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IS DONALD STERLING’S GIRLFRIEND V STIVIANO A TRANSEXUAL? WHAT DOES EDDIE MURPHY THINK?

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Speculation about the questionable V Stiviano involved in the Donald Sterling scandal has reached epic proportions. The latest rumor buzzing around Hollywood is that Stiviano was not born a woman. A source of ours has theorized that the “last piece in the Sterling puzzle” will fall into place when Stiviano is discovered to be a transsexual! Our source laughingly pointed out that “Trannies LOVE basketball players and vice versa.“ Sterling would have no idea. The source went on to say that Stiviano’s history is quite murky and she came from a very large Mexican family where identities might be exchanged. Of course she would have had a lot of plastic surgery, but her bold behavior IS rather masculine. Just something to think about….

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V STIVIANO ARRESTED FOR DRIVING WHILE WEARING PAPARAZZI VISOR!

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Just kidding. The woman of many aliases involved with Donald Sterling didn’t take off her visor as she got in her car and drove out of sight today. She was on her way to visit her much-needed lawyer because she is now being investigated for extortion. If these visors DO catch on, new laws will have to be drawn up like they were for cell phones.

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DOES V STIVIANO KNOW SHE STARTED A FASHION TREND?

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Donald Sterling’s girlfriend V Stiviano has rarely been seen without her visor lately. (She told Barbara Walters it helps “mask her pain.” ) At first it was mis-identified as a welding mask, but actually it was intended for wearing when playing sports like golf in the blazing sun. It protects the face from damaging rays. It was NOT a hot commodity until Stiviano started wearing it as a paparazzi deterrent. Customers cleaned out the few stores that carried it and now the product has been renamed the “paparazzi visor” and it sells for $35 in various tints – if you can find it.

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