Kris Jenner

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KANYE WEST AND KRIS JENNER WILL BATTLE IT OUT IN 2013

Prediction for the new year: Kanye West and Kris Jenner are gearing up for a huge battle over control of Kim and her baby. Kris and “E!” producers of the Kardashian reality series are hoping to document Kim’s pregnancy and birth to a bonanza of ratings. But Kanye has thrown a wrench in the works. HE aims to control his baby mama and their progeny, and says “no way” to having their child on camera. Momager Kris is outraged because her other daughter Kourtney is so cooperative about sharing her children on camera. Why not Kim? Kanye is a threat to her dynasty. In 2013, Kris and Kanye will wrestle for control of Kim and their baby and the family will never be the same.

By Janet / January 1, 2013
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CAN KRIS JENNER SUCCEED WITHOUT HER DAUGHTERS?

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Many of our readers seem to have developed a powerful dislike for anything Kardashian– so this will make them gag. According to Deadline.com, Kris Jenner is negotiating with Fox to have her own talk show! (That’s funny – we thought talk show hosts had to be well liked!) Kris has been DYING for her own show and Fox is thinking of giving her a chance this summer with a six week test run. Wendy Williams and Bethenny had successful summer test runs that launched their shows, and Kris figures she can do the same. (Above, Kris and Oprah)

By Janet / October 9, 2012
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WHY THE KARDASHIANS HATE TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES

Kris Jenner must be grinding her teeth because Kourtney’s baby, Penelope Scotland Disick, was born at the WORST possible time! Momager Kris had hoped for tons of attention when the much publicized baby arrived, plus a hefty amount of money for the first photos. But the world was SO totally caught up in the drama of the Cruise-Holmes divorce, that the birth was just a blip on the radar. On top of that, Jessica Simpson’s baby pix did NOT do well on the newsstands, so magazine editors aren’t likely to pay much for Kourtney’s second baby. Huffington Post says “The Kardashian craze has been over for some time now. A picture of Tom and Katie is worth more.”

By Janet / July 12, 2012
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KHLOE KARDASHIAN: WHO’S YOUR DADDY?

We have a feeling a giant Kan of Kardashian worms just opened. The two wives Robert Kardashian married AFTER he divorced Kris have BOTH claimed that Robert said Khloe was fathered by another man while he and Kris were on the outs, and was not actually his child. The women told Star Magazine that Robert loved Khloe but did not believe she was HIS child. Indeed, Kris has admitted she cheated on Robert while they were married and that’s what ultimately caused the divorce. It’s always been a running joke among the Kardashians that Khloe didn’t resemble her family – she’s bigger and has lighter, curly hair. This leaves the door open for every man Kris ever cheated with to come forward and sell his story and offer to take a DNA test. (Kris must be squirming.) This is going to be fun!

By Janet / January 11, 2012
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KRIS JENNER BACK IN THE 80’S WHEN SHE WAS A KARDASHIAN

In case you wondered how vacuous Kris Jenner was back in 1985 when she was actually a Kardashian, get a load of this vanity video. Kris Kardashian was happily married to Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney’s indulgent father Robert back then, and he produced this video dedicated to Kris’s dear friends, for her 30th birthday. Many of her friends – even employees at restaurants and shops she liked, participated. She showed it at her birthday party. Among her “friends” you’ll see OJ Simpson and Nicole. It’s a bit like a whirlwind tour of Beverly Hills back in the 80’s….

Video via: Daily Mail

By Janet / December 21, 2011
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THE NEW POWER COUPLE: KOBE BRYANT AND KIM KARDASHIAN

We had NO IDEA how involved the Kardashians were in the Kobe Bryant divorce! Kris Jenner has been schmoozing up all the Laker wives since she became a fixture at the games. When Kris heard that there were rumors of Lamar Odom being traded awhile back she was outraged because she knew her son-in-law didn’t want to go. (Lamar was almost in tears.) Kris hoped Kobe would make sure it didn’t happen, but he didn’t get involved and Lamer WAS traded – to Kris’s extreme disappointment. Maybe this motivated Kris to tell Vanessa about her husband’s cheating. We don’t know for sure. But we DO know as soon as the divorce was announced, Kim let it be known that she wanted to be fixed up with Kobe and he LOVES the idea! So Kim and Kobe (who is notorious for his generosity to women) are free to date each other! And Kim might end up having babies that grow up to be 7 feet tall!

By Janet / December 20, 2011
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KIM KARDASHIAN’S DIVORCE TIMING: A CONSPIRACY WITH KRIS JENNER?

All of a sudden things are falling into place. Did Kim and her mother Kris Jenner CONSPIRE to time this divorce filing on the eve of Kris’s press tour for her book? With Kim in Australia, interviews with Kris Jenner are suddenly vitally important, and TV shows are fighting over her. Her book sales can only profit from all this extra publicity and Kris is thoroughly enjoying all the attention. Next we expect the E! channel to announce a televised special about the divorce…

By Janet / November 2, 2011
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KIM KARDASHIAN: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO TO THE WEDDING GIFTS?

Whether Kim Kardashian will return her wedding gifts has become a burning issue in Hollywood. According to etiquette experts, the marriage was very short and the gifts should absolutely be returned, along with a personal note from the bride. Kim had registered for $172,000 worth of place settings, crystal etc. But we’re thinking that ever-practical Kris Jenner might have already returned the gifts to stores for cold hard cash! If that’s the case, Kim could always donate the value of each gift to charity and inform all the disgruntled guests who gave them. 400 wedding attendees will be waiting to see what happens. We wonder if the Vera Wang wedding dress will be auctioned off on eBay….

By Janet / November 1, 2011
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KRIS JENNER’S HAIR GIVES QVC A HEADACHE

Kris Jenner recently started selling her fashion collection on QVC and she’s already earned a reputation as a diva. Among other things, she simply CANNOT allow the QVC staffers to blow dry her hair for the show. Despite the fact that the hair and makeup people have served many celebrity guests before Kris, she won’t let anyone touch her hair except her private hairdresser Alex Rodan. QVC has to pay Alex $1500 a day to travel with Kris.

By Janet / October 2, 2011