Kris Jenner

KRIS JENNER WILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE HER TALK SHOW A HIT

The first week of Kris Jenner’s talk show pulled in enough viewers to keep producers happy, but don’t jump to conclusions. The curiosity factor drew a hefty audience but it’s actually the next few weeks that tell the tale. Ratings can drop off enormously if people watching didn’t have a favorable first impression. (We weren’t bowled over, were YOU?) We expect Kris to become more desperate as the weeks go by. Oh, and if you heard the rumor that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are getting their OWN show, (heaven help us!) sources at E! say is isn’t true. Yet.

KRIS JENNER’S HAVING TROUBLE GETTING TALK SHOW GUESTS!

This we can believe. Kris Jenner’s talk show is set to debut in July and she’s having a terrible time booking guests! She considers herself to be a well connected Hollywood insider and was completely astonished when every A-list celebrity she invited to appear either refused or simply ignored her request! She’s not as popular as she thought she was. According to Star magazine she turned to her business partner Ryan Seacrest to use HIS influence to book celebrities, but so far he isn’t having much luck either. Maybe Kanye West will help her out.

KRIS JENNER NEEDS A BIG BAG FOR HER MONEY

EVERYBODY is going to Selfridges in London since the PBS TV series put the store back on the map. Among the shoppers: the Kardashians of course. Kris discovered Chanel’s hula hoop purse – it was the most talked about item in the Spring collection. The jumbo version of this beach bag wasn’t expected to make it into stores, but apparently it did. A mini version of the bag is $2500.00 so the big one must be around $20,000. Pocket money for Kris.

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KIM KARDASHIAN IS EATING IN HOPES OF LANDING THE BIGGEST WEIGHT-LOSS DEAL OF ALL TIME

The more you look at Kim Kardashian’s tacky and unflattering pregnancy outfits, the more plausible it seems that she might be preparing to sell her baby weight loss regime to the highest bidder. By walking around in assorted get-ups that play up her weight GAIN, Kim is building up incredible publicity in preparation for her miraculous weight LOSS after the birth. Yes, we believe her mother Kris is encouraging her to eat up and plump up so she can make the weight loss deal of a lifetime with someone like Jenny Craig! It’s likely that Kanye West wants no part of this deal and he’s staying in the background.

KANYE WEST AND KRIS JENNER WILL BATTLE IT OUT IN 2013

Prediction for the new year: Kanye West and Kris Jenner are gearing up for a huge battle over control of Kim and her baby. Kris and “E!” producers of the Kardashian reality series are hoping to document Kim’s pregnancy and birth to a bonanza of ratings. But Kanye has thrown a wrench in the works. HE aims to control his baby mama and their progeny, and says “no way” to having their child on camera. Momager Kris is outraged because her other daughter Kourtney is so cooperative about sharing her children on camera. Why not Kim? Kanye is a threat to her dynasty. In 2013, Kris and Kanye will wrestle for control of Kim and their baby and the family will never be the same.

KRIS JENNER IS PROUD TO CALL HERSELF WONDER WOMAN

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The award for the first really bad costume of the Halloween season goes to – Kris Jenner. She tweeted this photo of herself done up in a “mom” version of Wonder Woman. The tacky costume looks like it came from a discount store – it has baggy shorts and long sleeves. Lynda Carter has nothing to worry about.

CAN KRIS JENNER SUCCEED WITHOUT HER DAUGHTERS?

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Many of our readers seem to have developed a powerful dislike for anything Kardashian– so this will make them gag. According to Deadline.com, Kris Jenner is negotiating with Fox to have her own talk show! (That’s funny – we thought talk show hosts had to be well liked!) Kris has been DYING for her own show and Fox is thinking of giving her a chance this summer with a six week test run. Wendy Williams and Bethenny had successful summer test runs that launched their shows, and Kris figures she can do the same. (Above, Kris and Oprah)

WHY THE KARDASHIANS HATE TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES

Kris Jenner must be grinding her teeth because Kourtney’s baby, Penelope Scotland Disick, was born at the WORST possible time! Momager Kris had hoped for tons of attention when the much publicized baby arrived, plus a hefty amount of money for the first photos. But the world was SO totally caught up in the drama of the Cruise-Holmes divorce, that the birth was just a blip on the radar. On top of that, Jessica Simpson’s baby pix did NOT do well on the newsstands, so magazine editors aren’t likely to pay much for Kourtney’s second baby. Huffington Post says “The Kardashian craze has been over for some time now. A picture of Tom and Katie is worth more.”

KHLOE KARDASHIAN: WHO’S YOUR DADDY?

We have a feeling a giant Kan of Kardashian worms just opened. The two wives Robert Kardashian married AFTER he divorced Kris have BOTH claimed that Robert said Khloe was fathered by another man while he and Kris were on the outs, and was not actually his child. The women told Star Magazine that Robert loved Khloe but did not believe she was HIS child. Indeed, Kris has admitted she cheated on Robert while they were married and that’s what ultimately caused the divorce. It’s always been a running joke among the Kardashians that Khloe didn’t resemble her family – she’s bigger and has lighter, curly hair. This leaves the door open for every man Kris ever cheated with to come forward and sell his story and offer to take a DNA test. (Kris must be squirming.) This is going to be fun!

KRIS JENNER BACK IN THE 80’S WHEN SHE WAS A KARDASHIAN

In case you wondered how vacuous Kris Jenner was back in 1985 when she was actually a Kardashian, get a load of this vanity video. Kris Kardashian was happily married to Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney’s indulgent father Robert back then, and he produced this video dedicated to Kris’s dear friends, for her 30th birthday. Many of her friends – even employees at restaurants and shops she liked, participated. She showed it at her birthday party. Among her “friends” you’ll see OJ Simpson and Nicole. It’s a bit like a whirlwind tour of Beverly Hills back in the 80’s….

Video via: Daily Mail