Brandi Glanville

BRANDI GLANVILLE: COUGARS ON THE PROWL

Most clubs would swing their doors wide open if they saw these two hot babes approaching, but apparently The Nice Guy in Hollywood has it’s fill of pretty women. Reality star/loose cannon Brandy Glanville, 43, and her friend dressed to kill in their shortest skirts and thought they could talk their way into the exclusive club – after all, Brandi IS a reality star. Their plans were foiled when the doorman pointed out that their names weren’t on the list. Brandi tried that old trick of “I’m meeting my friend here – let me see if HIS name is on the list,” but the door guy’s heard THAT one before. No reservation – no entry. We DID feel a pang of pity for Brandi – everybody remembers what it feels like to not be “on the list” but Brandi had the awkward shun documented by numerous photographers.

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BRANDI GLANVILLE’S BOOK HAS CAUSED AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES FOR LEANN RIMES

It’s ironic, but ever since Brandi Glanville’s tell-all book “Drinking and Tweeting” became a hit, LeAnn Rimes has been bombarded with offers! It obviously PAYS to be a little crazy. Real Housewives would love her to join the cast, and she’s entertaining offers for her OWN reality show, or even a scripted one. Plus, she’s been offered big bucks to write a book of her own! It’s amazing how a bad situation can turn on a dime into a good one…

IS LEANN RIMES CRAZY ENOUGH TO JOIN THE BEVERLY HILLS HOUSEWIVES?

We can’t help but ponder the news that Bravo producers are BEGGING LeAnn Rimes to join the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Leann’s nemesis Brandi Glanville is totally up for it! Bravo is telling LeAnn that this is her opportunity to tell “her side of the story.” LeAnn famously broke up Brandi’s family and stole her husband Eddie Cibrian, whom she promptly married. But there really isn’t a GOOD side to that story so how can Leann clean up her image, anyway? Brandi’s new book would probably benefit if LeAnn were sensationally added to the cast. LeAnn’s penchant for being photographed in a bikini would certainly spur Brandi to a bikini showdown. WE would certainly tune in, wondering how long LeAnn could hold on to her sanity. Stranger things have happened.

THAT’S A RELIEF: LEANN RIMES SAYS SHE’S DEFINITELY NOT PREGNANT

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Star Magazine figured that since LeAnn Rimes has been looking healthier, it was time to haul out the “she’s pregnant” rumors. After all, it’d been awhile since they had seen a photograph of LeAnn with a drink in her hand. Best of all, the news would probably incite Brandi Glanville to let loose a barrage of unfiltered commentary. Unfortunately, LeAnn was able to deny the rumor before it became an issue. Certainly it isn’t a great time for her to have a baby anyway, with all her emotional problems.

LEANN RIMES TO BRANDI GLANVILLE: IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY!

Not only did LeAnn Rimes, 29, steal Brandi Glanville’s husband – she also stole her scent! LeAnn noticed and loved the fragrance that Brandi, 39, wore to a recent soccer game. Since they are now speaking, LeAnn asked what it was and Brandi told her “Jo Malone’s Orange Blossom.” Ruthless LeAnn went right out and bought the same cologne and now she wears it all the time – it’s HER scent too! Of course, her husband Eddie Cibrian is crazy about it.

WHY IS LEANN RIMES ALWAYS WEARING A BIKINI?

Somebody who really DOES love her body is definitely LeAnn Rimes. It’s almost ridiculous how often she’s photographed in a bikini and it’s the middle of winter. Apparently she goes on vacation to a warm climate every month. And she wears a bikini at all times – even when her husband Eddie Cibrian is fully dressed. Coincidentally or not, there is always a photographer present at her obscure vacation spot to document her parade of bikinis. She does look great, but we wonder if she‘s sending some kind of “look at me” message to Eddie’s ex wife Brandi Glanville.

“REAL HOUSEWIFE” BRANDI GLANVILLE IS THE LOONIEST OF THEM ALL

Oh boy- “Real Housewife” Brandi Glanville is even more of a loose cannon than we realized. After she had that not-quite-legal New Year’s Eve “marriage” to her best friend Darin Harvey, she posted this on her Facebook page. The plot thickens:

“There is a sad person who has a serious cocaine problem that use to be married to my BFF Darin Harvey. Her name is Michelle she is a hopeless individual that has tried to black mail me.She sold Star magazine untrue stories about me for 15gs to support her drug habit. She is attempting to ruin my life and my real friendships.She is writing hateful mean messages to my real friends that are untrue.I am not married to Darin legally he is my friend, I love him and his son Tanner and I always will!”