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PULL OVER! RUSSELL BRAND IS BEHIND THE WHEEL!

Russell Brand’s bride Katy Perry has finally put her foot down and insisted he learn how to drive. Katy has had to do all the driving until now – so it makes sense that she talked reluctant Russell into taking driving lessons at the ripe age of 35. After all, she gave him a Range Rover as a Christmas gift last year and he’s never been able to use it. It’s a sure sign that the couple plans to live in Los Angeles where you can’t do anything without a car.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

LATOYA JACKSON WANTS TO BE A REAL HOUSEWIFE

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

It looks like LaToya Jackson is trying very hard to become one of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” She’s been keeping company with Lisa Vanderpump (and her adorable dog Gigolo) – they were together at the series premier and at Villa Blanca for lunch this week. Whether single LaToya could be considered a “housewife” or whether actually lives in Beverly Hills is not known. (But, of course, if they were really looking for authenticity, the Beverly Hills Housewives would be Persian) LaToya just might pull it off.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

DON’T BOTHER CHELSEA HANDLER WHEN SHE’S SHOPPING AT TARGET

House photos: via RealEstalker

No sooner had we heard that Chelsea Handler invested six million dollars in a new Bel Air estate, than she was spotted shopping for items for her new home. Chelsea’s new and gorgeous 5800 sq ft mansion has six bedrooms and seven bathrooms and a 50 foot pool with an outdoor fireplace. (Can’t you picture Chelsea and 50 Cent lounging at the pool?) We’re particularly impressed by the closet with a view. Obviously the talk show queen is doing well, but she’s still thrifty. She was seen yesterday clad in white cowboy boots pushing a shopping cart full of paper products, candles, and trinkets at Target. When fans greeted her she gave them a fast nod and quickly went about her business.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

GISELE BUNDCHEN’S FOOTBALL HERO TOM BRADY IS HOLDING ONTO HIS HAIR

Tom Brady’s hair has been attracting a lot of attention for more reasons than one. Justin Bieber mocked footballer Tom when he copied his trademark bangs hairstyle. Other observers marvel at how Tom’s hair has changed in the past couple of years. Tom’s lush locks started thinning and it was quite evident when he had very short hair. His wife, model Gisele Bundchen, according to the Enquirer, encouraged him to have hair transplants before his hair loss is obvious. Tom apparently been seen in the office of a transplant specialist. Whatever he did, he seems to have more hair.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

MILEY CYRUS GOT A HICKEY FOR HER BIRTHDAY, AMONG OTHER THINGS

We’re betting Miley Cyrus injested more than birthday cake and Diet Coke at her 18th birthday celebration at Trousdale. Her underage pals were not supposed to be drinking but sometimes they find a way to get around the law. Miley spent much of the evening smooching with her new plaything, Nickelodeon star Avan Jogia, who is also 18. He’s age appropriate and very cute. It’s a given that Miley woke up with hickeys on her neck – thus proving she had a good time.

Monday, November 22, 2010

NEW BEST FRIENDS; AVRIL LAVIGNE AND LINDA THOMPSON

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

You know what it means when a girl goes shopping with her boyfriends mother. It means the romance is getting SERIOUS. (Just ask Renee Zellweger.) Avril Lavigne and boyfriend Brody Jenner’s mom Linda Thompson bonded while loading up on household items at Bed Bath & Beyond. They schlepped out bag after bag of pillows, bedding, and small kitchen appliances. Is somebody setting up housekeeping, by chance?

Monday, November 22, 2010

YEP, KIM KARDASHIAN HOOKED UP WITH HALLE BERRY’S EX GABRIEL AUBRY



Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
Aha! Kim Kardashian and Halle Berry’s babydaddy/exboyfriend Gabriel Aubry were photographed sitting side by side at the Lakers game last night and there was much speculation about whether they arrived together or just happened to have seats next to each other. Here’s proof that they did, indeed, arrive together (they kept five feet between them and tried to be nonchalant.) It certainly IS a date although they tried to keep it quiet. We’re not surprised – Halle has been having a very public romance with French actor Olivier Martinez.

Monday, November 22, 2010

KESHA AND RIHANNA AT AMA’S: OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE SPECTRUM

Let’s keep it simple. The best and the worst fashion at the American Music Awards is perfectly illustrated by Kesha and Rihanna. Kesha looks as if she shredded a plastic trash bag before she slipped it on and her hair is an appropriate match. Rihanna, on the other hand, shows that she can be incredibly glamorous and edgy at the same time. Nice work, girls.

Monday, November 22, 2010

WAS RONNI CHASEN HANDICAPPED?

Okay, we’re going out on a limb here, but this photo of Ronni Chasen’s crashed car is EXTREMELY revealing. We’re talking about the handicapped card. As far as we can ascertain, busy, active Ronni was far from handicapped. People who don’t live in Beverly Hills might not be aware that many residents with money abuse the handicapped policy and obtain handicapped placards without an infirmity. Perfectly healthy people get to park ANYWHERE WITHOUT PAYING FOR AS LONG AS THEY PLEASE and they never get a ticket. (It’s ironic that the wealthiest residents don’t have to pay for parking.) This thoroughly infuriates both people with genuine handicaps because their spaces are taken, and people without handicaps who resent their cheating. (That’s us.) Newsman Joel Grover investigated this phenomenon and found MOST people with the placards are cheating and everybody else loathes them. Form your own conclusions.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

WE TOLD YOU SO: TERI HATCHER IS LEAVING DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

There were many doubters when we wrote back on Feb 2, 2010, that Teri Hatcher’s character was going to be written off “Desperate Housewives.” Teri even denied it because SHE didn’t know it was going to happen. The show’s creator Marc Cherry fired Nicollette Sheridan without a backward glance, and he’s the one behind Teri’s departure. We told you that Marc didn’t think some of his actors were as “grateful” as they should be, and now we know who he was probably referring to. We surmise that when it became evident that Teri was leaving, Felicity Huffman packed her bags in a hurry.

Sunday, November 21, 2010