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NO MORE EXCUSES FOR BRAD AND ANGELINA

Remember when Brad and Angelina announced that they wouldn’t get married until EVERYONE can? Well, the time has come! The party celebrating same-sex marriage started in West Hollywood around 6 PM and it just gets louder and louder. Thousands of people are expected to fill the streets partying with gay abandon. We’re all happy, so what better time for Brangelina to finally tie the knot and make their kids happy?

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BRAD PITT’S “WORLD WAR Z:” A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE MOVIE THAT HIS KIDS CAN SEE

Producer and star Brad Pitt has been tirelessly promoting “World War Z” it seems like EVERYWHERE, so we really didn’t have high hopes for the movie. We just saw it and have to admit it really isn’t so bad. It is genuinely scary – almost like an old- fashioned horror movie from the 50’s or 60’s. It’s totally family friendly so Brad’s kids can see it – no sex or profanity, no excessive gore or violence, and Brad plays a likeable family man and hero. So we’re thinking he might make his money back.

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WE TOLD YA SO! BRAD PITT EXPLAINS JENNIFER ANISTON DIVORCE

Since this website was born seven years ago, we have been telling readers that Angelina Jolie did NOT break up Brad Pitt’s marriage to Jennifer Aniston. The truth is, Jennifer grew unhappy because Brad was a bore – he sat on the couch all day and did nothing but smoke weed. He lost his mojo. Soon they both acknowledged their lack of happiness and Jennifer asked for a divorce. Brad’s “Mr and Mrs Smith” costar Angelina was thrilled her hear about the split and gave Brad a shoulder to lean on. Brad did not take up with Angelina until his marriage was over. Jen and Brad’s friend Sheryl Crowe clarified the situation “Jennifer broke up with Brad, and NOT because of Angelina.” Brad’s recent interview backs up what we have always said. He totally blamed himself for the demise of the marriage because he became “dull,” and praised Jennifer as a “giving, loving and hilarious woman.” Brad is not a cheater.

BRAD AND ANGELINA: ONE LAST STOP FOR THE BABY TRAIN?

The obvious next step in Angelina Jolie’s preventive surgical treatment is removal of her ovaries, and there may be a reason she hasn’t rushed to have it done. It’s likely that she and Brad are contemplating having ONE MORE baby while it’s still possible. Angelina and Brad talked about adding to their family before she had her mastectomy, and if they decide to try one more time, it will probably be sooner rather than later.

DON’T TRY TO TAKE AWAY BRAD AND ANGELINA’S GUNS!

Brad Pitt surprised visitors at CinemaCon in Las Vegas last week when appeared to promote his zombie movie “World War Z.” The next day Brad, Angelina and all the kids descended upon the Bonanza Gifts shop according to Norm Clarke, and spent 45 minutes picking out a remote control zombie among other toys, snowglobes, and gifts for the family. Later that day Brad took Angie for a special date to the Strip Gun Club. The club refused to divulge any details but did say that both Brad and Angie had a great time shooting. Keep in mind, Brad spent around $400,000 on a shooting range with pop-up silhouette targets for Angelina located in their estate in France. Apparently guns are a fun sport or maybe an aphrodisiac for both – remember there were plenty of firearms on the set of “Mr and Mrs. Smith” when they met.

BRAD AND ANGELINA’S DAY AT THE MUSEUM

Brad and Angelina’s kids are just oozing personality and now four year old Knox has morphed into a black clad little hipster version of his daddy. Twins Knox and Vivienne spent Valentine’s Day with their doting parents learning about evolution at the Natural History Museum in Los Angeles. Vivienne, who recently played a part in Angelina’s movie “Maleficent,” wore a leopard coat over her black outfit. The kids were particularly interested in the spectacular dinosaur exhibition and each left with a toy animal from the gift shop.

BRAD PITT HAS A THING FOR MARBLE BATHTUBS

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Brad Pitt has long been obsessed with architecture and design, and he jumped at the chance to create his own line of modern furniture. Brad commissioned high-end furniture maker Frank Pollaro to make some things for his own home and they struck up a friendship. Frank saw Brad’s collection or sketches and suggested he create his own collection. Together they built around a dozen of Brad’s pieces to show in conjunction with Frank’s Art deco inspired furnishings on November 13 in New York. The prices will be high, but Brad points out that the designs might be recreated in more affordable materials in the future. Here’s a fun fact: Brad had an artisan working in his LA garage for many months creating a special had carved marble tub for his then wife Jennifer Aniston.
In the photo above, Brad and Frank brainstorm in the wine cellar of Brad’s home in France. Below are photos of the bed and marble bathtub for two that Brad designed.)
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IS THIS BRAD PITT CHANEL AD A JOKE, OR WHAT?

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Brad Pitt for Chanel:

Charlize Theron for Dior:

What happened to Chanel? And what happened to Brad Pitt? This Chanel #5 ad (top) has to be the worst thing brad has ever done! He looks washed out, rumpled and defeated. Facial fuzz and stringy hair add to the lack of physical appeal. There’s nothing flattering or enticing or sexy about the ad. Compare it to the one that Charlize Theron did (with no expense spared) for Dior. Which scent would YOU buy?