

  4. One can only hope for the best…that he gets a huge sharp shaft up the ass into his throat. I’d do it myself if they’d let me!

  5. old picture,,,noting new in the story……Janet ran out of promo material from Jennifer Lopez’s team it seems.

    What about a black Morgan Freeman marries granddaughter update!

  6. The money will run out soon enough, and he’ll be in for life. So for now, he’s living in denial.

  7. strom, hold your penis some story about a black person is coming sooner or later so don’t get your hood in a knot. This vile piece of shit needs to be gang raped and then have his throat slit.

  8. Yep, it is a case for capital punishment….even better would be to send him to Gay Island with the rest of the Aids carriers.

  9. I have to give props to the U.S. legal and prison systems. In America, a creep like Sloot would have gotten life – as in NO CHANCE IN HELL OF EVER GETTING OUT – and would be spending some his time in prison doing some menial work, and the rest trying not to get gang raped and/or torn to shreds.

  10. Janet, I’m GLAD you posted this. I always want to know what is going on with this guy. He’ll get his in the end!

  11. He received dozens, if not hundreds, of marriage proposals. Most of South American countries are corrupt through and through, cops, prisons, etc.

  12. ESTA WEB SOLO PUBLICA ESTUPIDECES Y PURAS MENTIRAS.
    ME LLEGAN AL HUEVO!!!

  13. Casonia Logenberry..I would turn Hells kitchen out and those other people would lose and..I Would Win and Blow the other people out of the water and would kill them with kindness says:

    It is better to pay people to protect you in jail or your gonna be some one Bitch and have to take it up the Hole? Jail can turn you out and…Hurt you and steal from you and use you but I have never been to jail and don’t ever want to go but I know people who have been to jail and some people go back and some people never go back and jail has to be hell.

  14. As mentioned:

    Old picture,,,noting new in the story……Janet ran out of promo material from Jennifer Lopez’s team it seems.

    What about a black Morgan Freeman marries granddaughter update!

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