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CHARLIE SHEEN’S SITCOM “TWO AND A HALF MEN” IS A MONEY MACHINE

Warner Brothers just made a truckload of money because Charlie Sheen was persuaded to do two more years of “Two and a Half Men.” It’s just been renewed for syndication for 7 more years for untold millions of dollars. The show is already the number one syndicated comedy and it’s expected to deliver for decades, like Friends or Seinfeld. That’s why Warner Brothers agreed to pay Sheen an astronomical 1.25 million per episode and ignore his personal problems. Does Charlie realize he might be the luckiest actor alive?

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

EVA LONGORIA CAUGHT TONY PARKER CHEATING WITH TEXTS

What a week for Eva Longoria. First she had to deny reports that her ballplayer husband Tony Parker filed for divorce on Monday, then today she filed for divorce HERSELF. Tony cheated on her with more than one woman – with hundreds of texts as evidence. One woman is a teammates wife. (Didn’t he learn ANYTHING from the Tiger Woods split?) Eva, who happens to be a nice girl, put up with a lot during their marriage – Tony was always whining that their separations were “difficult” for him and implying temptation. Eva’s close friend Mario Lopez says she is heartbroken over the situation. We wonder if the mistresses will be shopping around their stories.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

BRITNEY SPEARS: ARE WE BACK TO THAT?

We actually thought these days were over. We mean the days that Britney Spears leaves the house without looking in the mirror. Brit and her assistant went to the Topanga Mall and the assistant must be too terrified to point out her boss’s personal neglect. Her rear view is especially appalling – the matted and obvious hair weave implies that she simply doesn’t brush her hair when she wakes up. The exposed underwear is an indication that she needs a three way mirror.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

NEXT CELEBRITY FAD: THE FLYING CAR!



We found the perfect Christmas gift for John Travolta. The future is here. We’ve long dreamed about flying cars and now you can have one for around $250,000. A company called Terrafugia is now taking orders on their new prototype that they call a “transition roadable aircraft.” The pilot can literally land at a local airport, fold up the wings by pressing a button, and drive home! The company has about 80 interested buyers so far and they’re striving to bring down the price. We wonder who the first celebrity flier will be.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

DAVID BECKHAM AND HIS ALL-AMERICAN SONS LOVE LOS ANGELES

As a result of living nearly four years in the US, David Beckham says his kids Brooklyn, 11, Romeo, 8, and Cruz, 5, make fun of their father’s British accent. Sometimes they laugh and mimic his pronunciation. David says he was putting Cruz to bed recently and he said “Daddy, you’re so ENGLISH!” The entire Beckham family has decided that Los Angeles is where they want to be. David likes to tell his UK pals that last December he and the boys were in the pool. “LA is a great place to live.” We agree.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS A DEAD RINGER FOR LAMAR ODOM’S EXWIFE

Khloe Kardashian’s husband Lamar Odom was not happy when his exwife Liza Morales refused to allow their children Destiny, 12, and LJ, 9, to appear on his and Khloe’s new reality show. He sued Liza for visitation rights to his children and reduced child support. Liza remarked that she was surprised he was interested in his kids all of a sudden because he spent so little time with them over the years. The reality series will go on without the kids, but we were astonished by how much Lamar’s exwife Liza resembles Khloe. Liza could be another Kardashian sister!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

WISSAM AL MANA HOPES TO KNOCK JANET JACKSON’S SOCKS OFF

What do you buy for the girl who has everything? Janet Jackson’s boyfriend Qatar businessman Wissam Al Mana happens to be a billionaire so he has a lot of options. Wissam decided to ultimate gift for Janet would be Neverland – or what’s left of it. He’s quietly attempting to purchase Michael Jackson’s legendary property near Santa Barbara because he knows Janet has sentimental feelings about it. Now THAT’S what we call a thoughtful gift.

Monday, November 15, 2010

“MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER” PATTI STANGER MUST BE FLATTERED BY SCARLETT JOHANSSON PARODY

Now the “Millionaire Matchmaker” Patti Stanger KNOWS she has really made it BIG! How many people have the beautiful Scarlett Johansson doing a parody of them on Saturday Night Live? It’s the HIGHEST compliment! Patti must be thrilled! We think Scarlett did an admirable job and the supporting players were quite on target also. If you missed it, take a first look.

Monday, November 15, 2010

“BLACK SWAN” STAR MILA KUNIS: IS MACAULAY CULKIN LURKING IN THE SHADOWS?

Okay, we know that Mila Kunis prefers to keep her private life VERY private, but we’re concerned about the absence of her boyfriend of eight years, Macaulay Culkin, at her movie premiers. Mila’s “Black Swan” costar Natalie Portman kept her boyfriend, choreographer Benjamin Millepied, off the red carpet and avoided photos together, but connected with him afterward at the party. So far the movie has had several premiers and no one has spotted Mac. The fact that Mila’s career is blossoming and Macaulay’s is not might be a problem, but we hope not. They seem like a sweet well matched couple.

Monday, November 15, 2010

WHY ARE SARAH AND BRISTOL PALIN SO POPULAR?

What IS it with these Palins? Once the most openly maligned family in America has turned everything around and now it seems they can do no wrong. Bristol continues to clump her way through “Dancing With The Stars” while far better dancers are voted off. And Sarah’s new show “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” broke the TLC ratings record for a premier, drawing five million viewers. The Hollywood Reporter says both fans and critics will find what they’re looking for on Sarah’s show. The Palin’s popularity continues to astonish us.

Monday, November 15, 2010