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ANOTHER BARBIE WANNABE

Ever since Rodrigo Alves surgically turned himself into Jessica Alves, he/she has yearned to be Barbie and wear pink. Alves endured 91 cosmetic procedures – the most recent were a face and lip lift, a trim of the jaw and chin bones to make his head look smaller, and voice feminization surgery to raise the pitch. It’s utterly AMAZING what men will do to themselves to become women! The biggest mystery of all is WHERE does Alves get the money for all these surgeries and transitions? Does Brazilian-born Alves come from a ridiculously wealthy family? Another question: Where does he/she find legit doctors WILLING to pull off these iffy surgeries? Will all this time and effort help Jessica find Mr Right?

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HANK BASKETT’S CHEATING MIGHT BE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO KENDRA WILKINSON!

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Seems like YEARS since that the story leaked out about Hank Baskett cheating on his Playboy wife Kendra Wilkinson. With a transsexual, no less. Since then the famous couple has been playing this drama to the hilt. And to considerable profit! Kendra and Hank have been riding the infidelity train – breaking up and tearfully making up –and raking in the bucks on numerous TV shows.. Just when their reality show, Kendra on Top, was getting dull, the big cheat happened and renewed interest. They even have a new show where Kendra and Hank sit and WATCH the old show when Hank strayed and react accordingly! PLUS they are writing a tell all book! She seems to be the breadwinner now, and it’s lucky that Kendra knows how to turn lemons into lemonade.

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BRUCE JENNER IS NO HERO

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Yes, Bruce was and is an athletic hero, but to call him a hero for transitioning into a “woman” is an insult to genuine heroes. Heroes are brave women and men with high ideals who risk their own safety to help others, not themselves. Calling Jenner a “hero” tarnishes the title for people who actually EARNED it – like Susan B Anthony, Martin Luther King, Sally Ride, Rosa Parks, Gloria Steinem, and many who served in the armed forces. Having a sex change is like having plastic surgery – it’s something you do for yourself to make YOURSELF happier. And everybody is free to do it. Bruce egotistically claimed on TV “I’m going to change the world.” He’s changing HIS world. It’s nice to see Bruce following his dreams, but they are hardly heroic.

ELLE FANNING AS YOU’VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE

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The last time you saw Elle Fanning, 16, was probably in Maleficent where she played the angelic blonde Princess Aurora. She’s currently filming “Three Generations” with Naomi Watts and Susan Sarandon – it’s about a family adjusting to Elle’s character transitioning from a teenage girl to a teenage boy. Her mother played by Watts, and her grandmother played by Sarandon, struggle to reconcile to the idea. Elle was photographed on the set in short hair and a suit. Somehow she reminds us of Warren Beatty and Annette Bening’s transitioning daughter.

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KENDRA WILKINSON HAS NOTHING TO BE SORRY ABOUT

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Kendra Wilkinson’s shirt says that she is not sorry, but apparently her husband Hank Baskett IS. Their marriage has been questionable since he was accused of consorting online with a talkative transgender model. Kendra IS very upset about the situation, but insiders predict they will not divorce. First of all, Hank is a really nice guy and a rare find, and second, money is a big issue for the pair right now. A divorce would break the bank.

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CASPER SMART ALMOST GOT TRAPPED IN A TRANSGENDER SCHEME

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Those troublemaking trannies are at it again. A clever transsexual contacted Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend Casper Smart and sent him some sexy photos on Instagram. (The trannie vaguely resembles Jennifer Lopez if she were part Asian and petite.) Naturally Casper’s curiosity was aroused and he playfully responded. It all led to an online flirtation with Casper blissfully unaware that he was amusing himself with a transgender person. Armed with messages and photos, the trannie attempted to sell the “story” to the highest bidder. If Instagram chats are a crime, Casper is guilty. But we doubt Jennifer will get all hot and bothered about this. However, Casper IS in for a stern lecture.

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IS DONALD STERLING’S GIRLFRIEND V STIVIANO A TRANSEXUAL? WHAT DOES EDDIE MURPHY THINK?

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Speculation about the questionable V Stiviano involved in the Donald Sterling scandal has reached epic proportions. The latest rumor buzzing around Hollywood is that Stiviano was not born a woman. A source of ours has theorized that the “last piece in the Sterling puzzle” will fall into place when Stiviano is discovered to be a transsexual! Our source laughingly pointed out that “Trannies LOVE basketball players and vice versa.“ Sterling would have no idea. The source went on to say that Stiviano’s history is quite murky and she came from a very large Mexican family where identities might be exchanged. Of course she would have had a lot of plastic surgery, but her bold behavior IS rather masculine. Just something to think about….

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WENDY WILLIAMS HAS A HAPPY HUSBAND

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“Queen of all Media” Wendy Williams adjusts her sexy black dress while walking out of Mr Chow in Beverly Hills – her husband Kevin Hunter looks on in amusement. All dresses are short when you’re 6’2”! Wendy’s talk show is a hit (renewed to 2014) and so is her marriage despite her husband being quite a handful. He’s been accused of sexual harassment by employees and of having a predilection for trannies. Apparently Wendy’s perfectly happy with him however, and that’s what counts. He’s a lucky guy.

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