Khloe Kardashian

THE TROUBLE WITH BEING KHLOE

Khloe Kardashian, like her sister Kim, just LOVES to shop at Barneys in Beverly Hills, but they both have the same problem: fit. The sisters’ improbable proportions do not match the sizes available in designer clothes. It’s very frustrating to see lots of beautiful things that simply will never fit. The girls have to settle for customized items or SPANDEX and Barneys is not a purveyor of spandex. Just about all they can purchase are shoes, accessories, and cosmetics. Indeed, Khloe looks out of place in her stilettos and absurdly tight outfit at Barneys.

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WHAT LASER PROCEDURE DID KHLOE HAVE DONE THIS WEEK?

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Khloe Kardashian just walked out of the Epione Cosmetic Laser Center in Beverly Hills (for the second visit this week) and we’re trying to figure out what she had done. Earlier in the week she covered herself up on the way out, but this time she wasn’t so secretive. Her upper lip DOES look a bit strange. But she looks good and went straight to the visit Lamar at his rehabilitation center.

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN: YOU CAN’T BE TOO THIN OR TOO PRETTY

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Imagine the luxury of having nothing to do all day but visit the hair and nail salon, and go to the gym! Late afternoon is spent getting ready to go out for the evening. Khloe Kardashian lives a life of leisure but still manages to call attention to herself. She claims to have lost 35 pounds by doing daily workouts at the gym. If she DID lose 35 pounds, why does she walk around on a 103 degree day dressed in black from head to toe, including a jacket and an extra shirt tied around her waist? Above, she was photographed arriving at her hair salon. She says she’s so accustomed to having her hair done by someone else, that she’s forgotten how how to do it herself!

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KHLOE AIMS TO BE THE KARDASHIAN BOMBSHELL

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Khloe has always felt like the least attractive Kardashian sister and now she’s determined to turn herself into a bombshell. Her competition is stiff because the other girls have all made names for themselves for various reasons. Khloe intends to stand out as the only blonde, so she bleached her hair and extensions. Her frequent trips to the gym only emphasize the fact that her bottom is getting bigger than Kim’s and her clothes tighter. Above, she’s at the airport and doesn’t seem at all fazed by a random hand on her butt. No feelings there?

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WHAT’S A GIRL TO DO? KHLOE GOES BLONDE

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Khloe Kardashian has been getting some heavy competition from her Kardashian and Jenner sisters. Kendall is now a successful model, Kylie has new lips and a new image, Kourtney has an errant boyfriend, and Kim‘s baby North guarantees her plenty of face time. With her sisters grabbing all the attention, Khloe had no choice but to do SOMETHING – so she bleached her hair blond and pulled on the tight pants.

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN: EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY

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And this one says it all. It appears that Khloe observed with interest how her sister Kylie’s fortune changed for the better when she had her lips enlarged. So Khloe decided to get the same procedure done, but she got caught in the act. Khloe kept her mouth covered as she left the doctor’s office, but alert paparazzi were outside waiting. If her lips look good when she reveals them, the dermatologist will probably get a lot of business.

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN: WHITE PANTS ARE NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND!

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Khloe Kardashian seems to be wearing white tuxedo pants with a satin stripe and a sheer blouse. A jacket might have disguised a multitude of sins. Her pants look tight enough to split any minute so a jacket would have been a safety factor also. White pants are a gamble on anyone over 120 pounds, but Khloe remains fearless. Her trips to the gym have not visibly reduced the size of her bottom. Come to think of it, if she had a normal size butt, she wouldn’t get half as much attention…

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN: WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

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We’re astonished by this photo of Khloe Kardashian for more than one reason. First of all, her backside is ENORMOUS and not entirely natural looking. Secondly, she is wearing a skin-tight black leather skirt while running an errand at Fusion Luxury Motors in Northridge, where they buy and sell ultra fancy and collectible vintage cars. Whether she’s looking to buy a car or unload one is not known, but we’re betting those mechanics gave her plenty of attention. You don’t see people walking around Northridge dressed like this every day.

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KHLOE WANTS TO KNOW WHO TOOK THE JEWELRY – SO DO WE!

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Leave it to a Kardashian to claim $250,000 worth of jewelry is MISSING from a house they sold months ago. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom put their house up for sale in November and it was reportedly bought by “Big Bang Theory” star Kaley Cuoco. The whole story is VERY fishy. Khloe and Lamar moved OUT. The place has been vacant for a month and various workers have been in and out doing repairs, as well as film crew and staff. There was no forced entry. Khloe supposedly discovered the loss – gold chains and watches (sounds like men’s jewelry) recently when she went to pack up the last of her possessions. But WHY would anyone in their right mind leave jewelry behind when they sell a house and move OUT? Could Lamar have pawned the stuff in a moment of desperation? Is this an insurance scam? According to TMZ, Khloe wants EVERYONE who was in the house to take a lie detector test! Police are wasting their precious time investigating this “crime.” (Above, Once upon a time… Khloe and Lamar were happy)